Thursday, January 09, 2025

RANK & FILE: 2024 TOP FEATURED FIGHTS
Happy new year! Season 2024 of the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths is now officially history, meaning we must convene one more time to determine the best battles of the last year! Usually we do that with a Cover To Cover spotlight, but this year we're taking advantage of the Rank & File format to determine the Top 10 Season 2024 Featured Fights as voted for by you and your views!


For a simple list without commentary you can check out the 2024 Feature Fight Recap, or revisit highlights from the previous season with the 2023 Top Featured Fights. Still can't get enough? Return to the main page to find the latest from the Comic Book Fight Club, or explore hundreds of previous featured fights in the Secret Archive! If you like what you see and want to support a bigger & better Season 2025 - consider becoming a Tier 1 subscriber on Patreon or hit the Warbonds Top 10 level to take it to the next level and choose a topic for a future Rank & File!

#1 Kraven the Hunter vs Spider-Man (Marvel)
Issue: [Web of Spider-Man #31 (October 1987)]
Writer: [JM DeMatteis] Penciler: [Mike Zeck]
Featured Combatants: [Kraven the Hunter, Spider-Man]

Anticipation for another doomed Sony adaptation was already in the air at the start of Season 2024. We parlayed our grim expectations into finally delving into one of Kraven the Hunter's most defining comic book tales. It begins with a battle far more impactful than any of the theatrical version's lacklustre efforts -- making for our most popular entry of the year!

Kraven's Last Hunt is one of the legendary texts of the eighties Spider-Man canon and it was a pleasure to at long last add the catalytic struggle to the Comic Book Fight Club card! There are several important conflicts throughout the six-part crossover event, with arguably superior combat, but we had to start with the most shocking of them all. This one was on the docket for a very long time and I'm quite sure we'll be back on the hunt for more from this legendary story.

#2 Anna Williams vs Ling Xiaoyu & Panda (Titan)
Issue: [Tekken: Blood Feud #1 (June 2017)]
Writer: [Cavan Scott] Penciler: [Andie Tong]
Featured Combatants: [Anna Williams, Ling Xiaoyu, Panda, Nina Williams, Paul Phoenix, Tekken Force]

2024 was a big year for fighting games and arguably the biggest of them all was Tekken 8! Long time readers will have noticed that I'm an absolute tragic for the characters and conflicts of the major fighting game franchises, with a curious tradition of getting extra excited for martial arts media at the start of a new year. Conditions were therefore ripe for taking a closer look at the 2017 comic book adaptation that loosely tied-in with the home release of Tekken 7.

I'm not sure if this one would've made my personal Top 10, but it was nice to touch upon more of the enduring icons from the Tekken franchise, and explore a comic book that was actually released in the last ten years! Gamers don't always have a reputation for being big readers, but I love discussing these worlds and play the games for that reason. Despite a schism between hardcore competitive players and "lore" enthusiasts, curiosity always seems to fuel interest in our gaming spotlights. I like to think we can be a bridge between the two fanbases.

#3 Prime Sentinels vs X-Men (Marvel)
Issue: [X-Men #65 (June 1997)]
Writer: [Scott Lobdell] Penciler: [Carlos Pacheco]
Featured Combatants: [Prime Sentinels, Cannonball, Storm, Wolverine, Jean Grey, Cyclops]

The nineties were back in a big way in 2024 thanks in no small part to the animated series revival of X-Men '97! The cartoon throwback introduced a whole new audience to the forgotten threat of Bastion and his adaptive cybernetic Prime Sentinels, stoking interest in their comic book origins from a variety of readers, new & old!

It's often been all too easy to forget my X-Men fandom and it was a wonderful year for reconnecting with Marvel's merry mutants. There were much bigger marquee match-ups featured on the site, but as a reflection of what was hot in 2024, this unlikely Top 3 ranking of Prime Sentinels captures an aspect of the zeitgeist. After all, in addition to being featured in of one of the hottest and most anticipated multimedia adaptations of the year, the concept's legacy was also reflected in the From The Ashes comic book relaunch that included a new Sentinels series.

#4 Beast vs Secret Empire Spy (Marvel)
Issue: [Amazing Adventures #11 (March 1972)]
Writer: [Gerry Conway] Penciler: [Tom Sutton]
Featured Combatants: [Beast, Bennie]

When it comes to these year-end lists I'm sometimes surprised by what garners the most interest from you - the reader. It's easy to assume certain characters and big time match-ups command the most attention, but often unlikely curiosities break through the noise to rise to the top. Case in point: the significant, but slightly less-than-sexy battle between Beast and an anonymous corporate spy.

