Sunday, June 21, 2020

SOLOMON GRUNDY versus STAR-SPANGLED KID & JAKEEM THUNDER
Kids (DC)
Where:
JSA #29 When: December 2001
Why: Geoff Johns How: Peter Snejbjerg

The Story So Far...
As junior members of the Justice Society of America: Courtney Whitmore and Jakeem Williams were supposed to have a quiet Halloween night in at JSA Headquarters. Instead, trouble finds them when more than the local trick or treating kids come knocking...

Solomon Grundy has been poisoned by The Joker and is more crazed than ever before! Running amok through New York City, he arrives at the JSA's doorstep -- but the depleted senior ranks are already on mission to contain the army of Slab inmates unleashed by The Joker!

It's up to the new Star-Spangled Kid and Jakeem Thunder to face one of the JSA's oldest enemies alone. Joker venom has made him scarier than ever, but that isn't the only thing worrying Courtney: He also killed her predecessor!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Solomon Grundy 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Stargirl 2 (Average)
Speed: Thunderbolt 7 (Light Speed)
Stamina: Thunderbolt 6 (Generator)
Agility: Thunderbolt 7 (Unlimited)
Fighting: Solomon Grundy 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Thunderbolt 7 (Cosmic Power)
Total: Thunderbolt 37 (Cosmic)

Solomon Grundy is one of the quintessential recurring DC villains. He can show up just about anywhere, at any time, with his demeanor ranging from a murderously rampaging beast -- to a deviously sinister super-villain.

During Infinity Inc #51, Grundy was a love-smitten simpleton who was coerced into murdering Sylvester Pemberton, then known as Skyman.

Pemberton's equipment was subsequently retired to the custody of former sidekick Pat Dugan, whose step-daughter, Courtney Whitmore, inadvertently stumbled upon the gear and chose to become the new Star-Spangled Kid!

Trained and assisted by her step-father; the eventually renamed Stargirl wields both the Cosmic Converter Belt of the Star-Spangled Kid, and the Cosmic Staff invented by Starman, and previously used by Jack Knight. The former grants her enhanced strength, speed, stamina, and energy projectiles that disrupt electrical impulses and the human nervous system. The Cosmic Staff allows her to fly, create force fields, and command devastating energy blasts!

Jakeem Thunder inherited his super-powered legacy when Jay Garrick gifted him a pen that secretly contained the magical being Yz. Better known as The Thunderbolt, the 5th dimensional genie previously served Johnny Thunder when he said the magic word "Cei-U", but now resides within Jakeem Williams' pen!

This is our first time seeing Jakeem Thunder in action, but Stargirl has had two outings with the Justice Society of America. In JSA #64 she ventured into the Dream World to help recover Sanderson Hawkins.

More notably, she had a later encounter with Solomon Grundy in JSA #65, where the undead behemoth was able to snatch her by the ankle and show signs of remembering previous encounters with the Star-Spangled Kids. In that fight it was Sanderson Hawkins who came to the rescue to put Grundy down!

At his most vicious we've seen Solomon Grundy tear the jaw of Killer Croc in Faces of Evil: Solomon Grundy. He was able to withstand the combined efforts of Hawkman, Hawkgirl & Monolith in Hawkman #33, as well as the powerful blows of Bizarro in Solomon Grundy #2. He even punched a hole through The Demon before succumbing to hellfire in Solomon Grundy #2!

Stargirl should be able to give Solomon Grundy a run for his money, but her relative inexperience, and the psychological history of her legacy, may pose barriers. The magical powers of Thunderbolt should make quick work of the behemoth as long as Jakeem can direct them. Let's see what happened...

The Tape: Justice Society Ranking: Solomon Grundy (#142)

What Went Down...

A thunderous earthquake is followed by the sudden crash landing of the Statue of Liberty's head outside the JSA brownstone! Museum curator Alex Montez wonders who would've painted it white with a red smile -- until an equally pale fist reaches down to clobber him on top of the head!


Laughing atop the decapitated monument stands Solomon Grundy!

The hulking villain hoists a stunned Jakeem Thunder by the scruff of his shirt and snatches his magic pen out of its pocket. Grinning he says he'll write a letter to ma, but the only delivery is Star-Spangled Kid's boot to his jaw!



The flying kick launches Solomon Grundy across the street and down the steps of a nearby subway entrance!

The blow also freed Jakeem Thunder from the clutches of the maniacal zombie. He refuses The Kid's offer of help as he gets to his feet, but softens when she reveals Solomon Grundy's role in killing the original Star-Spangled Kid.

The younger hero is ready to charge the subway to take Solomon Grundy down, but a dull rumbling tips SSK off to the oncoming threat of a counter-attack. She dives to tackle Jakeem to the ground -- narrowly avoiding an airborne train!



Star-Spangled Kid knows they should wait for help from the JSA, but her eagerness to take a shot at payback is equaled only by Jakeem's desire to reclaim the pen that contains his friend - The Thunderbolt.

Tentatively, the two junior heroes descend into the darkened subway.

The power is out, but on the platform the bantering teammates can see juvenile graffiti scrawled across the walls. The words 'HA HA HA JSA SUCKS! GRUNDY RULES!' seem to lead down the pitch black train tunnel, but the pair quickly discovers its a simple act of misdirection to lure them into a trap!



Solomon Grundy appears from the shadows behind Jakeem laughing and clutching his magic pen! Star immediately leaps to his rescue!


The Stargirl launches at Grundy with a charging shoulder, following it up with a devastating uppercut that knocks out one of Grundy's teeth, and a volley of shooting stars that embed in his chest and drive him into the concrete wall!

