Secret Wars on Infinite Earths: The Comic Book Fight Club

DEADPOOL versus WOLVERINE

It's D-D-Deadpool, Folks! (Marvel)
Where: Wolverine #88 When: December 1994
Why: Larry Hama How: Adam Kubert & Fabio Laguna

The Story So Far...
Wolverine heads to San Francisco to look-in on one of the newest generations of Weapon X graduates. He promised old Alpha Flight acquaintance, James Hudson, he would, but if he thought there'd be tea and biscuits waiting at the home of Garrison Kane -- he was dead wrong!

The door has already been blown off its hinges -- and Wolverine is in for a fight as his house call brings him face to face with yet another Weapon X subject turned mercenary: Deadpool!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Wolverine 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Wolverine 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Deadpool 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Wolverine 6 (Generator)
Agility: Deadpool 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Wolverine 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Deadpool 4 (Arsenal)
Total: Draw 26 (Metahuman)

Their connections through Weapon X have made them natural rivals, but just how deep does the conflict between Deadpool and Wolverine run? They've teamed up on the big screen for the Deadpool & Wolverine movie, but let's see what happened the first time they crossed sword & claw in Marvel Comics!

The truth is: Wade Wilson doesn't exactly have any big problem with Wolverine. If there's any bad blood between them -- it's the genetic tampering of Weapon X, who managed to graft a version of Wolverine's healing factor to the future Deadpool.

Wilson was part of a later iteration of the joint US-Canadian experimental super-human research & development program. He didn't serve alongside Wolverine, so their interactions were minimal prior to today's meeting.

If Deadpool has beef - it's with scumbags like Ajax, who tortured him during his stay at The Hospice, after cancer relapse interfered with his healing factor, and he was left hideously disfigured, and discarded as an ineligible failure by Weapon X.

In a classic case of departmental government incompetence: Deadpool did just fine -- leading an escape from Dr. Killebrew's ethically dubious experiments at the Hospice facility. This allowed Wade to go out on his own, applying his skills as a marksman, hand-to-hand combatant, and manic street preacher, becoming the ultra-agile, quick-witted Merc' with a Mouth you know and love!

Taking Wolverine on is a pretty big assignment, but DP's never been afraid of a challenge! He stared down the Juggernaut without flinching, and even scored a surprise upset win over the Hulk! That's something even Wolverine struggled with!

Don't be fooled by his goofy demeanor. His incessant quipping speaks to a quickly adapting approach to fighting, and deliberate distraction tactic, formulating unconventional strategies that have bewildered highly-skilled opponents like Taskmaster, Batroc The Leaper, Daredevil, and Punisher.

Deadpool might not share the razor-sharp claws or adamantium-laced metal skeleton Wolverine has, but he does carry an array of convenient and lethal weaponry, such as twin katanas, sophisticated high-powered guns, and a personal teleportation device. Oh, and on the subject of bones, he's catching Wolverine with his adamantium down -- still suffering the aftermath of Magneto stripping it.

The Tape: Draw Ranking: Wolverine (#5)

What Went Down...

Finding the front door of Garrison Kane's apartment dangling from its hinges like splintered salvage wood -- Wolverine rips away his civilian clothes and prepares for trouble inside. He soon finds it. Kane isn't home!

Deadpool leaps down the stairs and opens fire with a high-powered gun!

Heckuva greeting.

Wolverine hunkers down deep on one knee, ducking the blast and setting himself for a rising uppercut. He comes up right beneath Deadpool -- ripping through his mid-section and right bicep with a slash of bone claws!

Deadpool wants to know where Kane has gone with his former favourite girl -- but Wolverine sure as hell isn't telling if he knows.

The mercenary trades clumsy barbs with rhyming names, yapping about his fully functioning healing factor as he leaps over Wolverine's claws -- swinging his out-stretched leg back around to kick the solo X-Man in the face!

Deadpool draws a sword in each hand and lets Wolverine know he's fully aware that the X-Man's healing factor isn't what it used to be since the adamantium was ripped from his bones. Wolverine talks tough.

"Aww! Did mean old Deadpool make liddle-biddy Wolvy-wiggums all upset? Wait'll I slice and dice your face -- that oughtta take the sunshine outta your day and twist your mad dial up to ten!"

They charge at each other. Deadpool twirling his swords overhead, Wolverine with his claws out stretched. Neither weapon is a direct factor when they connect.

Wolverine sails through the air -- his boot blasting Deadpool on the jaw.

It seems to silence the Merc' with a Mouth for a moment, but it's all just a cunning act. A gambit to position himself beneath Wolverine's descent -- so twin swords can swing overhead and stab through his torso and puncture his lungs!

