Wednesday, February 01, 2023

RANK & FILE: TOP 10 TINY TITANS & TERRORS
They say good things come in small packages and these Tiny Titans & Terrors prove the smallest heroes & villains sometimes make the biggest difference! Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania will take Marvel's big screen stars on a subatomic adventure in February, but that's just the tip of the tiny iceberg! We're here to comb comics to find out who are the best diminutive daredevils of them all!


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#1 Wasp (Marvel)
Real Name: [Janet Van Dyne]
First Appearance: [Tales to Astonish #44 (June, 1963)]
Recent Opponents: [Absorbing Man & Titania, MODOK, Kang]
Featured Fight: [Kingsize versus Wasp]

As a founding member of The Avengers, Janet Van Dyne has left a gigantic impression on the Marvel Universe, occasionally using her Pym Particles to reach mammoth scale, but most typically flying high(ish) as the insect-sized Wasp.

Her agile wings and bio-electric stinger take full advantage of her small size, allowing her evade attack, and sneak up on unsuspecting foes. It isn't always easy being so small, sometimes succumbing to a wild swat, but there are very few individuals as experienced with shrinking as the former Avengers team leader. She's toppled tons of towering opponents, and her miniaturized adventures may only be rivaled by the inventor of the Pym Particle process...

#2 Giant-Man (Marvel)
Real Name: [Henry "Hank" Pym]
First Appearance: [Tales to Astonish #27 (January, 1962)]
Recent Opponents: [Freedom Force, Ronan, Zombies, Exiles]
Fight Spotlight: [Freedom Force versus Avengers]

Before his recent demise at the hands of Ultron, Hank Pym was going by "Giant-Man", but don't let the name fool you. The original Ant-Man juggled identities and sizes for decades -- always ready to use his patented Pym Particle technologies to shrink down to miniscule size and catch the bad guys by surprise!

Pym was a founding Avenger, but his sci-fi adventures predate team affiliation, and never depended solely on other heroes. Not when he can don his Ant-Man helmet to rally an army of obedient soldier ants! He was once himself trapped at ant-size, but it was his exposure to gases and transformation into Yellowjacket that led to his greatest infamy, altering his personality, and leading him to abandon size-changing heroics for an extended time after violent impulses were directed at his wife.

#3 Atom (DC)
Real Name: [Ray Palmer]
First Appearance: [Showcase #34 (October, 1961)]
Recent Opponents: [Killer Moth, Superman, Deathstroke]
Featured Fight: [Atom & Atom versus Killer Moth]

The first shrinking superstar of the Silver Age may just be one of the best! Ray Palmer goes one-better than insect-sized rivals, using his technology developed from a white dwarf star fragment to shift size and density on an atomic level!

The Atom is always just a call away, able to literally ride electrons through the phoneline to arrive at any destination in the blink of an eye! Upon arrival he can deliver a knock-out blow, retaining his proportionate strength focused into a miniaturized form -- or slip stealthily into the ear of any receiver! These skills made him a natural addition to the earliest line-up of the Justice League, and whether perched upon Hawkman's shoulder, or living a sword swinging life with the shrunken Kartathans, The Atom remains one of the premier tiny titans of the DC Universe!

#4 Destroyer (Marvel)
Real Name: [Roger Aubrey]
First Appearance: [All Winners Comics #8 (April, 1943)]
Recent Opponents: [Baroness Blood]
Featured Fight: [Invaders versus Baroness Blood]

The Destroyer may be an unfamiliar face, but as a World War II era Timely Comics cover star, he battled the axis of evil behind enemy lines. Various identities are associated with The Destroyer, but modern Marvel canon would have it that Roger Aubrey inherited the mantle from Brian Falsworth, fighting into the present-day thanks to receiving a derivative of the super-soldier serum that created Captain America, and slowed his aging.