I found myself brimming with enthusiasm while reading the Beast issues of Amazing Adventures and felt compelled to share the good word despite this particular issue not exactly lending itself to our fight-focused format, and there not really being any associated reason.

The issue is history-making for being the first outing of Beast as a furry manimal, but there is so much more to enjoy than just that trivia note. I didn't necessarily think it would hit big, but it turns out it was intriguing enough to be an instant hit and finish the year a Top 5 entry! Go figure!

#5 Wolverine vs Elektra (Marvel)
Issue: [Wolverine #103 (July 1996)]
Writer: [Larry Hama] Penciler:[Vel Semeiks]
Featured Combatants: [Wolverine, Elektra]

Cartoons and comic book revivals fueled X-Mania throughout 2024, but there might not have been any bigger source of excitement than the blockbuster theatrical intrigue of the long-awaited Deadpool & Wolverine movie. It notably brought Hugh Jackman back to his star-making role, while canonizing the fashion of more comics-accurate costumes, but he wasn't the only comeback that got people talking -- and hitting the site!

Jennifer Garner was one of a handful of cameos appearing in the live-action capper -- and that was all the reason I needed to finally dig in to a match-up that has always been an intriguing consideration. The bone-claw, noseless period for Wolverine isn't exactly anyone's favourite, but his moment of re-training with Elektra is exactly the kind of fight-focused curiosity we like to dig up. It was a nice chance to finally explore some more from Elektra, who's been criminally under featured, despite making waves as a controversial new Daredevil in recent comic books.

#6 Blade vs Gambit (Marvel)
Issue: [Gambit #4 (May 1999)]
Writer: [Fabian Nicieza] Penciler: [Steve Skroce]
Featured Combatants: [Blade, Gambit]

This one had been sitting on my desk for quite a few years, and I was already thinking about it coming up to X-Men '97, so the second I heard Channing Tatum and Wesley Snipes would have cameos as Gambit and Blade in the Deadpool & Wolverine movie -- I knew it was finally going to be time to pull the trigger!

In my mind this was one of the most intriguing battles of the year, and honestly I'm a little surprised it didn't finish higher up the list. By the late nineties I was oscillating between kinda liking and kinda cringing at Gambit, so his solo series went largely unnoticed by me during a period when I was reading less comics. That gives this unlikely dream match even more exotic appeal -- even if the results of their battle are kind of par for the course. I think this entry is a little underrated and time might correct that.

#7 Deadpool vs Wolverine (Marvel)
Issue: [Wolverine #88 (December 1994)]
Writer: [Larry Hama] Artists: [Adam Kubert & Fabio Laguna]
Featured Combatants: [Deadpool, Wolverine]

This one was an obligatory entry in a year of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie, which might've made it feel a bit played out by the time we put this particular match-up under the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths microscope. Coming in at #7 is no shame, but we might've expected it to rank higher given its importance to 2024.

We could hardly ignore the marquee appeal of these two massively popular mainstream characters, and I was pleased to finally take a closer look at a Sliding Doors white whale issue in my collection, but even I can admit that it might not be one of my personal Top 10 for the last year. That's right! I'm turning heel on the data!

If you checked out the featured fight in detail, you would've discovered that the revelation of the Deadpool and Wolverine dynamic is that they don't really have a very compelling comic book history. At least not in their first outing. I'll leave it to the featured article to explain that in more depth, but suffice it to say I'm not too disappointed that this one only managed to reach #7 on our list.

#8 Sabretooth vs Wolverine (Marvel)
Issue: [Uncanny X-Men #212 (December 1986)]
Writer: [Chris Claremont] Penciler: [Rick Leonardi]
Featured Combatants: [Wolverine, Sabretooth]

A more surprising entry this low on our list is the first comic book encounter between Wolverine and his arch-nemesis Sabretooth! This legendary rivalry is steeped in vicious conflict and it's always been an ambition to see their blood feud better represented here on the site.

Enthusiasm for Wolverine's big screen return made it the perfect time to finally take a closer look at one of their many famous battles -- not that I need a lot of excuses to dig back into the brown costume, eighties era of Wolverine and the X-Men. This is the good stuff and I would probably rank it one of my personal favourite features of the year.

The cover of the issue declares it "Round 1", giving away that it was merely the beginning of a beautiful hatred. Did they know they were creating one of the greatest enduring feuds in comic book history? Perhaps, but it's also a sign that this was part of the famous Mutant Massacre crossover -- another subject I've been wanting to examine for a very long time!