Grundy wraps his massive palm around the Star-Spangled Kid's neck, laughing about the tickle of her attacks. She knows his dead flesh isn't affected by her nerve-numbing stars and compels Jakeem to run.



Instead Jakeem jumps on Solomon Grundy's back and weaponizes one of the villain's own spray cans! Paint blasts Grundy's eye! In his desperation to wipe blinded eyes, Grundy releases the magic pen -- but he also swats Jakeem aside!

Blood dribbles from his mouth as he realizes his pen has slipped through a grate. While he tries to reclaim the magic artifact, Solomon Grundy contemplates killing his second Star-Spangled hero. He holds the Stargirl's head like a basketball and presses it into a wall, reveling in his past murder.



Grundy places a second hand over The Kid's head as she feebly threatens to kill him. The zombie laughs about making her like himself -- dead -- unaware of the lightning spark that arcs between Jakeem's outstretched finger and his magic pen! They're reunited and with a simple click The Thunderbolt is released!


Jakeem commands his faithful genie to burn Solomon Grundy from the inside out. A wish the crackling Thunderbolt is all too glad to grant!


The pink dynamo streaks into a stunned Grundy's mouth. Within moments light begins to blast from inside the ashen zombie's eyes and ears as he clutches helplessly at his throat and burns from the core!

Jakeem checks on Star while the Thunderbolt emerges from the still grinning, smoldering corpse of Solomon Grundy. It collapses into a pile of ash, "Back to the swamp with you, beast!"

The Hammer...

A good team effort gives Thunderbolt the chance to deliver a finishing blow with extreme prejudice! It wouldn't have happened without the diligent efforts of Star-Spangled Kid and his master Jakeem Thunder!

Solomon Grundy may've been burned to a crisp, but as we've seen time and again -- the deathless zombie will rise once more from Slaughter Swamp to spread his unending curse of terror! Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday!

JSA #29 is all around a fantastic issue. I would highly recommend seeking it out to anyone remotely interested. I would also strongly suggest reading it in print, if you can.

Peter Snejbjerg does an incredible job on art duties, but I would also heap massive amounts of praise upon colorist John Kalisz, who does an outstanding job building mood and atmosphere with palette and tone. Sometimes those colours just don't translate to digital.

This is also the Geoff Johns who made reading DC Comics in the 2000s such a pleasurable experience. It's a script that scratches a lot of different itches from different angles, intuitively drawing together disparate references to create a wonderful whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.

On a basic level the issue functions as an enjoyable rite of passage story in the tradition of Uncanny X-Men #143. Courtney and Jakeem are stuck home alone and forced to face a terrifying, overwhelming threat. In doing so, they mature as heroes, learn more about each other, and strengthen their bond.

The issue is satisfying on that level, but as with many Johns projects of the time, digging a little deeper will enhance everything with grander context and meaning. Inherent in this series is the simple fact that everything, including both junior JSA members, has direct legacy ties to heroes of the early 1940s.

Stargirl (as she was later renamed) and Jakeem Thunder are strong examples of developing intuitive new legacy characters. They draw from the original Star-Spangled Kid and Johnny Thunder, respectively, but growing into their roles, rather than simply supplanting them, is a big part of the story.

The reader is given ample opportunity to meet these new heroes as they're introduced in different series. Through a natural development process, each also becomes more distinctively realized through lived experience -- like this fight with Solomon Grundy -- and their natural involvement with other characters, such as the enduring JSA members who have become mentor figures.

It's debatable whether attempts to revamp the original Star-Spangled Kid for a modern 1980s audience were successful. "Skyman" had some nostalgic charm, but mythologizing his death in a 1988 issue of Infinity Inc, rather than undoing it, was arguably the strongest way to galvanize his legacy, and build something new from it. As part of Stargirl's backstory, it immediately creates a natural link with Solomon Grundy, enhancing both characters, and the fabric of the DCU.

We haven't even addressed the fact that this is also a banner event tie-in for Joker: Last Laugh! The contextual links go backwards and forwards, people!

To some degree Last Laugh is an unnecessary imposition, but the story uses the high concept of Joker infecting villains to simply add colour to the issue. It gives Solomon Grundy an excuse to be a little bit creepier and weird than usual. His full page entrance, laughing on top of the Statue of Liberty's decapitated head, is almost worth the tie-in all on its own!

The event and its flair also place the issue in time, which can be nice. It breaks up the monotony, and infuses the sudden appearance of the antagonist with a bit more meaning. The imposition of the event really helps sell the story, which comes at a time when much of the Justice Society has been take captive by Roulette, and forced to compete in an underground fight club.

Again I would stress that all of this extra information merely serves to enhance the issue. You should be able to quite happily read JSA #29 without being particularly concerned with any of it. You'll pick up the sense that there's more to the story than what's happening presently, but it isn't overly important, or distracting. This is a wonderful Halloween issue unto itself.

If you'd like to get a good look at the entire issue yourself, but aren't able to find the single issue, you can find it collected in JSA Vol. 3: The Power of Legacy or JSA Omnibus Vol. 2.

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Winners: Thunderbolt, Jakeem Thunder & Stargirl
#97 (+101) Thunderbolt [+1 kill]
#95 (+47) Stargirl
#339 (new) Jakeem Thunder
#146 (-4) Solomon Grundy

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

JIGSAW versus DAREDEVIL & BLACK WIDOW
The Widow Part Two of Four (Marvel)
Where:
Daredevil #62 When: September 2004
Why: Brian Michael Bendis How: Alex Maleev

The Story So Far...
It's been one year since Daredevil attempted to finish his endless war with Wilson Fisk by dumping the crime boss's defeated body in the street. He has declared himself the new Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen, but his reign has not gone smoothly.

