Friday, September 19, 2025

DAREDEVIL versus ABSORBING MAN
Alone Against The Absorbing Man! (Marvel)
Where:
Daredevil #360 When: January 1997
Why: Karl Kesel How: Cary Nord

The Story So Far...
To the world at large -- the Avengers and Fantastic Four are dead. Seemingly killed in their battle to end Onslaught's conquest of New York City. In truth, they are merely lost in a pocket dimension of a child's creation -- but that hasn't stopped sinister forces seizing upon their absence!

Believing he is unopposed in a world without its mightiest heroes -- The Absorbing Man has come to the Manhattan Diamond Exchange to help himself to a small fortune. The only one standing in his way is a man without fear or a hope in hell of matching him: Daredevil!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Absorbing Man 5 (Super-Human)
Intelligence: Daredevil 3 (Straight A)
Speed: Daredevil 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Absorbing Man 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Daredevil 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Daredevil 5 (Martial Artist)
Energy: Absorbing Man 2 (Projectile)
Total: Daredevil 26 (Metahuman)

It started with a random social media post -- and in our last entry we explored the potential for street-level heroes to overcome the likes of The Wrecker!

Daredevil is no stranger to a mismatch -- and today we're looking at a big one -- which will perfectly help us determine whether or not the Man Without Fear should be able to take down opponents who've gone toe-to-toe with Thor!

Absorbing Man has come to regard the Hulk as an arch-nemesis, while also applying his super-human strength against The Avengers and Spider-Man, but his career in super-villainy started as a foe for Thor.

Just like The Wrecking Crew; Carl "Crusher" Creel owes his strange powers to enchantment from the Norse Gods. In his case, it was Loki, god of mischief, who chose him to receive a formula that enhanced his durability, and allowed him to take on the properties of anything he comes in contact with.

Much like Thunderball; Absorbing Man favours an enchanted wrecking ball & chain as his primary weapon, which gives him a steady supply of steel to absorb for added strength and durability -- but can also take on the same properties as whatever Creel absorbed. He also gains added reach and bludgeoning power.


Our statistical analysis [above] deems Daredevil's diverse skills generally more advantageous -- but it's safe to say Absorbing Man is in a completely different weight class when it comes to pure strength. Not that that'll stop DD trying! The Man Without Fear has made a career of standing up against overwhelming adversaries -- with mixed results.

Look no further than his fight against the Hulk, which inevitably ended with defeat. He was also bested by the stone-skinned Tombstone when they fought a mismatch of strength in Portugal. Evidence that DD has no business tangling with the likes of Wrecker or Absorbing Man. Yet! Sometimes Daredevil defies the odds!

He was able to withstand the supernatural horror of Blackheart with a little help from a similarly mismatched Spider-Man. He showed speed & agility are key to survival, while defending his friends from an escaped Carnage. He even turned the tables in a two-on-one rematch with Tombstone and Matador -- relying on physical and tactical prowess to turn his opponent's advantage into weakness!

In addition to evasion, Daredevil has also showed great potential to use the urban environment against a superior adversary, such as when he improvised weapons against Klaw in their first encounter.

Our limited record shows Absorbing Man is susceptible to creatures great and small. He paled into insignificance in the crossfire between Ultron and Galactus, while showing vulnerability in his mortal form during a losing tag team contest against Wasp and Ant-Man -- arguably an even greater mismatch!

The Tape: Daredevil Ranking: Daredevil (#8)

What Went Down...
Absorbing Man is utterly unafraid as he bats Daredevil aside with a fist made of red brick.

Before the hero even has a moment to recover -- Absorbing Man's brick & mortar wrecking ball comes crashing down dangerously close to Daredevil's legs!


The Man Without Fear keeps clear of the crushing impact and takes none too kindly to Creel's name-calling.

While the patter of banter keeps Absorbing Man on his toes - a fistful of pearls takes him off his feet! An improvised projectile sourced from the wreckage of the Diamond Exchange.

Absorbing Man may have slipped on the tiny spheres, but he's fallen within reach of the Diamond Exchange guardsman's loose sidearm.