#9 Ryu vs Dhalsim (Tokuma)
Issue: [Street Fighter II #3 (June 1994)]
Writer: [Masaomi Kanzaki] Penciler: [Masaomi Kanzaki]
Recent Combatants: [Dhalsim, Ryu]

2013's Street Fighter 6 was a triumphant return to form for the legendary fighting game series, advancing storytelling interests developed in Street Fighter V, with an intuitive and well executed sandbox environment. The newest game finally allowed players to explore the famous world of warriors -- but in days of yore, the only way to do that was in extra media like the Tokuma Shoten manga series released in conjunction with Street Fighter II.

The English-language release of this martial arts curiosity has become an on-going project for Secret Wars on Infinite Earths and it was nice to advance our rankings with another deep dive into the localized action of Masaomi Kanzaki's now-classic work.

Like the higher ranked entry for Tekken; the Top 10 ranking of our Street Fighter feature reminds that there's a healthy appetite amongst gamers for the story-driven exploits of these characters, as well as the fun that can be had taking control of them. I hope we'll be able to explore more in the new year.

#10 Batman vs Penguin (DC)
Issue: [Detective Comics #611 (February 1990)]
Writer: [Alan Grant] Penciler: [Norm Breyfogle]
Featured Combatants: [The Penguin, Batman]

Times have been tough for DC Entertainment, and they only just managed to squeak an entry into our Top 10 list this year. There weren't a lot of options to choose from in our 2024 line-up, leaving the heavy lifting to be done by Batman, and a couple of entries inspired by the live-action Penguin series starring Colin Farrel and Cristin Milioti.

The eight episode HBO series significantly reimagines The Penguin for a movie-watching audience, but we went to the comic books to take a closer look at a version of the classic umbrella-wielding bad guy that skews a little more legit.

It was another nice excursion into 1990 and the post-Crisis DC Universe, but if I'm honest I probably would've selected the other Batman feature from this year, or one of the many other selections relegated to our Bringing Up The Rear consolation list [below].

Bringing Up The Rear:

Remember: The Rank & File Top 10 is typically determined by recorded win/loss rankings -- or other data -- at the time of publication. What was your favourite entry of Season 2024? What do you hope to see in 2025? Share your Top 10 Battles of 2024 in the comments below, hit me up on Twitter [aka; X], and become a Patreon subscriber to choose the next Rank & File Top 10 topic!

Sunday, January 05, 2025

ANNUAL PUNCH-UP: 2024 RANKINGS RECAP
Weaving through every entry on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths is the constant thread of the Fight Club Rankings! Each result impacts the overall standings, with character-specific updates nestled at the bottom of every new battle -- but only here can we see the true consequence of another year of wins & losses!

Season 2024 was a short but sweet series that once again drew inspiration from multimedia adaptations, boosting some of the mainstream darlings of the major companies, while also propelling a few unexpected comic book and video game favourites further up the Fight Club Rankings!

Nobody came close to touching our biggest mover this year: The Kingpin organized a massive +609 rise through the ranks with a mildly controversial victory. Far behind our Most Improved, but still making a respectable showing, were Professor X, Two-Face, Kraven The Hunter, and Scarlet Witch -- all jumping almost three hundred spots! No such luck for Microchip and Callisto -- the biggest downgrades in 2024.

The Top 10 remained unmoved by the year's action, but potential for a shuffle continues to loom, with Wolverine most notably stalking the Top 3 across multiple entries. The more hotly contested #20 spot also went unchanged this year. It could be that this section of the ranks is beginning to stabilize, moving higher stakes activity further down the list. Deadpool, Ryu, and Storm all entered the Top 25, perhaps indicating the X-Men's wind rider now occupies the new gatekeeper's position.

The complete list of Season 2024 competitors is available below, with adjusted movements based on year-end records of last year's rankings. You can also flashback to recaps of the ranking movements in 2022202120202019, 2018, 2017, and 2016. Don't forget to revisit all the action in the 2024 Featured Fights Recap, and stay tuned for the Top 20 Battles as chosen by you! You can also help shape Season 2025 by becoming a Patreon supporter for Discord access, sponsored content, and goodwill!