Somewhere within this tangled history Aubrey was captured and experimented on by Nazi scientists, who shrunk him to 12 inches tall. In his miniaturized form he became Dyna-Mite: one of The Crusaders returned to England in an elaborate plot to assassinate the King. Thanks to the intervention of The Invaders, the Nazis were thwarted, and Dyna-Mite continued to fight on the frontlines of Europe, and beyond, retaining the ability to shrink when the element of surprise is required.

#5 Maul (DC)
Real Name: [Jeremy Stone]
First Appearance: [WildC.A.T.s #1 (August, 1992)]
Recent Opponents: [Annihilus & Defile]
Featured Fight: [Annihilus & Defile versus Fantastic Four]

Like some of the other shrinking heroes on this list; Maul is probably best known for his ability to increase in size. This byproduct of alien Titanthrope physiology sees Jeremy Stone become a hulking purple-skinned member of the WildCATs, sacrificing intelligence for increased size, strength, and invulnerability, while also growing large horns from his back.

Though Maul typically favours size and super-strength in the fight against deadly Daemonites, the inverse of his powers is also true, allowing him to gain great genius while shrinking to a diminutive stature. He has occasionally used this to escape some tricky situations in a moment of brilliance.

#6 Green Lantern (DC)
Real Name: [Bzzd]
First Appearance: [Green Lantern Corps #12 (July, 2007)]
Recent Opponents: [Sinestro Corps]
Featured Fight: [Green Lantern Corps versus Sinestro Corps]

Have you ever been bothered by a fly that you just couldn't swat? Bzzd may naturally be one of the smallest heroes on this list -- but it's his indomitable willpower and tenacity that earned the Apatonian a power ring from the Green Lantern Corps!

Bzzd is indeed almost identical to an Earth housefly, but when his power ring is depleted, he can always rely on a natural stinger to administer a powerful venom. A useful tool as he patrols Space Sector 2261, and battles the yellow spectrum of the Sinestro Corps, which he helped defeat during the Sinestro Corps War and their attack on Earth. A good reminder that this fly guy is no joke!

#7 Green Lantern (DC)
Real Name: [Leezle Pon]
First Appearance: [Green Lantern #188 (May, 1985)]
Recent Opponents: [Sinestro Corps]
Featured Fight: [Green Lantern Corps versus Sinestro Corps]

Size is no barrier to entry for the Green Lantern Corps, and as small as Bzzd might be -- the intelligent virus Leezle Pon is operating on an entirely different scale! This self-aware smallpox is fighting on the side of good, receiving Green Lantern jurisdiction over Sector 119, where he fought against his viral arch-nemesis: Despotellis!

Leezle Pon was another of the Green Lanterns fighting on the front line of the Sinestro Corps War, where he purged fellow lantern, Guy Gardner, of infection by the yellow lantern virus Despotellis, exacting vengeance for his fallen comrades of Sector 119. Working with medically trained Soranik Natu; Leezle Pon is one disease you want to catch -- no evil will escape his microscopic sight!

#8 Atom (DC)
Real Name: [Ryan Choi]
First Appearance: [DCU: Brave New World #1 (August, 2006)]
Recent Opponents: [Killer Moth]
Featured Fight: [Atom & Atom versus Killer Moth]

You can't keep a good shrinking scientist down, but when Ray Palmer vacated his position at Ivy University, nuclear physicist Ryan Choi emigrated from Hong Kong to assume the position. This transfer wasn't strictly academic, granting Choi ownership of the dwarf star size-changing belt that allowed Ray Palmer - and now he - to become the miniscule Atom!

The All-New Atom wasted no time exploring the unseen wonders of the world, adventuring through his predecessor's old stomping grounds in search of amazing new discoveries. His scientific pursuits took him to the subatomic domain, and eventually other universes as he searched for his missing mentor. It turned out he'd never actually exchanged letters with Palmer, but the Atoms never the less became fast friends, fighting side by side against the likes of Killer Moth!