Tabloid press have outed Matt Murdock as Daredevil, and despite his stringent denials, the blind lawyer is caught in a tangled web of public adoration, marital breakdown, and criminal liability. Enter: Black Widow.

Agent Natasha Romanova seeks refuge with her former lover when Nick Fury warns her of corrupt movements within SHIELD. The visit provides a welcome distraction for the man without fear, and the safety of public visibility for the Widow, but a night of playing superhero is about to compound their problems!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Daredevil 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Black Widow 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Daredevil 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Daredevil 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Black Widow 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Daredevil 5 (Martial Artist)
Energy: Jigsaw 2 (Projectiles)
Total: Daredevil 26 (Metahuman)

The details of Jigsaw's origin have changed over the years, but the general premise remains simple: Billy "The Beaut" Russo was a hitman for the mob until he crossed The Punisher and got thrown face-first through a plate glass window.

Russo's face was shredded, but surgeons stitched it back together, leaving a hideous jigsaw pattern of scars. In his early appearances he wore a supportive exo-suit that covered all but his disfigured face. He wore it in early outings against Punisher, Spider-Man, and Nightcrawler, but predominantly relies on toughness, gunmanship, and connections in the underworld.

Daredevil knows the criminal underworld better than most, making his home in crime-ridden Hell's Kitchen. Local street toughs rarely get the drop on him thanks to his radar perspective and greatly enhanced senses. Jigsaw probably shouldn't be too much of a problem.

We've seen DD go up against Jigsaw's arch-nemesis in Daredevil #257 and Daredevil (Vol.2) #65, deftly handling Punisher's blend of military hand-to-hand combat and gunmanship. He's also turned the tables on Turk in Marvel Comics Presents #19, and bested super-powered brawler Tombstone in Daredevil #91.

Throw in Black Widow and Jigsaw's chances are pretty much shot. Natasha Romanova is every bit the supreme martial artist and acrobat that Daredevil is, keeping company with the Avengers and their many super-powered adversaries.

The Widow is a long time partner for Daredevil, having bunked with the blind lawyer in the seventies. We saw her provide the assist in Daredevil #79, while her most compelling battle on record was another team-up, with Iron Man, against the powerful armored Titanium Man in Iron Man #316!

Black Widow's back in town to lie low with her former lover and it looks like her presence makes Jigsaw's defeat a foregone conclusion. Did it? Let's take a look.

The Tape: Daredevil & Black Widow Ranking: Daredevil (#11)

What Went Down...

Bullets spray across the North Shore Pier. A hideously disfigured man yells obscenities into the night. His name is Billy Russo, but ever since The Punisher introduced his face to a pane of glass he's answered to the name of Jigsaw.


Inspiring his gun violence are two figures moving in the shadows. Jigsaw pins them down with twin submachine . Their bullets spray with wanton regard for accuracy, held at head height in the general direction of the intended targets.


Taking shelter from the gunfire behind steel barrels: Daredevil and Black Widow exchange a flippant flirtation. They're biding their time. Daredevil's radar senses give him a clear lay of the land. Jigsaw's sloppy shooting affords time to spare.

Daredevil calls an one-two play from their past team-ups. Black Widow mocks his old moves, but agrees to play along. They strike!



The vigilante heroes launch into a beautifully acrobatic assault. They dance between Jigsaw's bullets, sending his guns flying through the air, still firing, as they collide with his throat and chest in synchronized kicks.


The Hammer...
We can only presume the double-kick is the finishing blow. The next page shows Daredevil and Black Widow retreating to a rooftop to cool down, and reminisce about past post-battle romances.

We can at least be relatively certain of their victory: Jigsaw returns later in the issue having posted $15,000 bail. A tidy sum for being picked up and held in custody after his defeat.

He believes it's the price to pay for stepping too close to Daredevil's turf when he shows up in the offices of Murdock & Nelson looking to get into the "Murdock business".

Daredevil successfully overthrew Wilson Fisk and declared himself Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen twelve issues ago. Jigsaw has mistaken the new order for another arrangement in organized crime. He thinks he just needs to pay a cut to respect the new boss of the town -- but he's sorely mistaken.

The press has also seemingly outed Matt Murdock as Daredevil at this time, but he maintains a façade of innocence by deflecting any acknowledgment that he's the red garbed vigilante - or new Kingpin - even to Jigsaw. The veil of plausible deniability will  be crucial to restoring the status quo, but also leads to a fun, unexpected trap when Jigsaw comes looking for a reprisal at Murdock's home in the final issue of the arc.

This is part two of a four issue story billed around Black Widow. At a glance it seems like a deviation, but it actually compliments the continuum of Daredevil's tumultuous existence, even as it affords some sense of relief from it.

The arc plays like a deliberate chance to revisit DD and Black Widow's iconic relationship for its own sake, while also pitting him against one of the great Marvel street criminals he hasn't dealt with all that much. It's definitely ticking those boxes for a storied run, but both external elements compliment the building pressure of Matt Murdock's failing marriage to Milla Donovan, and his rash decision to declare himself the very thing he hates.

Black Widow plays a quality guest role as a major protagonist in the arc. She's a character long associated with team-ups and memberships. She of course co-starred in Daredevil in the early seventies, making frequent return appearances in the years since. Remarkably, she didn't get her own titular series until 1999!

I'd presume gender bias in the market had a role to play, along with the decline of the Cold War, and perhaps less interest in spy stories after a boom in the 60s. It was probably a missed opportunity, but when I was growing up reading back issues it did give her a suitably mercurial quality. You never quite knew for sure where Black Widow might strike next!