#1 (--) Batman (Bruce Wayne)
#2 (--) Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
#3 (--) Superman (Kal-El)
#4 (--) Iron Man (Tony Stark)
#5 (--) Wolverine (James "Logan" Howlet)
#6 (--) Hulk (Bruce Banner)
#7 (--) Captain America (Steve Rogers)
#8 (--) Daredevil (Matt Murdock)
#9 (--) Luke Cage
#10 (--) Wonder Woman (Diana of Themyscira)
#12 (--) Thanos
#20 (--) Black Adam (Teth-Adam)
#21 (--) Iron Fist (Danny Rand)
#23 (+6) Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
#24 (+6) Ryu
#25 (+11) Storm (Ororo Munroe)
#49 (--) Rogue (Anna Marie LeBeau)
#54 (-1) Venom (Eddie Brock)
#55 (--) Beast (Henry McCoy)
#75 (-10) Dhalsim
#88 (-7) Punisher (Frank Castle)
#90 (--) Magneto (Max Eisenhardt)
#92 (--) Cyclops (Scott Summers)
#95 (-2) Elektra (Elektra Natchios)
#100 (--) Reverse-Flash (Eobard Thawne)
#125 (+1) Blade (Eric Brooks)
#141 (+295) Professor X (Charles Xavier)
#152 (+294) Two-Face (Harvey Dent)
#162 (-3) Cannonball (Samuel Guthrie)
#164 (-4) Phoenix (Jean Grey)
#165 (+289) Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff)
#200 (-3) Dazzler (Alison Blaire)
#300 (-3) Starfire (Koriand'r)
#371 (new) Prime Sentinels
#373 (--) Gambit (Remy LeBeau)
#400 (+4) Titania (Mary MacPherran)
#437 (+293) Kraven the Hunter (Sergei Kravinoff)
#456 (+609) Kingpin (Wilson Fisk)
#500 (-3) Madame Menace (Sunset Bain)
#509 (new) Nina Williams
#510 (new) Paul Phoenix
#511 (new) Ling Xiaoyu
#512 (new) Panda
#513 (new) Anna Williams
#514 (new) Blackheart
#600 (-9) Korg
#667 (new) Vernon Brooks
#700 (-10) Xorn
#800 (-9) Dai Loe
#900 (-9) Mister Freeze (Victor Fries)
#1000 (-7) Queen Clea
#1030 (new) Wendigo (Paul Cartier)
#1031 (new) Cassandra Nova
#1032 (new) Sofia Giganta Falcone
#1045 (-74) Callisto (Unknown)
#1046 (-133) Microchip (David Liberman)
#1083 (-11) Captain America (Sam Wilson)
#1084 (-11) Green Goblin (Norman Osborn)
#1085 (-11) Killer Croc (Waylon Jones)
#1086 (-11) Lizard (Curtis Connors)
#1087 (-19) Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot)
#1088 (-12) Cloak (Tyrone Johnson)
#1089 (-12) Lady Deathstrike (Yuriko Oyama)
#1090 (-12) Dan Hibiki
#1091 (-12) Zangief
#1092 (-12) Quicksilver (Pietro Maximoff)
#1093 (-12) Sabretooth (Victor Creed)

Friday, January 03, 2025

ANNUAL PUNCH-UP: 2024 FEATURE FIGHT RECAP
It's the end of another year on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths and it's time to take a look back at the spectacular battles that made Season 2024! The Comic Book Fight Club year ends in November, but we managed to squeeze in seventeen featured fights into a year of off-site distraction.

What were the best battles of the most recent bouts? Every time you view a featured fight it casts a vote towards our final rankings! Your stats have been tallied and we will highlight the top ranked battles very soon. In the meantime, perhaps you would like to revisit or discover some of the excellent entries from the past year!

#1 Kraven the Hunter versus Spider-Man (Web of Spider-Man #31)
#2 Anna Williams versus Ling Xiaoyu & Panda (Tekken: Blood Feud #1)
#3 Blade versus Gambit (Gambit #4)
#4 Prime Sentinels versus X-Men (X-Men #65)
#5 Sabretooth versus Wolverine (Uncanny X-Men #212)
#6 Deadpool versus Wolverine (Wolverine #88)
#7 Wolverine & Hulk versus Wendigo (Incredible Hulk #181)
#8 Wolverine versus Elektra (Wolverine #103)
#9 Cassandra Nova versus Professor X (New X-Men #121)
#10 Punisher versus Kingpin (Punisher #18)
#11 Iron Man versus Magneto (Avengers West Coast #57)
#12 Ryu versus Dhalsim (Street Fighter II #3)
#13 Batman versus Penguin (Detective Comics #611)
#14 Batman versus Sofia Gigante Falcone (Batman: Dark Victory #13)
#15 Beast versus Secret Empire Spy (Amazing Adventures #11)
#16 Blackheart versus Daredevil & Spider-Man (Daredevil #270)
#17 Storm versus Callisto (Uncanny X-Men #170)

You can find even more superhero smackdown by checking out the Secret Archive for a full index of every battle ever featured on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths! You can also flashback to the 2023 Feature Fight Recap, check out the Top 20 Fights of 2023, and revisit last year's Rankings Recap.