#9 Beast Boy (DC)
Real Name: [Garfield Logan]
First Appearance: [Doom Patrol #99 (November, 1965)]
Recent Opponents: [Marvel Family]
Featured Fight: [Marvel Family versus Earth-One]

Although not strictly known for shrinking powers; Beast Boy's ability to transform into any known animal allows him to shrink down to the size of a bird, mouse, or tiny insect! The only catch to his incredibly diverse metamorphosis is the telltale sign of a completely green version of his chosen creature. This is owed to the strange transfer of abilities that came when he was cured of a rare childhood illness using a serum extracted from a green monkey.

Beast Boy might be just as well known for assuming the shape of larger animals, but a more literal tiny titan he couldn't be, as one of the most identifiable members of the Teen Titans, and a former member of the venerable Doom Patrol.

#10 Ant-Man (Marvel)
Real Name: [Scott Lang]
First Appearance: [Avengers #181 (March, 1979)]
Recent Opponents: [Absorbing Man & Titania]
Featured Fight: [Absorbing Man & Titania versus Ant-Man & Wasp]

Like other tiny heroes on this list, Scott Lang received the mighty mantle of Ant-Man by inheriting the Pym Particle technology of inventor Hank Pym -- but before he was given the scientist's blessing, he acquired the helmet by stealing it! It was the act of a desperate father to a seriously ill child, who had reformed as a thief, and ultimately used the technology to thwart a villainous scheme before intending to turn himself in.

Rewarded for his altruism, Scott Lang became as great an Ant-Man as his predecessor, synonymous with small-scale adventures, and summoning armies of ants to his aide as a member of the Avengers and Fantastic Four. His frequent use of Pym Particles even infused his once sickly daughter with the incredible power to change her size, becoming the heroine Stature, and later Stinger. Father & daughter will appear in Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania, which has made the second Ant-Man one of the best known heroes on this list.

Bringing Up The Rear:

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Saturday, January 28, 2023

ABSORBING MAN & TITANIA versus ANT-MAN & WASP
"Even a God Can Die!" (Marvel)
Where:
Avengers #275 When: January 1987
Why: Roger Stern How: John Buscema & Tom Palmer

The Story So Far...
Avengers Mansion has fallen into the grip of Baron Zemo and The Masters of Evil! Their siege has claimed not just the heroes' headquarters -- but also one of their mightiest ranks!

For daring to charge the building alone, Hercules received a devastating beatdown that left the demigod barely clinging to life! Rushed to hospital, he was declared dead, but The Prince of Power's bold heart refused to stop beating for long!

Captain America was captured providing backup, but Wasp escaped to accompany Hercules to the hospital. Joined by Ant-Man, she stands as the last line of defense for Herc and The Avengers -- and a walking target as The Masters of Evil deploy Absorbing Man & Titania to finish her off!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Titania 5 (Super-Human)
Intelligence: Ant-Man 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Wasp 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Titania 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Wasp 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Absorbing Man 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Wasp 3 (Explosives)
Total: Absorbing Man 22 (Champion)

Don't look now! It's a tag team showdown of Marvel Comics power couples with a debuting partner on both sides, but these pairs aren't created equal!

Carl "Crusher" Creel was a small time crook & boxer who was dosed with an enchanted potion by Loki while in prison. The concoction of Asgardian herbs granted Creel the power to absorb physical properties of anything he comes in contact with, transferring it to himself, his clothes, and a prison ball & chain.

The Absorbing Man typically chooses metals and stone, enhancing his strength and durability to go up against the likes of Thor and Hulk, but he's also capable of more inventive transformations, such as gases, liquids, energy sources, and supernatural materials. He can even rearrange his composition, enduring dismemberment, and forming irregular shapes such as hammers for fists.

Creel first met Titania during the original Secret Wars when she was unveiled by Doctor Doom and deployed against the Fantastic FourAn antagonistic relationship soon turned romantic as the pair became partners in crime and wedlock. They continued to battle each other's rivals, facing She-Hulk, Thunderstrike, Spider-Man, and The Avengers after joining up as enforcers for The Masters of Evil.


Scott Lang may be the second Avenger to assume the mantle of Ant-Man, but he's no stranger to prison himself. Unable to support his young family as a repair man; he used his skills as an electrical engineer to become a burglar, eventually breaking into the residence of Dr. Hank Pym -- the original Ant-Man!