He clutches the pistol with trigger in finger -- but gunning a man down isn't Crusher Creel's style. Daredevil detects the shift in temperature as Absorbing Man transforms from a man made of warm, earthy brick clay -- to cold, hard gunmetal.

Absorbing Man hurls his hardened ball & chain, but the nimble Daredevil leaps clear and lands on top of a Coca Cola vending machine. It's a temporary respite as the wall behind him gives way and he tumbles off the falling machine.


While Daredevil crawls through busted chunks of wall and ceiling from a nearby bar -- an off-duty cop enters the fray intent on serving & protecting.

With Absorbing Man shedding his metallic skin, he appears vulnerable to Detective Danny Levin's police issue firearm -- but quickly spinning to a nearby newsstand on the street, Absorbing Man solves the problem with a stack of today's headlines.


Three bullets pierce through Absorbing Man's body -- but the paper-thin form is utterly unaffected by their flesh-rending trajectory! They pass harmlessly through his left hand and chest, like something out of a cartoon.

He stretches his arms above his head and prepares to launch his paper body at the bewildered police detective -- but like yesterday's news, his solution to bullets fails to stand up to the latest breaking development in the form of Daredevil

The black & white villain gets red all-over as Daredevil takes full advantage of his flimsy frame -- folding him up by dropping, both feet first, from overhead!


DD stands triumphantly over the flattened felon, but the upper-hand is short-lived as Absorbing Man takes on the properties of the concrete street his flat-body is pinned to!

The return to a more substantial three-dimensional figure pops Daredevil off Absorbing Man's back, toppling him away from the looming villain.

The hero advises his law enforcement ally to fallback to safety, while the grinding of the Absorbing Man's concrete skin and heavy steps betrays his fast movement toward Daredevil's back. The hero senses him and takes evasive action!


A simple shift in weight allows Daredevil to turn Absorbing Man's momentum against him -- flipping him overhead and onto his back.

The Absorbing Man is barely slowed by the maneuver, but Daredevil finds a surprisingly effective alternate method for bruising him -- attacking his ego: "Don't worry, Detective -- Creel isn't much more than a super-powered paper towel! Now if his girlfriend Titania was here --"

The barb riles Absorbing Man up to prove something, but he still falls for the oldest trick in the book when Daredevil makes like Titania has just arrived behind him. A momentary lapse in concentration that leaves the human Creel wide open!


A right cross catches the distracted Crusher by surprise, and Daredevil keeps him from thinking about absorbing anything with a fast follow-up -- a straight shot!

Crusher cuts off the comeback. He grabs a tight grip on Daredevil's left wrist, while an unfortunately placed food cart provides a deadly new source of power from the street -- hot barbecue coals, still burning!

The searing agony of the smoldering hold rips pain through DD's arm!


A stray brick from the rubble of the battlefield gives Daredevil the means to rapidly free his hand. He smashes it over Absorbing Man's wrist -- snapping the hot coal hand from its glowing appendage!

Absorbing Man's none too pleased to lose his hand, but years of fighting the most powerful heroes in the world have taught him how to reassemble himself when a substance causes him to break apart.

Unsatisfied with the vulnerability of burning coal -- Absorbing Man grabs hold of a diamond bag and burns through to the loot. The contact with his skin is all he needs to transform his entire being into nigh unbreakable, living diamond!

It's Daredevil's turn to do the absorbing -- taking the impact of a vicious double-fisted diamond punch!

DD does his best to roll with the punch, but is left vulnerable to a vicious double-slap as the Absorbing Man snaps his hands backwards on arms outstretched!


The man of diamond swings his mighty wrecking ball, but his hulking figure towers over an evasive Daredevil.

DD survives his near-miss and decides to call it quits: "Sorry, Creel -- that doesn't sound like my kind of fun! I'm out of here!"

Scoffing at the hero's cowardice, Absorbing Man reels back with his ball & chain and hurls it like a deadly missile at the fleeing figure!

Demonstrating a change of heart that betrays his true intentions; Daredevil somersaults backwards with the straight-bodied grace of a gymnast -- and perfectly times his landing to catch the chain in mid-air!