Stay tuned to the main page and the Punch-Up category for more year-end updates! If you enjoy having superheroes in your feed all year round and wish to show your support -- consider becoming a backer on Patreon this holiday season. With your support we can go even harder at Season 2025! You can even help influence some of the battles we feature in future entries and highlight more top picks in the Rank & File!

Sunday, December 08, 2024

RHINO versus THING
One Man's Prison (Marvel)
Where:
The Thing #24 When: June 1985
Why: Michael Carlin How: Ron Wilson & Joe Sinnott

The Story So Far...
The Thing has returned home from his adventures on Battleworld, but his arrival proves less than triumphant when he learns of a budding relationship between Johnny Storm and his ex-girlfriend Alicia Masters!

The last place Thing wants to be is with the Fantastic Four, so he books himself a bus ticket to Ticonderoga and sets out to visit old pal Quasar, who not too long ago offered him work at Project Pegasus.

Thing isn't the only noteworthy passenger boarding the motorcoach for North Country. Fate would have it that old FF foe, The Miracle Man, is on the same busline and their journey is about to take them on the same course as a heavily armored prison truck carrying the perfect muscle for the magician -- The Rhino!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Draw 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Thing 3 (Straight A)
Speed: Rhino 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Thing 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Thing 2 (Average)
Fighting: Draw 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Draw 1 (None)
Total: The Thing 22 (Champion)

Step right up! It's a super heavyweight showdown in the classic Marvel style!

In one corner we have The Rampaging RhinoAleksei Sytsevich - a brutish thug who subjected himself to dangerous experimental procedures that greatly enhanced his strength & durability, but also left him trapped within a full body rhinoceros-like hide grafted directly to his skin.

The suit traditionally boasts powerful Rhino horns that add further threat to his charging assault, but over the years he's occasionally been modified with various armored enhancements and offensive additions. These impermanent alterations speak to fleeting attempts to update a bona fide classic!

In the other corner we have Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew! The world-savin', ever lovin' Benjamin J Grimm - otherwise known as the blue-eyed Thing!

The Thing is a man who can relate to Rhino's experience. Due to insufficient shielding on a certain fated space mission -- Grimm was subjected to dangerous levels of cosmic radiation that greatly enhanced his strength & durability, but also trapped him within a monstrous rocky exterior.

In addition to their broadly similar lot in life -- Rhino and Thing have found themselves tough enough to go up against some common enemies. Most notably, they're both recurring sparring partners for the incredible Hulk!

So far, our record can only speak for The Thing, who had a little help from an underground saboteur while grappling with Hulk in Fantastic Four #12, and fell short of a conclusion when a blow knocked him through the floor during a showdown between the Secret Defenders and FF in Fantastic Four #374!

For Rhino, the price of nigh invulnerability is his inescapable imprisonment within his ultra-durable hide, but there have been rare instances when he was briefly liberated. Frequent arch-nemesis Spider-Man used a chemical compound to dissolve the suit in Amazing Spider-Man #43, as retold in Spider-Man: Blue #2.

Thing has access to one of the greatest minds in the Marvel Universe, but in this battle they aren't on speaking terms, so we won't rely on scientific smarts winning this encounter.

The Punisher used one of Arnim Zola's dreaded Satan Claws to enhance his strength enough to knock Rhino on his ass in Punisher War Journal #3, but Thing won't need any gimmicks to deliver that calibre of punch!

W
e've seen him trade blows with the likes of Gladiator, Captain Marvel, Super-Skrull, Paibok The Power Skrull, Doctor Doom, The Super AdaptoidGomdulla, and even The Sentry, so we've gotta think he could handle the Rhino. Let's find out!

The Tape: Thing Ranking: Thing (#13)

What Went Down...
Reluctantly liberated from the prison transport taking him to Project Pegasus -- Rhino quickly falls under the spell of The Miracle Man!

His dim-witted rage is easily exploited by the carnival magician, who redirects the Rhino's frustrated rampage towards the passenger bus that ferried both Miracle Man and The Thing to the Rhino's path. An effort to eliminate any witnesses.


The passengers flee for their lives, but engrossed in his newspaper, and unwittingly under the hypnotic suggestion of The Miracle Man -- The Thing doesn't exit the bus - or see the peril coming!

Rhino collides with the side of the vehicle -- sending it grinding from the roadside towards the mountainside edge! It teeters for an extended moment and then begins the tumbling plunge down a sheer cliff!