Formally granted Ant-Man's suit after proving himself altruistic, he gained all the skills of Pym particle technology, favouring shrinking over enlargement, command of ants including winged varieties, a concussive "disruptor" blast, and eventually wrist-mounted gauntlets similar to the Wasp's bio-electric stingers.

We've seen the high-flying Janet Van Dyne cut down opponents many times before, blasting the likes of Moonstone, Pyro, Dragon Man, and Kingsize!

This seems like a fairly one-sided affair, with Absorbing Man and Titania typically mixing it up with a different weight class. The Tape gives us our best insight into how the diminutive heroes level the playing field, relying on intelligence, speed, agility, and firepower to mitigate the mighty strength of their opponents.

The Tape: Absorbing Man & Titania Ranking: Wasp (#39)

What Went Down...
Walls crumble as Absorbing Man and Titania stomp their way past helpless security and hospital staff -- on the warpath to The Avengers inside!


Nurses do their best to usher vulnerable patients out of the building as Wasp and Ant-Man shrink down to unnoticed size and race against the herd. Lost amongst the rushing feet, they aim to make a stand to defend a gravely injured Hercules.

Wasp makes the first move -- answering Absorbing Man's search by flying directly into his gaze with her bio-electric stringers blasting!


The sudden assault is enough to shock Absorbing Man out of his steel-skin!

Momentarily blinded by the flash, he clutches at his eyes in human form -- vulnerable as Wasp encourages Ant-Man to strike!

The diminutive hero rapidly returns to normal size, taking advantage of his blinded foe with a dazzling uppercut!


Titania launches herself at the Ant-Man in a furious rage, but with Wasp watching his back, he knows it's coming -- and shrinks beneath the reach of the rampaging villainess to leave her colliding face-first with a nearby wall!

Not taking too kindly to being outwitted -- Absorbing Man reaches into a power junction and makes contact with the electricity. He receives enough raw power to add another "smart guy" to the list he's stomped.


Absorbing Man is a real bright spark as his body absorbs the charge and he swings his electrified wrecking ball over head!

Wasp and Ant-Man have no choice but to flee the walking bug-zapper, while Titania continues smashing through walls to enter the operating theatre housing the mortally wounded Hercules!

Titania has no regard for the demigods' critical condition, but stops short of making good on her threats to worsen his situation when Ant-Man directs a small army to swarm all over her body!


The maddening predicament shocks Absorbing Man out of his electrified state, sending him in search of a bottle of alcohol so he can assume its properties and become a living wash over his partners' ant-covered body!

The alcohol shower does the trick, but pulling himself back into humanoid form leaves Absorbing Man feeling disoriented -- and open to a tandem direct assault from Wasp's stinger and helmet Ant-Man's disruptor!


The blow stuns Absorbing Man, but once again Titania comes to the aid of her man -- immediately snatching Wasp out of the air!

Ant-Man is there to assist his fellow Avenger as well, riding his flying ant into range to toss a small canister at Titania.


It erupts into a gas that shrinks Titania down to the same diminutive size as the insect-like heroes. An equalizer that leaves her vulnerable to Wasp's stinger!

Absorbing Man groggily stumbles through the operating room in desperate search of a source of absorbable power. He finds only the unconscious Hercules, but before he can absorb the strength of a demigod -- Wasp is on him!

The full-size heroine flies overhead and hooks her legs under Absorbing Man's arms, briefly taking him off his feet before unleashing her full bio-electric stinger directly at his head!


The Absorbing Man drops like a mighty oak, slamming face down on the surgery floor -- knocked out! Ant-Man strolls in with a similarly unconscious Titania over his shoulder, noting Wasp's toughness as they relax in victory.

The Hammer...
Occasionally over the years I've been asked to weigh-in on "who would win a fight" between various characters. It can make for a fun conversation, but the more I do all of this, the more I'm reluctant to give any real answer, drifting away from that type of thing.