With the Absorbing Man rapidly charging towards him, Daredevil doesn't have the time to reach out with his radar senses to find the exact flaws in Creel's diamond body -- but he knows they're there, so he swings blind and hopes for the best!


The reverberating collision rings DD's hyper-sensitive ears as he swings the ball & chain into Absorbing Man's body - a wide open target as Creel brings his diamond fists down over Daredevil like two hammers! The ball shatters!

Daredevil's legs go numb, but at least he's in one piece. Absorbing Man finds his diamond arm has been cracked clean off by the impact!

A diamond hand begins dragging its dismembered arm around the battlefield -- and Daredevil is to warn out to contend with twice the threat.

He desperately asks Detective Levin for his gun and finally starts applying his radar sense. With no other hope, DD begins slamming the butt of the gun handle into Absorbing Man's furious diamond body. Again and again, darting in and out to avoid a knock out, and chip away in search of the fatal flaw in the diamond!

The gun chips away pieces from Absorbing Man's remaining bicep, his hand, his jaw, his cheek, his back, his chin. All as DD struggles to remain conscious through a haze of exhaustion and tasting blood & sweat. It's exhausting - but worth it!


Daredevil can barely stand, but it's the Absorbing Man who won't survive another step. He looks down to discover his left hand has joined his right arm somewhere on the ground, with a massive cavity leaving his severely damaged diamond mid-section on the brink of cracking his body in half!

The Hammer...
He may have "taken out Earth's Mightiest Heroes" in the past, and be able to reassemble his broken body from fractured pieces, but on this day Absorbing Man was worn down and defeated by the Man Without Fear - Daredevil!

Creel is carted away in power-dampening restraints thanks to an emergency call by Detective Danny Levin, who lent the assist, and called in back-up while the fight was still raging. He's not as bad as he dresses, folks.

To the best of my knowledge; Daredevil #360 has never been held in special regard, but when you get right down to it, the disparity in weight class, and underdog success story, is comparable to a legendary example like Spider-Man versus the Unstoppable Juggernaut. A major upset victory for a street-level hero.

I suppose the novelty of that sort of thing had worn off around a decade and a half after Spidey's memorable win, but I think there are probably some other factors too, such as this brief era of Daredevil being lost between the quickly-regretted early nineties armor period, and the reboot with Kevin Smith and Joe Quesada. There were only twenty more issues of the original run after this one.

There's also the shadow of Frank Miller to consider. Daredevil #360 itself includes internal monologue references to two better remembered mismatches: the Miller-drawn fight against the Hulk, and his much earlier stand against Sub-Mariner. Two famous battles DD ultimately lost, as a matter of fact.

Beating Absorbing Man should therefore perhaps distinguish this battle, but truth be told, it also isn't the first time he's overcome significant odds against a super-villain, and the Miller influence may have cemented Daredevil in many minds as a down-trodden hero, notable for his noir-tinged street struggles more than his over-the-top super-hero triumphs.

That would certainly explain the reaction I saw to a recent issue where Daredevil and Elektra defeated The Wrecker. A social media post that described it as a "career low" for the villain -- capturing my imagination in the process, and setting us on a path to study the case further.

In our previous feature we looked at The Wrecker against some of Daredevil's friends, and now we can observe a similar scenario from the other side, showing Daredevil is certainly capable of enduring and cutting down an opponent of Thor.

There is the qualitative measure to make. There are a few blows here you might not expect Daredevil to survive, as illustrated, but I think we should allow for a little artistic license in these matters. Which is to say, I don't have any real qualms with Daredevil staggering wobbly legged away from a well-earned, inventive win.

Actually, to be honest, my bigger problem has always been depictions of Absorbing Man sustaining critical injuries. At this point, it's just a fact of the character, but I've never been completely at easy with the concept of losing half his head, or massive section of internal organs, just because he happens to have transmuted his body into another substance.

Absorbing Man's powers are magical and it's kind of absurd that I would have this hang-up, but isn't turning himself into a man of living steel super-power enough without adding molecular re-integration of broken off pieces? Isn't it dramatically more interesting if he needs to assess the risks of taking on the properties of fragile materials -- or suffer their consequences?