As the bus is torn to shreds in the tumbling descent -- The Thing emerges from the twisted metal and stops his fall with a firm grip on the cliffside!

He makes the climb back to the top, where horrified onlookers are relieved to find their fellow passenger has survived his fall.

He's red hot mad about his quiet ride being interrupted and intent on collecting his $13.50 paid from the bus service -- or the one responsible for ruining his day.

Thing finally recognizes The Miracle Man at the front of the crowd, but the mentalist calls upon the Rhino to prevent a reprisal!


Thing's surprised to find the notorious villain's as big as he is. He braces for impact, but is still sent hurtling by the collision with Rhino's horn!

Buoyed by the support of the crowd, and an awareness of Rhino's reputation from Spider-Man and the Avengers, Thing picks himself up from the rocks that broke his fall, and prepares to return fire.

"I'm gettin' up, Rhino -- now's yer chance ta beg fer mercy! No response, eh? Yer just gonna stand there like a mope, eh? Okay, big boy --"


The hypnotized Rhino is unresponsive to Thing's warning -- taking the full brunt of an overhanded right punch that sends him flying through the air!

The Rhino crashes into more nearby mountain rock, but the blow shakes him out of his hypnotized stupor.

He's back on his feet and of his own sound mind, but before Rhino can get to grips with what's going on -- he's instinctively charging to meet an oncoming Thing!


The two super-heavyweights lock up and Rhino tries to tell The Thing he's been acting under somebody else's spell. That the blows have shaken him out of it.

Already feeling the weight of the world, and caught in the heat of battle, Thing ignores the grappling Rhino's plea for reason, and hurls him violently across the makeshift battlefield!


The toss leaves the already bruised Rhino rattled -- and gives Thing time to think about his opponent's claim.

The seasoned hero knows he was influenced by Miracle Man's power on the bus, and it stands to reason that Rhino could be too -- even if he is one of the bad guys. So he gives the villain a chance to explain and it all makes sense.

The Hammer...
The battle leaves Rhino stopped in his tracks, but more torturous than the beating is the thought that he may have lost his ticket to Project Pegasus for the apparent breakout attempt.

His prison sentence was to be shortened in exchange for submitting to an experimental Pegasus program designed to further understanding for dealing with super-human criminals. If all went well, it could also potentially end in freeing Rhino from the hide he was surgically grafted within.

Sytsevich has had enough of being trapped inside his in-human grey coating and taken advantage of for his power. A sob story that hits close to home for the ever lovin' Thing, who fully intends to vouch for the super-criminal, and give him a shot at returning to a normal life. The kind of chance Thing wishes he could have, if his cosmic ray-induced mutation could be so easily reversed.

Unfortunately for both of them -- Miracle Man has other ideas and isn't about to let everyone just walk away!

I've always thought of Miracle Man as one of the rare misses from the legendary original Stan Lee & Jack Kirby run of Fantastic Four. He's just a bit too cliche and ill fitted for the FF, who found a more interesting mystic nemesis in Diablo.

Yet, in classic comics style, he became a bit more appealing as he lingered, better matched against Son of Satan and The Defenders, and ultimately an interesting throwback to return in The Thing solo series, which was a bit hit & miss over its three year run. Pairing him up with a bigger name villain for a dream match really helps sweeten the issue, series, and Miracle Man's return in general.

There's 
more action to be had, with an unexpected fourth player, but that's a fight for another day. For now, we're enjoying the simple pleasures of a marquee match-up between two of Marvel Comics' classic super-heavyweight bruisers!

The jaded grump in me thinks this kind of issue is a thing of the past in American comic books, for better or worse, but I was excited to see the recent announcement of a new five-issue mini-series that will take The Thing on a clobberin' tour of the Marvel Universe.

It might not be a pleasing, carefully considered, character-driven dream bout, but I'm never the less interested to see what comes of a brawling gauntlet through some of Marvel's classic and obscure villains. Assuming all is as it seems, that brand of uncomplicated fun with favourite foes could really hit the spot!

The Rhino match doesn't quite live up to the hype, but sometimes it's nice when these punch-ups give way to a sympathetic sub-plot. I know we're on The Comic Book Fight Club, but hey. Sometimes there's more to life than violence!

That Rhino starts the issue just as nervous as the Pegasus sentries guarding him is a nice touch, setting up his anxiety about seeing his stay through without any incidents. Rhino might be a bit of a dummy, but he's been around long enough to know trouble has a way of finding him. He doesn't want any of it. Not this time!