Secret Wars on Infinite Earths exists to some extent to provide solid reference material for exactly these kinds of debates, but despite our sports-inspired format, comic book superhero fights aren't determined purely by skill or abilities. It's an exercise in plot and narrative. Discussing abilities is a good jumping off point, but it's kinda putting the cart before the horse.

Stan Lee -- after decades of receiving these kinds of questions -- put it with affable simplicity in his Stan's Rants YouTube series: "There's one answer to all of that; it's so simple. Anyone should know this! The person who'd win in a fight is the person that the scriptwriter wants to win!"

Which means Absorbing Man and Titania may be obvious favourites in a fight against Wasp and Ant-Man, but that's exactly why they will more than likely lose. It just wouldn't be interesting if these things were foregone conclusions. The heroes can't simply be smeared across the pavement, and when a super-villain holds such an overwhelming advantage over a hero -- that just better defines the heroism of finding a way to overcome and defeat them.

That's why we still talk about Spider-Man beating Juggernaut, Batman matching Superman, and why Wasp is now nestled comfortably in our Top 40 ranks! [And as a matter of record: Spielberg won two Best Director Oscars for Schindler's List (1994) and Saving Private Ryan (1999), so Ant-Man should have more faith].


Of course, in the interest of avoiding foregone conclusions, sometimes the heroes have to lose, and The Avengers are facing one of their most stunning defeats, this issue taking place during the Siege of Avengers Mansion.

Wasp & Ant-Man's victory at the hospital defended a mortally wounded Hercules, whose vital signs are strengthening after an earlier flatline, but Baron Zemo and The Masters of Evil still have control of the Avengers' HQ. A violation Wasp vows to avenge after doctors have delivered the good news, and issue closes.

Wasp has been in a leadership role around this time, and it's kinda cool to see her playing pointman as the team attempts to regroup. She and Ant-Man could be easily overlooked heroes, but they're both well suited to rallying the troops, and making a surprise attack against The Masters of Evil.

You can rest assured we'll be looking at more from the "Avengers Under Siege" storyline, and Hercules' brutal defeat, at some point in the future.

If you want to find those entries, or any of the topics covered today, you should follow links throughout this post. Or just dive into the Secret Archive for a complete index of featured fights in order of publisher, series, and issue number.

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Winners: Wasp & Ant-Man
#33 (+6) Wasp (Janet Van Dyne)
#354 (new) Ant-Man (Scott Lang)
#379 (-27) Titania
#984 (new) Absorbing Man

Saturday, January 21, 2023

AVENGERS versus MODOK & AIM
The Girl From Gamma Gamma Gamma (Marvel)
Where:
She-Hulk #1 When: May 2004
Why: Dan Slott How: Juan Bobillo

The Story So Far...
Jennifer Walters lives a charmed life. She parties by night, wins court cases by day, and when she isn't doing either of those, she becomes the Sensational She-Hulk, enjoying all the privileges of an Avenger with superhuman strength, free parking, and residence at Avengers Mansion.

Consultation with a blood specialist has helped the ace attorney crack her latest case against the man responsible for improper storage of Antarctic Vibranium, but closing arguments have to wait when an Avengers Emergency calls She-Hulk into action!

MODOK and Advanced Idea Mechanics are up to their old tricks, targeting the Earth for a deep freeze from the upper atmosphere, but the low gravity battle is just the beginning of She-Hulk's troubles.

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Iron Man 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: MODOK 5 (Professor)
Speed: Wasp 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Iron Man 6 (Generator)
Agility: Captain America 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Captain America 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Scarlet Witch 7 (Cosmic Power)
Total: Iron Man 31 (Super)

The Avengers are: Captain America, Iron Man, Wasp, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Hercules, and She-Hulk.

The Avengers have a strong line-up, but don't count MODOK out just yet! He's flanked by a small army of Advanced Idea Mechanics agents, with Blizzard strapped in to a machine designed to amplify his freezing powers on a global scale!