Granted, there is always going to be the issue of creative restraint, and the pitfalls of some bright spark inevitably deciding they're the one who should break the toys Kirby built. Maybe we just can't have nice things and I should accept that part of Absorbing Man's repertoire is piecing himself back together again.

On a positive note - I really enjoyed the inventive use of his powers in this issue. I can't think of many other times he's taken on the form of paper, and it was a somewhat elegant way for Creel to quickly avoid dealing with gunshot wounds. I'm not sure that it makes sense his body would flatten out like a Freddy Krueger gag from A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, but again - a little artistic license.

The issue takes place in the wake of Onslaught, and while it's a fairly basic big superhero fight issue, I do appreciate the way it leverages the apparent deaths of The Avengers and Fantastic Four, to give Daredevil his big moment, while showing the threat of villains emboldened by a perceived lack of opposition.

That's one of the unique pleasures of shared-universe superhero comics and I probably would've enjoyed seeing even more of it, at that time. There was a bit of it going around, but beyond The Thunderbolts, it didn't seem to be a primary focus. They weren't spinning another Acts of Vengeance style crossover out of it.

Of course, I wasn't paying attention to every series at that time. In fact, this era of Daredevil was something that largely passed me by, which has made it a real pleasure to go back to and re-discover all these years later. It might be my preferred vein of DD, swinging the pendulum back in the bombastic superhero direction, much like Ann Nocenti's work after Miller.

As luck would have it, there's actually another Daredevil mismatch from around this period that I'd like to explore, but in our next entries I think we'll continue expanding The Wrecker file, and perhaps dive into some other topics that have been tickling my fancy lately. I'm trying to be a little less scattershot, while maintaining the human touch. Absolutely no "AI" generated content here, buddy!

You'll be able to find out if I stuck to my plans, and flex your mind muscle, by following links throughout this post to discover topics you're interested in -- or by diving in to the Secret Archive for a complete index of featured fights in order of publisher, series, and issue number. Crossovers are right down the bottom.

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Winner: Daredevil (w/ Detective Danny Levin)
#8 (--) Daredevil
#669 (new) Det. Danny Levin [+1 assist]
#1039 (-340) Absorbing Man

Wednesday, September 03, 2025

WRECKING CREW versus DEADPOOL, SPIDER-MAN & PUNISHER
(Marvel)
Where:
Deadpool: Suicide Kings #5 When: October 2009 Why: Mike Benson & Adam Glass How: Carlo Barberi

The Story So Far...
A standard job for the Merc' with a Mouth becomes a battle for life & death as a hit on Tombstone turns in to a double-or-nothing bet that Deadpool won't survive the next twenty-four hours!

It's the high-stakes gamble of client Conrad O'Shea: who's counting on his mercenary to escape a frame-up for blowing up his apartment building, and the heroes who responded to take him down.

Fortunately for Deadpool; Daredevil helps convince The Punisher and Spider-Man of his innocence -- providing the patsy some much-needed assistance when Tombstone sics his newest bodyguards on him -- The Wrecking Crew!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: The Wrecker 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Thunderball 5 (Professor)
Speed: Spider-Man 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: The Wrecker 6 (Generator)
Agility: Spider-Man 5 (Cat-Like)
Fighting: Punisher 4 (Trained)
Energy: Punisher 4 (Arsenal)
Total: Spider-Man 29 (Metahuman)

My X (nee Twitter) feed recently threw an interesting critique my way that piqued my interest -- so it's about time we expanded the file on The Wrecking Crew!

The Wrecking Crew are: The Wrecker, Piledriver, Thunderball, and Bulldozer.

They aren't just a pack of my favourite goons and yours -- they're a super heavyweight team possessing powerful weapons that were enchanted with Asgardian magic!

This enchantment was first bestowed upon petty burglar Dirk Garthwaite, when Karnilla the Norn Queen mistook him for Loki, during a home invasion and robbery of the Norse god's New York abode. The crook soon decided to share the wealth, recruiting three of his pals into a deadly team of powerhouse thugs!