Ron Wilson is established as one of the great Thing artists, but I also really enjoy his classic rendering of Rhino here. He's got the Romita dimensions and broad face that gives the design a lot of character despite its relative simplicity.

This is the Rhino I like to see. I sure as heck don't want any mech-suit nonsense, and I could really do without the decorative jewelry and padding as well. There are plenty of characters who are better suited to all that jazz. Rhino might not be fancy, but he's one of a kind. A classic model you don't need to mess around with.

As for the verdict for today's featured fight... It teeters on the brink of the inconclusive, with Thing sympathetically helping Rhino to his feet, but I think the brawl is decisive enough to call this one a win for The Thing, even if we consider it an asterisk for Miracle Man's influence dulling Rhino's awareness. The blows stopped him in his tracks and he is as good as tapped out.

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Winner: Thing
#11 (+2) The Thing
#1087 (-11) Rhino
#668 (new) Miracle Man [+1 assist]

Saturday, November 30, 2024

STORM versus CALLISTO
Dancin' in the Dark (Marvel)
Where:
Uncanny X-Men #170 When: June 1983
Why: Chris Claremont How: Paul Smith

The Story So Far...
The leader of the mutant Morlocks desires a husband and she's taken the high-flying Angel by force!

With his wings clipped: Warren Worthington III is helpless to resist the woman who covets what she believes is the most beautiful man in the world. Even his teammates in the X-Men are unable to stage a rescue -- falling prey to the subterranean hordes who take them prisoner!

The team are stricken with plague that threatens the life of young Kitty Pryde but Callisto refuses to allow Nightcrawler to take her to medical aid. Only trial by combat to remove Callisto as leader will allow them safe passage, and despite suffering the disease, Storm refuses to allow Nightcrawler to take that burden.

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Callisto 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Storm 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Callisto 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 3 (Strong Willed)
Agility: Storm 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Storm 4 (Trained)
Energy: Storm 5 (Lasers)
Total: Storm 23 (Champion)

Storm leads the X-Men with "Omega Level" mutant powers that allow her to manipulate the climate patterns of her immediate environment. Abilities so vast in scope they led her to be worshipped as a goddess in her home village!

Ororo can ride the winds to rescue Cyclops from a towering terror of Sentinels, blow Blitzkrieg clean out of the sky with a howling gale, conjure lightning to shock Doctor Doom in his armored suit, and as we saw in the animated series - wield the wintery frost of the frozen tundra to encase Omega Red in a block of ice!

The X-Men cartoon enjoyed a revival earlier this year, and in a particular episode of X-Men '97, Storm lost her mutant powers as she has in comics. So, what does life without her natural talents mean for the mutant Mistress of the Elements?

Long before she was a high-flying X-Man: Ororo Munroe was an orphaned thief on the streets of Cairo. It was there she learned to survive with nothing but her wits and hands, which is a round-about way of saying -- Storm can handle herself just fine when push comes to shove.

We saw a powerless Storm lead the X-Men against the Hellfire Club with considerable confidence and a little help from the likes of Wolverine, Rogue, and another mutant who once found out just how well Storm can fight without powers...

Callisto was once a beautiful young woman, but when her mutation left her scarred and blinded in her right eye -- she turned her back on humanity and went underground to become a gathering leader of the hideous Morlocks.

She made a home in abandoned underground military tunnels that connect to the New York sewer network, leading The Morlocks as a tribe of outsider mutants united in disfigurement and resentment of the so-called surface world.

With her fellow X-Men taken hostage during a rescue of Angel, Storm took it upon herself to step up and challenge Callisto in one of the X-Man's most famous fights -- even though she was afflicted by Plague! It was the subject of a classic cartoon episode, but let's take a closer look at the legendary original showdown!

The Tape: Storm Ranking: Storm (#36)

What Went Down...
Taking Nightcrawler's place in a challenge of the Morlock leader -- Storm is freed from the post she has been tied to, and allowed to step into the impromptu arena formed by the mutants gathering around to observe the coming duel.


Callisto tosses her opponent a knife similar to her own, and warns that if the wind rider summons so much as the slightest gust of wind -- the plague-infested Kitty Pryde will immediately have her throat cut.

Storm keeps her eyes trained on her opponent and agrees -- catching the knife at the last possible moment with a rapid unfurling of her arm and an intensity that catches everyone by surprise.

Callisto and Storm circle each other, gauging each others' abilities. Callisto is arguably the more naturally gifted of the combatants, benefitting from years of fighting and mutant resilience, but the X-Man's glamorous facade belies her past.


