2008 ANNUAL FANTASY FIGHTS: DC versus MARVEL (PART 1/2)!
2007 Fantasy Battles:
Captain Marvel Jr vs Hercules
Catwoman vs Tigra
Aquaman vs Sub-Mariner
Booster Gold vs Mar-Vell
Green Arrow vs Hawkeye
Nightwing vs Moon Knight
Wonder Woman vs Ms. Marvel
J'onn J'onnz vs Professor X
Green Lantern vs Nova
Mr. Terrific vs Iron Man
Black Adam vs Hulk
Red Hood vs Winter Soldier
Green Lantern vs Silver Surfer
Batman vs Daredevil
Superman vs SentryMost comics sites and blogs spend some amount of time looking back at the year in review, but here on the Infinite Wars, we like to do things a little bit different. Combining the always sought-after practise of fantasy fights with a year-end retrospective, we take a look back through 2008 by drawing parallels between the major events and characters of the two major companies and pit them against each other!

2007 produced some memorable fantasy pairings, but as always, some of the close encounters left room for doubt. Thus, in 2008 the Infinite Wars changed the game, handing control over the final results to you!

Any dramatic contrivances have been completely stripped from the results this year, leaving each duo to face each other in a pure scenario of superiority. How that superiority has been determined can only be explained by those few who voted, but we would assume a combination of fighting ability and excellence in stories, contributed.

Defining the movements of DC and Marvel in 2008 were two key events: Final Crisis (DC) and Secret Invasion (Marvel). Both feature prominently throughout the many thematics that combine pairs of characters.

There were twenty-one polls. The final ten will be posted at the end of the year, but for now, soak up the first ten winners as determined by you! Each result also provides the last shot at bonus points for the 2008 Fantasy League teams.

CAPT. BRITAIN
[NR] :2008
[NR] :RANKING

ROCKET RED
2008: [NR]
RANKING: [NR] Politicized Nationalists...
Strength: Draw 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Capt. Britain 5 (Professor)
Speed: Capt. Britain 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Draw 6 (Generator)
Agility: Capt. Britain 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Draw 4 (Trained)
Energy: Rocket Red 4 (Arsenal)

The Math: Captain Britain

The Year in Review...
While the two major events gripped each respective universe, the true battle was fought beyond the frontlines manned by just the major superheroes. Two organizations vital to both universes, Checkmate and MI:13, respectively.

The Russian government supported the admission of current Rocket Red #1, Captain Maks Chazov, into the International intelligence agency. Unfortunately, this Captain was much less fortunate in his universe's struggle, succumbing to the Anti-Life Equation that claimed much of the DC Universe.

On the flipside, Captain Britain, who also suffered defeat (death, actually) in the service of MI:13, proved far more successful in his violent battle against the invading forces of the Skrulls.

Both represent their nations in the deepest way possible, but when it came to the vote, your faith was put in one of the most powerful mystic forces in the Marvel Universe. I'm not sure I can blame you given the raw magic powers that fuel Captain Britain -- a source traditionally more reliable than metals.

Winner: Captain Britain (100%)

BULLSEYE
[NR] :2008
[#98] :RANKING

DEADSHOT
2008: [#207]
RANKING: [#255] Duplicitous Crackshots...
Strength: Bullseye 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Draw 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Draw 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 3 (Strong Willed)
Agility: Bullseye 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Bullseye 4 (Trained)
Energy: Bullseye 4 (Arsenal)

The Math: Bullseye

The Year in Review...
Deadshot might be best known for his cavalier career as a mercenary, but over the years he seems to have developed a select few associations. At the beginning of 2008 he held tenure with the Suicide Squad, but when the villains of the DCU were sent the hell planet, Salvation, those ties were officially severed, allowing Deadshot to commit more specifically to the Secret Six.

Across the Bleed, the situation wasn't quite as amicable for Bullseye.
The divide caused by the superhero Civil War gave many villains the chance to become part of the payroll for a government funded initiative that demanded every available superpower be catalogued, trained, and potentially enlisted, no matter how crooked. Few personalities represent how far the new administration was willing to go in it's pursuit of unregistered heroes, than Bullseye.