At first, sharing his power drastically reduced The Wrecker's super-human strength and stamina, but over the years, all of The Crew have found ways to become powered-up opponents for the mighty Thor, as well as other major heroes of the Marvel Universe.

This was the source of Jered McCorkle's assertion that recently losing to Daredevil & Elektra was a career low for The Wrecker -- and despite being a personal favourite, we've only briefly touched upon the misdeeds of The Wrecker and his Crew. Something we aim to correct today!


The Wrecking Crew were the first opponents for The Thunderbolts when the villains-in-disguise went public. Citizen V showed that agility and fighting prowess were sufficient to tangle with The Wrecker, but it took the strength of Atlas to truly deal any damage. A concentrated gas delivered straight to the gullet by Mach-V and Songbird was ultimately responsible for putting most of the team down.

It was a different story when The Wrecking Crew were challenged by a lone Sasquatch, however. The gamma-irradiated hero put up a pretty good fight without his Alpha Flight teammates, but was ultimately out-numbered, out-muscled, and brutally beaten.

So, what do these two cases tell us? That The Wrecking Crew are double-tough, but not untouchable. Citizen V made the best case for surviving a wild mismatch with guile and agility -- something Deadpool and Spider-Man both possess.

We know Spidey can fight above his weight class, having lived to tell the gale after going toe-to-toe with the Hulk. We've even seen him outwit the Juggernaut not once, but twice -- with a little help from Wonder Woman!

Wouldn't you know, but Deadpool has achieved fairly similar feats as well! He defeated Hulk under slightly special circumstances for the jolly green goliath, and likewise survived Juggernaut long enough to get an assist from Siryn for the win!

Mach-V shows us that The Wrecking Crew aren't necessarily impervious to the threat of high-powered inhalants, which is the kind of all-purpose tactical weapon you might find in The Punisher's arsenal. He isn't there at the start of the fight, but will show up soon enough - and you know he isn't afraid to fight dirty!

Punisher isn't afraid to use the weapons of the enemy in his one-man war on crime. He may or may not be able to find a magically charmed option to best The Wrecker, but we know he levelled Rhino with the Satan Claw, and took down a cadre of super-villains, including Mister Hyde, with a stolen Ant-Man helmet and alien guns!

We clearly need more data, and since reviewing & analyzing fights is kinda what we do around here, let's dive in and find out how the street-level heroes fare!

The Tape: The Wrecking Crew Ranking: Spider-Man (#2)

What Went Down...
Deadpool & Spider-Man find themselves facing an unexpected, Asgardian-powered roadblock in their chase of Tombstone -- also known as The Wrecking Crew!

The Wrecker figures any one of them could handle "these stinkin' pipsqueaks" alone, but that won't stop the Merc' with a Mouth and his web-swinging cohort making the quartet earn it. The Crew are happy to oblige.


Bulldozer gets the fight started by charging at a leaping Spider-Man, while Thunderball swings his deadly ball & chain into an impact right at Deadpool's feet! Only the sole of one red boot is visible, but it's safe to say Carlo Barberi knows what he's doing when it comes to drawing anatomy past the ankle.

Spidey's an old hand at vaulting over charging powerhouses, but his leap takes him right into the path of The Wrecker -- whose enchanted crowbar smacks him high into the air and out of the park! [It's actually a construction site.]


Deadpool admires the shot with katana drawn, grateful that it wasn't him who was launched into the sky. Alas, he has no spider-sense to warn him of Bulldozer coming back around to run right through him with a rear assault!

The helmeted headbutt to the spine adjusts the mercenary across the battlefield, but he manages to make a neat landing -- and narrowly avoids being clobbered by Thunderball's ball, awkwardly dragging himself clear of the impact!

The dodge becomes a full frontal assault as Deadpool twists his body to bring the end of his blade arcing towards Piledriver -- but the overhead strike is caught between his enchanted hands. The Wrecker does the honors from there.


An enchanted crowbar smashes Deadpool in the face -- and for a moment he's knocked so silly he drifts into another plane of existence. A simpler reality, where dinner's getting cold and it's a Wednesday -- time for reading new issues.

As Deadpool groans in a crumpled mess -- Spidey comes plummeting back down to Earth with an unceremonious "wwhhhaamp".