Scarlet Johansson was originally scheduled to star in her first solo cinematic adventure last month, but the COVID-19 global pandemic pushed the release back to November while theatres remained shut.

I figured it was still a nice time to dig in to one of the Black Widow team-ups I've enjoyed over the years. Hopefully you've enjoyed it, too! You might also like to revisit Iron Man #316, and keep your eyes peeled to the Black Widow tag, or Secret Archive index for future updates.

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Winner: Daredevil & Black Widow
#9 (+2) Daredevil
#56 (+33) Black Widow
#918 (new) Jigsaw

Monday, June 08, 2020

BIZARRO & PARASITE versus MON-EL & GUARDIAN
Man Of Valor: Part Two (DC)
Where:
Superman #695 When: February 2010
Why: James Robinson How: Bernard Chang

The Story So Far...
The creation of a new planet populated with Kryptonians leads the world's governments to outlaw all survivors of the distant planet save for Superman. To curb tensions, the Man of Steel chooses to relocate to New Krypton, leaving Earth in the hands of capable understudies.

Hailing from the planet Daxam: Mon-El is a man aspiring to write a new history for himself as a hero of Metropolis. Possessing similar powers to Superman under Earth's yellow sun, he dedicates himself to following the Man of Steel's heroic example as a man of Valor.

Having escaped the clutches of Gen. Sam Lane and Project 7734; Mon-El is at large in the city, where he'll be forced to battle the monster who helped him escape: Parasite! Too bad he's already been battling Bizarro and is now caught between both!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Bizarro 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Guardian 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Mon-El 5 (Super-Speed)
Stamina: Bizarro 6 (Generator)
Agility: Guardian 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Guardian 4 (Trained)
Energy: Mon-El 5 (Lasers)
Total: Mon-El 28 (Metahuman)

We've got a titanic tag team coming to fight in today's feature, and three big characters debuting on the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths! We've gotta know what we're dealing with. Let's take a look at the players!

Bizarro needs no introduction! Or does that mean, he does need one..? He's the confused, backwards-meaning doppelganger of Superman who hails from a Bizarro World full of twisted inversions! Despite flipping conceits of the world on their head; Bizarro possesses much the same super-strength and invulnerability of Superman! He used that might to pummel Human Bomb to death in a bloody encounter back in Infinite Crisis #1.

Parasite is another classic arch-villain to Superman! This incarnation is Rudy Jones: a shady STAR Labs janitor who was accidentally exposed to a rare type of radiation. The material mutated his body so it metabolizes energy, allowing him to sate his constant hunger by draining the life and powers from his victims. Doing so can temporarily grant him their abilities, and also increase his own super-human strength and durability.


This terrible twosome clearly spells trouble for the fine folks of Metropolis, particularly as Superman is off-world visiting New Krypton! Fortunately, the Man of Steel's slack is picked up by some powerful friends!

The man known as Mon-El (or Valor) is in fact Lar Gand of the planet Daxam. Much like Kryptonians; Daxamite bodies process the radiation of Earth's yellow sun, manifesting incredible abilities in the process! Mon-El possesses roughly equivalent powers to Superman, including: phenomenally enhanced strength, speed, stamina, durability, heat vision, and flight.

Unfortunately, an innate weakness to lead will send a Daxamite into acute anaphylaxis. That means speeding bullets are best left dodged! The widespread use of lead in human life means Mon-El is constantly at risk, but treatments supplied by allies such as Brainiac 5, Saturn Girl, or Superman protect him to varying degrees. To deal with unexpected power loss, he received hand-to-hand combat training from The Guardian!

James Harper was a cop that took up the costumed vigilante game when criminals skirted the law one too many times! A gifted natural athlete with impeccable genetics; Guardian came to keep company with the Justice Society of America and All-Star Squadron! He served during the Second World War and was so impressive: Project Cadmus created a youthful clone to serve as head of security in the modern day. The clone escaped, replacing the original Jim Harper after he was murdered while investigating Cadmus.

Bizarro & Parasite are big time threats individually -- making them a potent pairing for a potentially powerless duo! Even at full tilt: Mon-El would have his work cut out for him fighting both bad guys alone!

Speed, agility, and finesse are the obvious advantages Valor and Guardian can leverage to turn the tables on their super-powered opponents. A game of keep-away minimizes the impact of Parasite's power-stealing. Fast maneuvering is one way they might be able to turn Parasite against a clumsy Bizarro.

The Tape: Mon-El & Guardian Ranking: Bizarro (#149)

What Went Down...

With his Daxamite powers failing him: Mon-El draws upon hand-to-hand combat training from Guardian to prepare for the oncoming threat of Bizarro and Parasite! As the Superman-esque villain swoops toward his target -- Mon-El slides along the Metropolis street to turn Bizarro's momentum against him!


The deft maneuver sends Bizarro flipping out-of-control into Parasite! It also buys enough time for Guardian and the Science Police to arrive on the scene. They offer a cover of gunfire while Mon-El collects himself and his super-powers.

Restored - Mon-El leaps through the air to deliver a flying punch to Bizarro!



With Bizarro taken care of; Metropolis Science Police handle Parasite, ensnaring him in energy rings that render his powers painfully uncontrollable. He howls in agony and fear for his fate returning to General Sam Lane. He finds little sympathy from his present captors.


Meanwhile, Mon-El takes to the skies with Bizarro, hitting him with fists of steel and point-blank blasts of heat vision!


As the aerial duo rise above the Metropolis skyscrapers and even the clouds -- Bizarro slips loose and makes a break for Bizarro World! In his twisted speak, he threatens to return with a Bizarro counterpart of Mon-El!