Blizzard is Donald Gill: the second villain to assume the alias after receiving a cryogenic battlesuit from Justin Hammer. He used his ice-projecting powers to help fight Iron Man and War Machine as part of Hammer's private army.

MODOK might look a little funny, but in previous entries we've documented him dominating a troubled Abomination, brain-blasting Cable, and turning heroes into mind-controlled pawns in the all-star all-ages version of Avengers Adventures, which also saw the kid-friendly villain mutate them into MODvengers.

The team assembled today are well versed in the art of saving the world and beating back bad guys. She-Hulk herself has stared down the threat of Thanos on multiple occasions, teamed with Hercules to best the mythical possessed Bran the Blessed, and will eventually defeat the Champion of the Universe.

How will it all go this time around? Let's get to finding out!

The Tape: Avengers Ranking: Iron Man (#4)

What Went Down...
His orbital space platform is already destroyed when MODOK shouts defiantly into the void that his cryo-cannon is still functional.

AIM soldiers float scattered high above the world as the Avengers scramble to prevent the ultimate attempt at techno-orbital espionage.


Leading their effort to save the world is the ever tenacious Captain America, who wields his mighty shield against the yellow clad science-terrorists, while desperately seeking to rally an Avenger to take out the advanced freeze gun.

Wasp and Vision contend with AIM agents, blasting the floating horde, while Iron Man does his best to reach the hostile tech -- even though his repulsor rays cannot breach MODOK's shield bubble.

She-Hulk makes a dive for the bubble as the gunner strapped to the cannon takes his shot.

The cryo-cannon channels the freezing powers of Blizzard to unleash a gigantic freeze ray in the direction of the Earth. The only thing preventing its success -- Captain America's unbreakable shield and will to hold it!


The vacuum of space somehow diminishes the freeze-ray's effects, but if it hits the Earth's atmosphere the world is at risk of a sudden winter!

With the threat of an ice age looming, She-Hulk slams her fist into the translucent shield bubble! Once! Twice! Again and again until at last it breaks!

She reaches in -- grabbing hold of a cable that tethers Blizzard to MODOK!


The mighty muscle of She-Hulk rips Blizzard out of his position mounted on the cryo-cannon and sends he & MODOK helplessly swinging through the vacuum.

She turns the villainous pair into a living wrecking ball, swinging MODOK & Blizzard through the yellow cluster of floating AIM agents -- breaking her own booster pack in the process!


MODOK disengages the line with a mental blast and activates the booster packs in his exo-suit.

An order for "Retreat Plan Omega" begins the escape operation, sending a scattered AIM swarm rapidly blasting for freedom -- thrusting She-Hulk booster-less in the direction of Earth in the process!

Fortunately, Hercules jumps into action to make the save, gently catching She-Hulk with mighty arms and a functioning pack. He agrees enthusiastically to a victory party as they hover above the big blue planet.

The Hammer...
The world is saved from a second ice age thanks to the tireless efforts of She-Hulk and The Avengers!

Despite the planetary threat posed by AIM's dismantled machines, it's actually a relatively small battle, driving MODOK and Blizzard into a desperate retreat in only two action-packed pages.

It serves as a little taste of a typical day in the life of She-Hulk, who literally had to leap from the courtroom, abandoning her duties as a lawyer mid-trial, to serve the greater good as an Avenger.

These dueling responsibilities are catching up with the partygirl hero, whose work/life balance is spiraling out of control -- even if she doesn't realise it!

A one-two punch will bring her down to Earth when Captain America and Wasp politely evict her from Avengers Mansion for abusing the facilities (with a string of impromptu overnight guests), and she loses her civilian job after opposing council argues saving the world meant compromising the jury by eliciting gratitude.

All of this will see Blizzard finding She-Hulk drowning her sorrows the next night in a bar. A chance to settle the score for ruining his shot at the big time -- at least until She-Hulk effortlessly busts out of an ice straitjacket. Fortunately for him, she'd rather share a drink than deliver a pummeling on his way back to The Vault.