The Kingpin's former assassin is kept out of the limelight cast on Norman Osborn's Thunderbolts, kept for special emergencys. This clandestine operation and distrust is not too dissimilar to Deadshot's tenure with the Suicide Squad, and the ultimate betrayal by Amanda Waller makes for a vague analogue to Bullseye's predicament as internal conflict rips at the T-bolts.

When it came to making your choice of deadly never-miss assassin, you felt it was the Marvel hitman who had the deadlier aim. Given Bullseye's ability to adapt nearly anything into a deadly accurate killing tool, I'm inclined to agree, even if it's only a split-end that seperates the two. There's also a sense that, in practise, Bullseye might just be more accustomed to the hard fights.

Winner: Bullseye (83%)

SUPER-SKRULL
[#317] :2008
[#306] :RANKING

M. MANHUNTER
2008: [#6]
RANKING: [#32] Undercover Alien Shape-Shifters...
Strength: Draw 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Draw 4 (Tactician)
Speed: M. Manhunter 5 (Superhuman)
Stamina: Super-Skrull 6 (Generator)
Agility: Super-Skrull 6 (Rubber)
Fighting: Super-Skrull 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Super-Skrull 6 (UWMD)

The Math: Super-Skrull

The Year in Review...
The two shape-shifting green-skins spent much of the year dealing with armies at home, and abroad. Martian Manhunter began his year on Salvation, disguised as the new Blockbuster, to infiltrate and monitor the villains imprisoned. When he was ratted out by Catwoman, the situation became dire, but the Martian survived. He wasn't so lucky, however, when the newest version of The Society, led by Libra, came looking for a little bit of payback at the start of Final Crisis. In an effort to prove his might to the other villains, Libra led an assault on the Martian Manhunter in an effort to bring about the dream of Human Flame -- a mort of a villain, regularly embarassed by the Martian. They succeeded in killing him.

Disgraced by his many defeats, Kl'rt, the original Super-Skrull, was shunned by his people long ago. Exiled, he has become a masterless warrior walking the line between intergalactic villain, and hero. Super-Skrull began his year alongside Nova and the Guardians of the Galaxy in their struggle against the mounting offense of the Phalanx! War and Nova was a combination that again brought Kl'rt out of the shadows, this time undercover with the new breed of super-powered Skrulls plotting to invade Earth. His allegiance proved difficult to follow, but in the end, his guile and might proved too much for his juniors.

Martian Manhunter's weakness is a famous one, and was a vital condition to making him an easy target for Libra and the other villains. Unfortunately, that simple fear/weakness is fire - an element Super-Skrull wields as part of his imitative Human Torch powers. Ergo, this is one of the more clear-cut scenarios in a conventional Fantasy Fight set-up. That said, sentimentality probably kept your vote quite close on this one.

Winner: Super-Skrull (60%)

JIGSAW
[NR] :2008
[NR] :RANKING

JOKER
2008: [#375]
RANKING: [#312] Movie Maniacs...
Strength: Draw 2 (Average)
Intelligence: Joker 5 (Professor)
Speed: Draw 2 (Average)
Stamina: Joker 5 (Marathon)
Agility: Joker 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Draw 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Jigsaw 4 (Arsenal)

The Math: Joker

The Year in Review...
2008 was defined by comic book events, but certainly on the Infinite Wars, it was also largely about some of the most anticipated feature films in recent years. Alright, so maybe Punisher: War Zone wasn't one of those, and turned out to be a substantial stinker in the eyes of most intelligent humans, but there's a point to be made. Each of these villains burst onto the screen as disfigured maniacs with a grudge against their damaged vigilante counterparts -- Batman and Punisher. In their own ways, they were each reactions to the "hero."

Reestablished as one of the world's leading pop culture icons, it's little wonder the Joker emerged here the victor. Jigsaw didn't have the penetration I thought he might, but in the end it's irrelevant. In a Fantasy Fight scenario, we too would be forced to hand it to the Joker, if for no other reason that both are well known punching bags, but Joker has a knack for weasling out of these things a bit less bloodied. Not like Jigsaw, who only seems to add to his scars, even if he is one of the few lucky villains to survive battle with Frank Castle.