A twinge of wide-eyed realization hits Wolverine as the blades exit and the wound proves severe enough to drop him like a sack of potatoes.

The Hammer...

We recently put the first fight between Sabretooth & Wolverine under the microscope, and while it wasn't the flesh-ripping main event showdown you might imagine for such a famous vendetta -- it at least has a palpable sense of heat - building towards a high-stakes rematch in fast turnaround.

It successfully lays the foundation for decades of future rematches to come.

Not so much for Deadpool and Wolverine...

If it wasn't for the boldly iconic, silhouetted graphic design of the Adam Kubert cover, and the accumulated mainstream cult interest of the Deadpool character -- I'm not sure this first fight would warrant anywhere near as much attention, or exaggerated value on the secondary market.

It all depends on how much stock you put into the Deadpool/Wolverine rivalry.

Disney and Marvel Studios are clearly investing big: the characters are hitting the big screen, with novelty popcorn bucket, in a highly anticipated headlining sequel, Deadpool and Wolverine -- but where did it all start?

It took four years for Deadpool to find his way to Wolverine. Four nineties years. Deadpool had already been through two of his own mini-series at this point [see; Sins of the Past], as well as a litany of X-Force appearances, and odd guest spots. He shared the page with Doctor Druid and Black Knight before he met Wolverine!

Sure, names were thrown around, and a Weapon X connection was clearly established early, but when you get right down to it -- Wolverine and Deadpool themselves just didn't have that much to do with each other. A connection was there, but the depth was largely imagined, living in the minds of hopeful fanboys.

Wolverine #88 offers insight into how flimsy and inconsequential the relationship between Deadpool & Wolverine was. What compelling reason finally brought them together on the page? We might speculate it was a basic need for material for a monthly issue, and a chance to capitalize on a fan-favourite dream match, but the grand story presented in this issue was...

They're basically just two ships passing in the night. Incidental opponents. Just a day in the life of Wolverine: out doing a favour for a mutual acquaintance he famously doesn't get along with, by looking in on another character he has very little to do with, but is inevitably associated with in the minds of readers: Garrison Kane, aka; "Weapon X".

Deadpool's entire motivation here is jealousy over Kane shacking up with his ex-girlfriend Copycat. We remember her from Deadpool's first appearance in New Mutants #98, where she was disguised as Domino. This plot continues when the series is relaunched as X-Force, and develops mutual ties amongst the three players with Cable. A character with more reason to be here than Wolverine.

Which isn't to say any of this shouldn't be happening! I was on board with Deadpool back in those days, and the thought that he would fight Wolverine tickled me pink! In fact, my ties with this issue go back to its release on the racks, when I spotted it in pride of place below the counter of a local service station, but passed it by. Every reader has their 'one(s) that got away'. I guess this is one of mine. Although becoming more familiar with the material lessened the blow.

I enjoy when comic book plotlines and characters weave through unexpected places, and create unexpected new bonds and relationships. I like that we have a bombastic fight between Deadpool and Wolverine as a result. It's just that it serves as a reminder that these two characters just don't have any business being as closely associated as rivals, or "frenemies", as people think they are. That came so much later, and arguably only because people thought it was a thing.

I dunno. It kinda smacks of some of the shoddier writing that came out of Rob Liefeld's reign with these X-characters, putting desire ahead of delivery, cart before horse, tail before dog, but you gotta take the bad with the good. I don't think the impulse to get the characters together is a mistake. It's worth doing.

Adam Kubert's layouts, especially for the Deadpool fight sequences, are positively Liefeldian, losing a little bit of focus in the skinny paneled chaos, but just barely holding it together enough to make the wild, frenetic action enjoyable. It makes selecting panels for discreet scanning difficult, but [Kubert] does return to more conventional panel grids for some of the in-between stuff, so it's not a bad read.

Page 1 is an Adam Kubert special: with iconic Wolverine basically in-costume (complete with mask), but still in the process of shredding his shirt and undoing his pants. He's standing at what's left of Kane's front door - a twisted and split assemblage of wooden planks and metal accessories. Smoke swirls at Wolverine's feet, framed to look up at him for heroic impact. Yeah, it's silly, but kinda cool.

I don't know if this issue is really the most compelling case for it, but I miss those days of a quick, simple, action-packed monthly issue I can grab from the rack, cheap and dirty. Anticipation for next month, even when the results are mixed.

There is more fighting to be found in this issue, and since that's kind of our thing, I'm not entirely putting this issue to rest. I'd also really like to get to some of those stranger skirmishes Deadpool found himself back in those days, too.

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Winner: Deadpool
#23 (+7) Deadpool
#5 (--) Wolverine