As Bizarro streaks into outer space, Mon-El opts to return to Earth, leaving the villain to return to his distorted mirror world.


The Hammer...
Victory can come in many different forms. In this case: it's a judo flip that sets Parasite up to be detained by the Science Police, while Bizarro runs to outer space to escape from a Mon-El beating!

Three Science Police officers shared the win, using advanced tech to detain Parasite in energy rings. One is identified as Officer Blaylock, while the other is Officer Romundi, aka; Car-Vex -- a Kryptonian sleeper agent embedded in the SP by General Zod!

Mon-El and the Science Police may've got the glory, but that takes nothing away from their ally The Guardian. It was his teachings that gave Mon-El the ability and confidence to stand his ground when his powers were failing. Guardian also bought Mon-El valuable time he needed to recover, leading the charge against Bizarro with hi-tech pistols once he and the SP reached the scene.

I'm not talking Guardian up to influence the result -- but the DC hero is appearing as part of our unofficial sequel to Contest of Champions. You can check out The Contest: Guardian vs Defensor for more on what that match-up entails, and how the result will have panned out.

Today's featured fight will hopefully provide a little extra context for the slightly obscure hero. Guardian has undergone several revamps since his 1942 debut, struggling to maintain metropolitan relevance under the shadow of Superman.

As the other shield-wielding hero created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby, he runs the risk of being thought of as second-rate. I think there's a certain charm to this type of heroic go-getter, though. World Against Superman was a nice chance to give a character like this more time to breathe. Even if he's obviously playing second-banana to another second-fiddle in this particular story.

I actually originally wrote most of this entry a couple of years ago, when Mon-El was appearing on the CW's Supergirl series. For one reason or another I didn't finish, but was eager to return to the file, both to touch upon Guardian, and make note of the other major characters appearing in the short skirmish.

This is a triple-debut for Secret Wars on Infinite Earths: registering the first recorded battles for Guardian, Mon-El, and Parasite! 2020 continues to be a big year for adding more characters to the already robust Fight Club Rankings!

It's a little bit of a surprise these characters weren't touched upon sooner. Parasite in particular ranks among Superman's best known villains. The ones that aren't Lex Luthor or Brainiac, that is. His teaming up with Bizarro is fun, but hopefully we'll get a more substantial battle on the record.

I'm also interested to look more closely at the star of this story. Mon-El, for all intents and purposes, is another stand-in for Superman, and I'm interested to explore what makes him distinct in a DCU increasingly flush with stand-ins, if indeed anything actually does.

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Winners: Mon-El & The Science Police
#335 (new) Mon-El
#336 (new) Car-Vex
#337 (new) Science Police Officer Blaylock
#338 (new) Guardian (Jim Harper)
#341 (-149) Bizarro
#917 (new) Parasite (Rudy Jones)

Saturday, June 06, 2020

DEFENSOR versus IRON MAN
Chapter 3: Second Contest: Ghost Town Showdown! (Marvel)
Where:
Marvel Super Hero Contest of Champions #2 When: July 1982 Why: Mark Gruenwald, Bill Mantlo & Steven Grant How: John Romita Jr

The Story So Far...
Across the universe there exist immortal entities whose very being determines cosmic reality. The Grandmaster is one such being: an Elder of the Universe whose taste for games inspires a Contest of Champions!

Snatching the world's heroes from a temporarily frozen Earth; The Grandmaster drafts a team of twelve to represent him in a contest of life and death! His team must race to find segments of a golden artifact scattered to the four corners of the Earth. The Grandmaster's ultimate prize is the restoration of his immortal brother: The Collector!

Killed by the mad man-god Michael Korvac; The Collector's demise is beyond even the vast cosmic reach of a fellow Elder. Thus, The Grandmaster's challenge is issued to the ultimate opponent - Death herself!


Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Iron Man 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Iron Man 5 (Professor)
Speed: Defensor 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Iron Man 6 (Generator)
Agility: Draw 2 (Average)
Fighting: Iron Man 4 (Trained)
Energy: Iron Man 5 (Lasers)
Total: Iron Man 31 (Super)

Another round of Contest of Champions means a battle between opposing trios representing The Grandmaster and his great unknown adversary: Death. The ultimate goal of the Contest is for a team to retrieve a piece of a golden artifact, but we're here to focus on key conflicts that break out between two adversaries.

Defensor is competing for Team Grandmaster along with She-Hulk and Captain Britain. The little known hero hailing from Argentina is really Gabriel Sepulveda: a construction worker who discovered an underground passage that led him to a mysterious machine and powerful suit of armor.

Defensor's origin was explained in the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #3. His mysterious armor shares style with 14th century Spanish conquistadors, but is made of vibranium -- the rare metal closely associated with Wakanda and another of his Contest teammates: Black Panther!

The vibranium allows Defensor to absorb incredible impacts without significant consequence, while internal mechanisms also enhance his physical strength. His primary weapon is a shield, but examples of his escapades are rare.

Iron Man is no stranger to vibranium - or fighting shield-wielding heroes. We saw him get the best of the greatest shield slinger, Captain America, when they clashed in Captain America Annual #9 and again, much later, in Civil War #3.

Iron Man also has a long history of clashing with various armored enemies and rivals. In Iron Man #310 he overcame upgraded War Machine armor, led the fight against Titanium Man in Iron Man #316, stood down Doctor Doom in Mighty Avengers #10, and even endured The Destroyer armor in Thor #1!

Iron Man will also participate in Contest of Champions II almost two decades later. He gained a victory over Psylocke, but due to the unusual circumstances of the sequel, was defeated in a lopsided clash with the entirety of X-Force!