Wrecker hoists Deadpool's mangled body by the collar and dangles him for Bulldozer to run armored head to chest right through him again. "The Wrecking Crew's tangled with Norse gods. You sissies never had a rat's ass chance."

Things look grim as Bulldozer encourages Piledriver to finish him, but a couple of well-placed web balls send the bruiser's left hook off course into The Wrecker's face!


Back on his feet and ready to rumble - Spidey blasts The Wrecker's eyes with web and his ears with an innuendo that would make Aunt May blush.

The quipping heroes go back to back and prepare for the riled-up Wrecking Crew to bring the fight to them. They compare notes on the Lethal Weapon franchise and The Warriors references as they brace for battle when suddenly -- a third player enters the fray with a powerful energy beam and focused sonic blast!


Bulldozer and Piledriver tumble destructively through the construction site as The Punisher arrives on a Goblin Glider with the Unicorn Power Horn still smoldering at his forehead, and one of Klaw's sonic disruptor blasters on his right hand!

He swoops over the two heroes with pumpkin bombs at the ready, tossing a trio of the explosives at The Wrecker and Thunderball. They're quickly engulfed in thick green gas, but remain unimpressed by the "minor league wannabes".

Spider-Man clues them in that Hobgoblin's "jack-o'-lanterns pack enough knockout gas to put down a herd of elephants."


The Wrecker hangs his head and drops to his knees as Thunderball falls face first to the ground. Deadpool sees that Wrecker joins his teammate, turning the enchanted crowbar against him with a smack to the face!

The Hammer...
In this house we love The Wrecking Crew, so when a doubt about a recent battle between The Wrecker and Daredevil & Elektra [in Daredevil (Vol.8) #24] came across my feed -- I was already primed to want to explore the subject more.

Daredevil himself was actually a part of this little 'Deadpool Team-Up' in earlier issues of Deadpool: Suicide Kings, but he manages to skip out on this chapter, remaining elsewhere until the fighting's over. By that time, the battle has moved on to another of my personal favourite bad guys: the man who hired The Wrecking Crew and essentially started this whole mess -- Tombstone!

So, while we couldn't quite source an exact comparison to The Wrecker's most recent indignity; DeadpoolThe Punisher, and Spider-Man provide an interesting case study for street-level heroes taking The Wrecking Crew down.

It's interesting to note that Suicide Kings ostensibly repeats the same strategy that took The Wrecker down in Thunderbolts #1 -- one of the few previous entries we've actually recorded for the villain and his teammates.

Off the top of my head, I can't think of any significant earlier examples of knockout gas taking The Wrecker and his crew down. I wonder if writers Mike Benson and/or Adam Glass were influenced by the earlier T-Bolts issue, or just reached a similar conclusion for dispatching them. Perhaps we'll discover a pattern of vulnerability as we explore their various misdeeds in future updates.

I have a few Wrecker battles that have been burning up my desk over the years, but in those examples we'll establish more of the heavyweight brawling he's best known for. Not a lot of tactical tranquilizer gas in those issues, as I recall.

Obviously to address the claim in the inspiring tweet - I'd have to look at that particular issue, but one of the functions of Secret Wars on Infinite Earths is to provide abundant reference for historical precedent, and tangential examples. These records can support or dispute a result - real or imagined. Something that the current trend of so-called "AI" isn't necessarily so good at...

When I asked Google if The Wrecker had succumbed to gas in any Marvel Comics, its "AI" result claimed he hadn't. We know that's not true. We now have two very clear examples of that. You might like to keep that in mind next time you're looking for answers to comic book questions, or genuine 100% man-made sources to support. There's a Patreon for that, and I'd really appreciate it.

Secret Wars on Infinite Earths has supplied an archive of well over 700 in-depth results & reviews -- ranking more than 1,000 of your favourite characters in the process! You can find them all, and flex your mind muscle, by diving in to the Secret Index for a complete appendix in order of publisher, series, and issue.

I'd also encourage you to live life to the fullest, expanding your horizons and feeding your curiosity, with a rich diet of links to your favourite topics. You can find them throughout most entries on the site. It's a great way to see if I've come back to something interesting, or ventured into new & exciting tangents.