Callisto makes the first move -- a feinting thrust of her dagger that draws the parry from Storm, and allows Callisto to slash at her face and knock the goddess' tiara from her head!

The X-Man responds with a wild swing of her blade that Callisto easily ducks.


The Morlock leader laughs and slices her knife through Storm's exposed bicep.

She expresses something approaching pity, but more readily regrets how easily she expects to defeat her 'silver-topped' opponent.

It's a sentiment that quickly fades as Storm whips her cape to wrap it around Callisto's knife wielding arm!


Storm grips her cape tight, taking firm control of the threatening appendage, and directing it out of harm's way with an upward thrust above their heads.

With an equally firm grip on the dagger in her left hand, Storm plunges the blade into Callisto's mid-section!


Callisto looks stunned at the rapid turn of events!

She wobbles and drops her knife as Storm releases the cape-hold and stands firm.

Callisto staggers backward as Storm confidently and coldly marches her way past the defeated Morlock, toward the platform where Angel remains bound.

She claims her teammate, orders Colossus to gather the plague-afflicted Kitty Pryde, and invites any Morlock who objects to challenge her to trial by combat - and risk the same fate as Callisto: A knife through the heart.

The Hammer...
In terms of combat technique, it was actually a bit of a shabby showing for Storm, but despite some street fighting rust, she showed she still has the nous and street smarts to outwit an arrogant opponent -- and execute a killing blow!

Nightcrawler takes this tactic the hardest - shocked by Storm's cold efficiency and willingness to deliver a lethal strike.

He expresses this with the knowledge that Callisto's life has already been saved by a Morlock healer, but knowing she'll still be recovering from her injuries for quite some time to come. His faith in Storm is dramatically shaken.

It's a big moment that shows another side to the sometimes aloof and put-together leader of the X-Men, who was unable to bring herself to execute a Brood-infected Professor X just a couple of issues prior, even though the Professor and the team all believed there was no other way out. (There was!)

It's worth noting that the Morlock healer, and their ability to 'knit wounds and broken bones' (but not treat disease), was established by a concerned Caliban in the setup of the fight, which was over the life of a plague-stricken 
Kitty Pryde, whose condition was rapidly worsening.

So Storm may appear to be a cutthroat cold-blooded killer, but really she knew all along the stakes were only with defending Kitty's life. Callisto would live - and she wouldn't anticipate such a vicious attack from the X-Men's leader. Path to victory at a time when Storm herself was compromised by the Morlock-inflicted sickness.


The episode ultimately serves to reinforce Storm's leadership of the X-Men through willingness to take responsibility and necessary action, but in private moments in subsequent issues, she will consider the way it challenges everything she felt she knew about herself. Healthy introspection.

The methods of superheroes, and question of lethal force, are examined through several of the X-Men around this time. I think also of Colossus during the Mutant Massacre, and the always grey morality of Wolverine, who was willing to execute Professor X when afflicted by the Brood, and had already taken extreme measures to stop Jean Grey while taken by the Dark Phoenix.

It's an interesting What If? to consider what would've happened had Nightcrawler followed through on his challenge.

He was the first to confront Callisto's leadership when she callously refused to protect Kitty's life -- threatening the rest of the X-Men if he attempted to teleport her to medical safety. A stalemate scenario that could only be resolved by fighting through Callisto herself to remove her from the equation.

Here on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths we know a thing or two about superhero fighting ability -- and although any hero can triumph over great evil in the right story -- our record isn't flattering to the fuzzy elf. He currently sits ranked #1072 without a single victory recorded from his seven featured outings.

Despite his incredible agility and teleportation power -- Nightcrawler sometimes had a propensity for playing the bystander, 'mansel' in distress, or basic support player. A loveable vulnerable spot in the X-Men lineup that the reader could fear for, occasionally needing to be rescued or protected while injured.

I think we're to assume Nightcrawler's gentler nature would've been a detriment in a knife fight with Callisto - who quickly showed she was deft with a blade.

His natural agility, and fondness for swashbuckling, might make a case otherwise, but we'll have to explore more of his solo outings to get a better gauge of what Nightcrawler is really capable of. I think I'd enjoy that.

There's also plenty more opportunity to expand the Storm file. I'm interested in comparing and contrasting the X-Men animated series adaptation.

As an avid watcher of the cartoon back in the early nineties, I actually saw the animated version before reading this comic, and might argue it's a superior take on the entire story. There are several fundamental differences, not the least of which being Storm's attitude towards killing. Spoiler: It's 'not the X-Men's way!'

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Winner: Storm
#25 (+11) Storm
#1045 (-66) Callisto