Iron Man's firepower and technology is generally far superior to that of the mysterious antique armor worn by Defensor. It would also seem he has far greater experience than the relative unknown. A compelling case for the win.

The Tape: Iron Man Ranking: Iron Man (#3)

What Went Down...

A quiet walk through an abandoned saloon is suddenly interrupted when Defensor smashes shield-first through a window to confront Iron Man!


The Argentine hero is determined to claim the Contest's golden prize, which Iron Man rightly notes is actually for The Grandmaster. Reluctantly, he indulges the obligation to fight, firing a repulsor ray he expects will finish it quickly.



Instead - the blast is deflected by Defensor's vibranium shield and knocks the ill prepared Iron Man off his feet!

Defensor leaps into action to take full advantage of the armored Avenger landing flat on his back! Alas, he isn't quick enough. Iron Man anticipates the follow-up - rolling over to catch and viciously slam him into the barroom floor!



Meanwhile, battle between the other contestants rages on outside. A mistimed dive sees Captain Britain tumbling from the sky -- perfectly aligned to collide with an airborne Defensor as he's sent flying from the bar by Iron Man's fist!


Iron Man rockets out of the saloon to survey the battlefield. Outside, Captain Britain lies unconscious, while Defensor struggles to gain footing after smashing through an exterior support.


Defensor is too dazed to continue to fight, allowing Iron Man to seek out a third opponent from The Grandmaster's team!

The Hammer...
There's a popular myth that Iron Man was as low as a C-lister before the 2008 movie reinvented and elevated him for mainstream audiences. It is very much a myth, and I think his appearance in the 1982 Contest of Champions reminds us of this. Granted, he doesn't have the highest profile opponents, but he's also one of the few combatants to take on all three opposing heroes.

We saw Thing show up during the fight between Wolverine and Black Panther, but this is the first Contest battle that's recorded significant overlap between competitors. We'll talk more about Captain Britain's fate when his fight with Arabian Knight gets the proper spotlight.

You can see in the panel above; Defensor does a valiant job of trying to keep his feet, but his antique armor was ultimately outclassed by the power of Iron Man. That's not to say Defensor wouldn't have been a nice character to have in the Marvel universe, though.

Much like Blitzkrieg; Defensor was created for the globally minded Contest of Champions -- only to go almost completely unseen until Mark Gruenwald brought him back for a 1995 murder plot in Captain America.

It would seem the writer saw most of his Contest characters go relatively unacknowledged after the 1982 event, and figured them fair game. Which is a shame, because despite their relative obscurity, they undoubtedly contributed to neglected corners of the Marvel Universe.

Defensor doesn't have the slick modern appeal of most characters, but knowing there's an active hero whenever a story might swing by Argentina is a valuable thing. It's the kind of expansion that made the Marvel Universe come into being, and kept it ticking for so many decades of additions.

To the best of my knowledge: the origin of Defensor's armor was never clearly elaborated upon. His backstory was relegated to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, rather than any particular issue. Admittedly, the nature of his ancient vibranium armor doesn't lend itself to a modern revamp, but I'm not sure it needs to. Old timey conquistador could just be his look. Why not?

One aspect that could certainly live-on beyond the character is his vibranium shield. I don't know if there's a Defensor legacy character already running around the Marvel universe -- I don't think so. Maybe there should be, though. Passing the shield (and armor) to a new Argentine would certainly be better than cheapening Defensor's demise, or the act of dying, itself.

The metal itself generates a lot of interesting story possibilities. Between Black Panther and Captain America, there's been plenty of modern appetite for vibranium shields. Klaw and other villains usually have plenty of reason to track down this kinda stuff. I'm sure there'd be heroes interested in its resurfacing, too. A fine way to once again populate this part of the world with a local hero.

I recently brought the original back for one more run in our unofficial sequel to Contest of Champions. You can check out The Contest: Guardian vs Defensor to help decide who would win in a clash of cross-company shield wielders. Voting has been slow for these curious characters, so I'd really appreciate your input!

If you'd like to find more battles from the original Contest (or its official sequel) you can follow links throughout this post, or dive in to the Secret Archive for a complete listing of featured fights in order of publisher, series, and issue!

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Winner: Iron Man
#3 (--) Iron Man
#912 (new) Defensor

Sunday, May 31, 2020

THE CONTEST: GUARDIAN versus DEFENSOR
It had to happen! The Grandmaster has watched the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths for many years and now he comes with a challenge: I must select 12 heroes & villains from the DC Universe to do battle against his Champions of the Marvel Universe! Grandmaster's team competed in the first Contest of Champions and set an allowance of 5000pts based on fixed Fight Club Rankings. Each battle will be decided by you in fantasy fight polls held on Twitter, Facebook and Patreon!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Draw 4 (Enhanced)
Intelligence: Guardian 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Guardian 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Draw 4 (Athlete)
Agility: Guardian 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Guardian 4 (Trained)
Energy: Guardian 2 (Projectile)
Total: Guardian 25 (Champion)

Defensor is another one of The Grandmaster's unranked international recruits who debuted in the original Contest of Champions. Gabriel Sepulveda was a construction worker in Argentina who came upon an underground cavern containing a suit of armor & shield - each made of vibranium.

He was facing a paramilitary group when he was transported to the original Contest. He then went toe-to-toe with the more advanced armor of Iron Man, deflecting his repulsor rays. The rare metal of his suit can absorb incredible impacts, while internal mechanics also greatly increase his strength.


The last battle backfired when I tried playing a similarly powered opposite against The Grandmaster's champion. Now the scores are tied -- and he's still got a significant spending advantage for the fights ahead. I'm going to hold my nerve by matching another of his 0pt selections, but this time I'm going to try to grind it out with a challenger who is much closer in equivalence!