In the spirit of this latest entry -- I'd like to dig in to the other side of the equation. There are a lot of Daredevil and Elektra battles still waiting to be reviewed, but I have a particular example in mind that revisits Daredevil's penchant for tackling much bigger & stronger foes, from an era I've been taking an interest in. It'll be another good comparison for the fight with The Wrecker.

Of course, I presume part of the inciting social media grievance isn't just who defeated The Wrecker - but how.

It's fair to say not all comics are created equal, and I tend to be prone to sharing skepticism about the quality of editorial consistency in more recent issues. It doesn't seem like every writer and editor knows their stuff, or respects the process of building on the past with consistency and restraint, to create enduring iconic characters, and a cohesively developed shared universe.

2009 is a year I look back upon very fondly, but it's also one of the last years that I enjoyed consistent interest and enthusiasm for comics published by Marvel and DC. In my estimation, it's around then that the wheels start getting shaky, the stories are a little hit & miss, and the quality just isn't always there. [Something I'm willing to challenge through actual hands-on reviews, mind you...]

So where does Suicide Kings fit into that? Well, it does feel awfully convenient to dispatch bad guys who regularly throw down with Thor with a little gas, but it's delivered in the spirit of fun, and I don't feel that my intelligence, or the characters themselves, are being insulted by this. Their threat level is well represented, and barring any uncited contradiction, I don't really see any reason their enchantments should protect them from hostile inhalants beyond a general enhanced resistance -- something The Wrecker kinda demonstrated.

We could quibble minor details, like whether or not Spidey should be reduced to a purple stain by The Wrecker's crowbar, but let's just chalk it up to Spidey-senses, fast reaction times, and agile rolling with the "punches". Relax. Sometimes the needs of the story are what actually determines the outcome, and the mountain of overwhelming odds provided by powerhouse villains like The Wrecking Crew exists purely to be overcome. That's just fine and dandy. Get a hold of yourself.

Incidentally, Google's AI did suggest a 2010 episode of the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes animated series, where The Wrecking Crew endures a gaseous dome of gamma irradiation without any issues. It's a series I'm familiar with and enjoyed very much, but wouldn't look to for precedent, because as we all know, adaptations are secondary sources, and prone to playing things fast and loose. Fans concerned with the degradation of The Wrecking Crew need only look at the barely recognisable group seen in Disney+'s She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Just don't be deranged about it. Alright? Focus. Don't be strange.


Looking more broadly: I was a fast fan of Deadpool in the nineties and got a real kick out of his first on-going series with Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness. Their combination of tights and comedy was a real blast, and set the ship off to a cult favourite start. The character got a little obnoxious throughout the 2000s, but I found Suicide Kings a pretty decent levelling out.

Deadpool: Suicide Kings #5 appeals to me very specifically with the four main heroes, and focus on The Wrecking Crew and Tombstone. Made that much more appealing by Carlo Barberi's clean pencils, and slick inks & colour from Sandu Florea and Marte Gracia, whom I'm assured aren't pseudonyms.

As someone who's enjoys it when Punisher is more than a psycho with sidearms -- I love the absurd visual and fitting tone of him cruising in on a stolen Goblin Glider, wearing Unicorn's suit & headgear, with a Klaw hand and lobbing Hobgoblin pumpkin bombs. A superb way to level the playing field and have a whole lot of freakin' fun.

The five issue mini isn't going to be a definitive representation for any of these characters, or one of the must-read tomes from Marvel, but if you're familiar with the characters, or curious to dip your toe in with no strings attached, it's a raucous ride through the borderland between organized crime and super-villainy. Worth your time -- and worth us coming back to in the future.

So what more do you need? I think I've covered all the bases and made this the most boring thing you've read all day! My work here is done!

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Winners: The Punisher & Deadpool (w/ Spider-Man)
#55 (+33) The Punisher
#21 (+2) Deadpool
#2 (--) Spider-Man [+1 assist]
#439 (-47) The Wrecker
#440 (-47) Piledriver
#443 (-29) Thunderball
#444 (-29) Bulldozer