Fun stuff from the now legendary 2004-05 She-Hulk series by Dan Slott and Juan Bobillo. An instant favourite of the time that provided a succinct blueprint for last year's Disney+ live-action series with its perfect blend of superhero sitcom, and court room drama.

In fact, once I got my eyes to stop rolling from the sheer absurdity of it all, I couldn't help but be amused by supposed backlash to She-Hulk twerking on the show. Consternation that echoes Captain America and Iron Man's quiet chat about She-Hulk's wild partying during their victory celebration in She-Hulk #1.

Of course, the Avengers leadership were more concerned about structural integrity and security at Avengers Mansion, and less worried about whatever petty crap people were supposedly complaining about on Twitter.


Good humor and empowerment was part of She-Hulk's identity for a couple of decades prior to this, through her bawdy solo series under John Byrne, and tenures with the Avengers and Fantastic Four. We got a little taste of it when she grappled with wardrobe and lodging concerns back in Avengers #222, while also laying the smackdown on Moonstone and Scorpion.

Slott continued a down to earth depiction of She-Hulk that had helped distinguish the character from her rampaging cousin (and earlier "Savage" period), serving up a classic dose of Marvel's "heroes with headaches" with personality all its own.

It was eminently disappointing when Marvel shortened the run to just twelve issues, but that also made it a tight tome, sealed away as a definitive take on the character, and some of Slott's best work. This was before the writer let loose on knowingly prickly subjects, teasing out fresh and intuitive takes on Marvel canon, rather than leaning in to some of its more disruptive urges.

Juan Bobillo delivers all the right beats with a bubbly penciling style atypical for the time, but perfection with its strong expression and performance, and lively sense of energy. Some of his superhero designs go quirkily off-model throughout the series, but as long as they're in these pages, sing in synch with all the fun.

Some of this volume's best elements don't exactly compliment our fight-fixated format, but today's MODOK feature is the kind of curious aside that I love to get on the record. If you're looking for something a little bit harder hitting, there's always our early spotlight on She-Hulk's challenge of Champion of the Universe, and their inventive subsequent rematch.

If you'd like to find more from the topics covered today, you can follow links throughout this post, or discover more wonders by diving into the reference banks of the Secret Archive. That's where you'll find a complete index of featured fights in order of publisher, series, and issue number.

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Winners: She-Hulk & Captain America (w/ Iron Man, Wasp, Vision, Hercules, and Scarlet Witch)
#56 (+32) She-Hulk
#7 (--) Captain America
#4 (--) Iron Man [+1 assist]
#39 (--) Wasp [+1 assist]
#148 (--) Vision [+1 assist]
#154 (--) Hercules [+1 assist]
#439 (--) Scarlet Witch [+1 assist]
#145 (-11) MODOK
#982 (new) Blizzard (Donald Gill)

Saturday, January 14, 2023

AVENGERS versus KANG
Time -- And Time Again! (Marvel)
Where:
Avengers #267 When: May 1986
Why: Roger Stern How: John Buscema

The Story So Far...
Beneath the bedrock of Manhattan Island -- Wasp joins Hercules and the Black Knight as they bore an underground tunnel network towards Avengers Hydrobase. A simple enough task for the Prince of Power -- until an eerie glow consumes the trio and whisks them away!

Caught in a swirl of endless fog, the Avengers encounter the unconscious presence of Hulk, Giant-Man, and Iron Man. A surefire clue to Wasp that they've been displaced from time and space -- sent to the Limbo dimension during the teams' first encounter with the Space Phantom!

Such a bizarre feat could only be possible for Kang The Conqueror! The master of time emerges to declare dominion over Limbo from Immortus -- but how do the three Avengers factor into his mad scheme?

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Hercules 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Kang 6 (Genius)
Speed: Wasp 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Hercules 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Wasp 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Hercules 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Kang 5 (Lasers)
Total: Kang The Conqueror 29 (Metahuman)

The Avengers are: Wasp, Black Knight, and Hercules.

Not the most formidable line-up for a threat as potent as Kang The Conqueror, but also not to be under estimated as a coordinated force.