Guardian is another shield-wielding hero cut from the cloth of the finest creators of this kind: Joe Simon and Jack Kirby! His history has grown complicated over the years, but essentially Jim Harper has remained a powerful force for good, fighting out of Suicide Slum in Metropolis.

He was a natural athlete, honing his body to perfection to become the shield-wielding Guardian until retirement. His "perfect" genetics gained the notice of Project Cadmus, who successfully cloned him and launched the golden Guardian into a new modern era of heroics! A man of peak strength, speed, and agility keeping an eye on the dangerous and shadowy streets of Metropolis!

Both of these heroes have toiled in relative obscurity, but Guardian did recently make a comeback in the pages of Action Comics. That should bode well. His body armor isn't as impressive as Defensor's, but he has far greater experience and natural ability. I think that could be enough to get the win.

The Verdict (Updated June 11th)...
Voter turnout for the battle of shields was at an all-time low -- but I can't say I blame anyone. In case you didn't notice: there were some more important things going on in the world during the week of polling! I hope these fantasy fights can provide a fleeting moment of enjoyment and escapism, but the issues at the forefront of people's minds right now deserve our full attention.

I was also aware that obscurity might pose a problem. Guardian has a fairly limited cult following at the best of times, and Defensor only ever made a couple of appearances before disappearing from comics. We looked at one of those fights, from Marvel Super Hero Contest of Champions #2, and also managed to sneak in a Guardian appearance from Superman #695, but it was all very last minute.

With Facebook polls still non-functioning, there were only three votes to count from Twitter: a split result that determined Defensor the winner by a rounded majority of 66.7%.

In my estimation, Guardian is the more storied and skillful of the two combatants, but it may've been Defensor's superior hardware that got him over the line.

Vibranium's special properties have become quite famous thanks to the exploits of Black Panther. Its ability to withstand Iron Man's hi-tech assault, even in the form of Defensor's ancient armor, was likely a deciding factor for those voters who felt Defensor would win. Guardian is also essentially a super-cop, and I can see how that might not have been a popular choice at this moment in time.

That means Round 5, and the overall lead, goes to The Grandmaster!

We'll be back for Round 6 later this month! Keep your eyes on The Contest for the latest battles and past results. Hit up Twitter, Facebook, and Patreon for regular updates and new voting polls. You can also let me know what you think about the result in the comments or on social media!

Winner: Defensor
The Grandmaster: - 3
Secret Wars on Infinite Earths: - 2

Tuesday, May 05, 2020

GUY GARDNER versus GREEN LANTERN
Hearts of Darkness, Eyes of Hate! (DC)
Where:
Justice Society of America #9 When: April 1993 Why: Len Strazewski How: Mike Parobeck

The Story So Far...
The Justice Society of America fought for truth, justice, and the American way throughout the 1940s, but when post-paranoia of the McCarthy era set in, they were driven underground by congressional hearings that turned masked heroes into figures of suspicion.

Decades later they return to fight the good fight, but when a current affairs program claims to have uncovered FBI files that prove they worked to spy on Americans, and sold their services to the Soviet Union, a fresh wave of paranoia turns the people against them!

As the owner of the network that made the false report, Alan Scott is quick to leap into action as The Green Lantern -- but it isn't long before he finds himself under attack by one of his loyal viewers: Guy Gardner!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Guy Gardner 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Green Lantern 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Draw 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Green Lantern 6 (Marathoner)
Agility: Draw 2 (Average)
Fighting: Guy Gardner 4 (Trained)
Energy: Draw 7 (Cosmic Power)
Total: Green Lantern 27 (Metahuman)

It's a battle of the ring slingers! Each has answered to the same moniker, but they represent very different spectrums in attitudes and light!

At this point: Guy Gardner had lost his Green Lantern power ring to Hal Jordan, forcing him to take up the yellow light of a Qwardian ring once used by Sinestro. Guy sought out the then-deceased villain's weapon after failed attempts to fight crime sans powers, as seen in Guy Gardner Reborn #1.

Once Guy found a new ring, it wasn't long before he was back with the Justice League fighting the likes of: Doomsday in Superman #74, and Eradicator in Action Comics #688. Neither fight went particularly well for the brash hero.

Long before Earth saw its first recipient of a Green Lntern Corps ring, there was the Green Lantern whose power derived its charge from the mystic Starheart: Alan Scott was a founding member of the Justice Society of America, who used his ring to fight the Axis of Evil throughout the Second World War.

His energy is magic in nature, but can achieve many of the same will-powered functions as a Corpsman -- as long as they aren't rendered against wood: his weakness! We saw his arch-enemy Solomon Grundy exploit that in JSA #65!

When Guy Gardner was a Green Lantern, his ring was unable to affect anything yellow. Now that he wields the yellow spectrum itself, there's no impurity creating a weakness. That gives him a theoretical advantage against Scott.

The Golden Age Lantern has bags of experience to call upon, and a level head that's seen him through countless battles. Guy Gardner may be a better fighter, but Alan Scott is arguably the superior tactician. Let's see how it plays out...

The Tape: Green Lantern Ranking: Guy Gardner (#134)

What Went Down...

Soaring over the city with determination -- The Green Lantern doesn't notice a gigantic yellow fist coming for his chin until it's too late!


The oversized uppercut stops GL in his tracks and signals the airborne arrival of Guy Gardner!

With his yellow power ring charged, the brash hero is full of piss and vinegar over televised reports that the JSA were once involved in post-war collusion with foreign powers. He's come to swat the traitor from the sky, but Green Lantern is in no mood for dealing with "phony Green Lanterns."



GL conjures the cutting edge of a giant chainsaw to cut through the giant yellow swatter swinging at him. Gardner is stunned his yellow construct had no effect on the Green Lantern's construct, confusing the original with his former Corps.

It looks like it's going to be an even match of ring against ring, but the Golden Age hero is unimpressed when Gardner leads with a giant mallet. He's been conjuring those for decades, and easily throws up a defensive shield.



Guy updates his offensive with a more modern tact, launching yellow rockets at his target -- but GL deflects them with a giant propeller just as easily as he challenges Gardner's willingness to believe slander against the JSA in the media.

The younger hero rationalizes their alleged overseas mercenary work as perfect explanation for the JSA's periodic disappearances. He backs it up with twin barrels of mega machine guns, but the Green Lantern catches his yellow munitions in the curve of a green pipe and sends them back overhead.



The Golden Ager questions how a gullible conspiracy theorist joined the Justice League, using the moment of provoked bravado to flick Guy with a giant hand!

Green Lantern continues to lecture Gardner on the dedication, creativity, and intelligence required of wielding a power ring. His coarse style of mentoring only riles Gardner up to be more bullheaded in opposition -- literally!


Guy rides a giant charging bull at his opponent, but Green Lantern tries his hand at being a matador. He steps aside, swishing his purple cape to reveal a great big green anvil that Gardner crashes straight into!

Seeing stars doesn't stop a dazed Gardner taunting the senior hero, who directs his attention to his feet. A green 500lbs weight precedes his plunge from the sky to the streets below, where the JSA has gathered amongst the onlookers.


Gardner emerges from a crater in the road and furiously shakes his fist skyward. It's only then he notices his yellow ring is no longer in his possession!

Green Lantern descends from the sky with a lesson in skills and humility, juggling the ring in one hand before he chucks it back to Gardner and slugs him with an old fashioned left hook!


Wildcat and Flash offer their compliments as Guy Gardner hits the deck. KO!

The Hammer...
The Green Lantern and Justice Society may have aged, but seeing Guy Gardner get kayoed when he's asking for it never gets old!

It wasn't the most diplomatic way to handle the situation, but occasionally a smack in the mouth is all that will do. Especially when there are sinister forces working behind the scenes to whip the public, and Guy, into an anti-JSA frenzy!

It's a situation reminiscent of the anti-superhero hysteria sparked by Glorious Godfrey (as G. Gordon Godfrey) in Legends. The masses become enthralled with a hypnotic mantra of hatred, but this time its laced with the dark sorcery of a Golden Age Spectre villain: the ancient destroyer of civilizations - Kulak.

A mob descends on GL and the JSA immediately after Guy Gardner hits the pavement. Not wanting to hurt the bewitched masses, they find a well-timed getaway driver in Carter Hall. Too bad for them he's under Kulak's spell as well!

Stories that vilify broadcast television were a dime a dozen in the 90s [see; Spider-Man #65], but the way Justice Society of America #9 represents the perils of "yellow" tabloid journalism, and obvious false reporting, feels awfully prescient. As does the transmission of misinformation amongst an audience all too willing to angrily mobilize to destroy institutions working to serve them.

The mysticism enhancing Current Affairs Spotlight's tabloid takedown only seems to bring the analogy forward to the present day's malicious, rapid spread propaganda of online viral channels. I shouldn't want to tinge the tale with too much of a contemporary political perspective, but the metaphors are deliberate.

The story also presents a generational struggle between the WWII statesmen, and Gen X's shoot-first action movie meatheads, who Guy Gardner parodies.

The Justice Society of America series featured in today's entry was actually the second JSA revival for the early nineties. Volume 1 was published in 1991 and set its adventures in the 1950s. Volume 2, as we can see, brings the vintage heroes into the modern age, alongside 90s icons like Guy, and Superman.

There's a modern sensibility but also a palatable sense of nostalgia, provided in part by Mike Parobeck's simple & clean renderings of the characters. It's a very nice looking comic that my scanning doesn't do full justice. Particularly to the colours by Glenn Whitmore, who keeps the world neutral and the heroes bold. Mike Machlan's inks add to the atmosphere with heavy shadows, as well.

As time marches on, the case against DC's Golden Agers seems to ebb increasingly hard against them. Former DC Publisher Dan Didio makes the case that multiple generations are part of a problem that ages evergreen DC icons like Batman. That was apparently the impetus for excising them, and the third generation Teen Titans, from the New 52 reboot.

Aging was indeed a legitimate problem, by design, pre-Crisis, but streamlining in the eighties facilitated classic returns as historic figures, still fighting evil in feature series like this one, and in mentoring support roles such as Flash #77.

The strength of the characters, and affections for them, constantly confirm their enduring appeal, and the value they offer by embellishing the DC canon. Their place in history is only ever as difficult as the publisher chooses to make it.

As one of the most exciting on-going series of the 2000s, JSA proved this. Its balance of classic and contemporary approach helped cement writer Geoff Johns as a creative force. It also reaffirmed the iconic status of Golden Age characters like Green Lantern, Flash, Hawkman, and Black Adam, creating new fans who are still eagerly supporting them in multiple mediums.

It's been good to see DC Comics restoring some of this legacy of late. Planned celebrations for the Green Lantern's 80th anniversary are exciting, and the development of a live-action Stargirl series, featuring the JSA, is pretty cool too.

If you like these characters and want to see more of them in action, you can dive into the Secret Archive for a complete index of featured fights ordered by publisher, series, and issue number. Links throughout this post are also means to discover more about the DC Universe and related characters!

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Winner: Green Lantern
#90 (+66) Green Lantern (Alan Scott)
#140 (-6) Guy Gardner