Wasp has been known to fight above her weight class, taking on the unexpected challenge of Kingsize, and snuffing the flames of Pyro when Freedom Force attacked the base in Avengers #312. Her veteran wiles, Pym particle shrinking, flight, and bio-electric stingers make her a deft field leader -- and tricky to track!

Black Knight represents a more straight-forward challenge, wielding the dark magic of The Ebony Blade with expert mastery. A sharpened sword that once gave Moon Knight a run for his money, and compliments the blunt force of Hercules.

We've seen The Prince of Power take a win teaming with She-Hulk against Bran the Blessed, but results were mixed when the Secret Avengers met a magically empowered Baron Zemo, and Olympus Group fought the Dark Avengers.

Kang's greatest weapons are his advanced technology and foreknowledge of future events. This can make him very difficult to pin down, or lay a hit on with conventional means, but his presence inevitably coincides with plans that leave him vulnerable to those he seeks to dominate in the short-lived present.

If The Avengers can assemble themselves as a fighting unit they might just stand a chance. Let's see how it all unfolded!

The Tape: Avengers Ranking: Wasp (#39)

What Went Down...
From the swirling fog steps the dreaded visage of the one responsible for bringing The Avengers to Limbo...


Kang The Conqueror welcomes the trio of Avengers to his domain, rejecting Hercules' second-hand knowledge of the realm's rule by Immortus.

The Conqueror claims to have brought them to the past for his own amusement, challenging his enemies to defeat him in exchange for escaping eternity in Limbo.

Wasp is the first to indulge Kang's mad request -- firing a direct blast!


The bioelectric energy of Wasp's stinger is no match for Kang's hi-tech shields, but it does draw the time traveler's immediate attention.

The distraction grants The Black Knight the opening he needs to move in close for an attack with his Ebony Blade! The sword disrupts the invisible barrier with spectacular results -- destroying Kang's protective field!

With nothing preventing a close-quarters strike -- Hercules advances!


A mighty punch from the prince of power quite literally knocks Kang's head off!

The decapitation shatters the illusion of Kang's deception -- revealing the dangling wires of a sophisticated robot at the severed neck!


With the true Kang watching his android doppelganger's fate from the safety of monitors in his distant central robotics plant -- Hercules ends the charade by slamming his hands together around the floating head!

The Hammer...
A team effort swiftly gets the better of Kang's proxy, but can it ever really be that simple with The Master of Time?

Hercules may have easily crushed the robot's head once Black Knight disabled its defenses, but the trio of Avengers remains trapped in Limbo: pawns in a grand scheme to see them ultimately face another of Kang's many time-generated doppelgangers.

Kang is on a warpath to destroy the many "divergents" his existence throughout time has generated. A literal war with himself, against opponents who exist at different points of his life, some choosing paths not taken. His ultimate target: a Kang who's lived far too long to succumb to any simple trap, or frontal assault.

It may sound a tad complicated, but it's a mere sample of the twisted timelines and grand temporal game played by Kang The Conqueror: He who has lived the ages as both Rama-Tut and Immortus, and intends to control a legion of Kangs by replacing his vanquished selves with robotic copies.

This deliberate intention goes some length to explaining how we treat results like this in the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths rankings. This result will be deemed a defeat of Kang, perceiving his robotic clone as a direct extension of his intent, and an instrument used to battle The Avengers, which failed. At least for now!

The three Avengers remain trapped in Limbo circa Avengers #2, when they first battled the Space Phantom, and Kang will attempt to capitalize upon the group's depleted ranks to complete his conquest in the present-day.

Fun times with an eclectic mid-eighties line-up of Avengers that we'll no doubt see in future entries. If you'd like more from these characters you can follow links throughout this post, or dive into the Secret Archive for a complete index of featurd fights in order of publisher, series, and issue number.

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Winners: Hercules & Black Knight (w/ Wasp)
#154 (+283) Hercules
#418 (+559) Black Knight
#39 (--) Wasp [+1 assist]
#981 (new) Kang The Conqueror