Winner: Joker (85%)

CAPT. AMERICA
[#57] :2008
[#44] :RANKING

RED HOOD
2008: [NR]
RANKING: [#54] Resurrected Sidekicks...
Strength: Winter Soldier 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Draw 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Draw 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Capt. America 5 (Marathon)
Agility: Red Hood 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Red Hood 5 (Martial Artist)
Energy: Capt. America 3 (Explosives)

The Math: Draw

The Year in Review...
Since their shock 2005 resurrections, the two famous Golden Age sidekicks have been conflicting measures of interest. Granted; since Bucky's transformation into Captain America's successor, a distance has formed between the two characters, but that underlying comparison is still there. In fact, in early 2009, Jason Todd will have a chance at a similar ascension in Battle for the Cowl -- a post RIP competition seemingly pitting Bat allies and villains against one and other to take up the vacant mantle of Batman.

Todd nearly had a comparable experience during Countdown, when, in a parallel universe, he encountered a Batman who had hoped to see Todd ascend to the role of "Red Robin." After the reality altering events, Todd chose to throwaway the tribute, resuming his career quietly as the lethal vigilante, Red Hood.

A little less confident than his Marvel counterpart -- Bucky stepped into the red, white, and blue boots of his mentor with problems. While he seems on the fast track to acceptance with fellow heroes (likely to join the New Avengers in '09), Bucky has still had some teething problems. He's still thinking in the old ways and maybe hasn't yet grown fully into the larger-than-life role. He is a much more fallable personality than Steve Rogers ever was, recently taking his licks from Batroc, of all people.

From the split, the Infinite Wars stood pretty firmly behind Jason Todd as the preference of the two. That said, in our 2007 Fantasy Fights, we saw fit to hand victory to Bucky Barnes. Interested to see what a public rematch might do, I turned this oh-so close battle over to you, and you felt, at least this year, that Jason Todd emerged the superior.

The battles could be so close, I'm pretty happy either way, but I wonder if a bit of a DC bias might have influenced this particular result. It's no secret that the Infinite Wars has been far more impressed with DC's approach in 2008, and became particularly despondent with Ed Brubaker's work on Captain America.
It is surely a subject I hope to revisit sometime in 2009, among others.

Winner: Red Hood (71%)

THE HOOD
[NR] :2008
[#176] :RANKING

LIBRA
2008: [NR]
RANKING: [NR] Organized Villain Lords...
Strength: Draw 2 (Average)
Intelligence: Libra 6 (Genius)
Speed: The Hood 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Libra 5 (Marathon)
Agility: The Hood 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: The Hood 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Libra 6 (UWMD)

The Math: Libra

The Year in Review...
As part of his scheme to manipulate the multiverse, Alexander Luthor Jr consolidated the villains of the DCU as an almost impenetrable union. For the most part, The Society has remained in tact ever since, putting most villains on good terms, even if not regular association. When Libra emerges with powers seemingly beyond comprehension, he proposes his candidacy for leadership, quickly convincing all but the alpha-minds, whom he tempts with the promise of their wildest dreams -- ie; the death of Martian Manhunter and an emotional ambush that preoccupies Superman.

With similarly mysterious (demonic) powers and a hood-centric fashion sense, The Hood continued a comparable drive to unite the Marvel universe villains under his rule as "Kingpin" of supervillains. His pledge came in the form of the brutal bashing of Tigra at the end of 2007, and has continued quietly behind the Skrull Invasion, leading to his membership in a secret Dark Illuminati with other major powers of the Marvel Universe.

Their ascension and scope has been quite similar, but defining Libra's powers has, as yet, been almost impossible. He claims the will of the fallen New Gods, bringing with him the plague of the Anti-Life Equation which successfully enslaves almost all who oppose he and his Society. Once, he was merely capable of pale imitations of his enemies' powers, but after becoming one with the universe, it seems Libra is much, much more. So much more, he was even able to resist and bedevil the vengeful Spectre! This scope puts him in a league far above the twin pistols and less impressive demon-juju of The Hood.

Winner: Libra (100%)

MR. FEAR
[NR] :2008
[NR] :RANKING

HUSH
2008: [#225]
RANKING: [#432] Personal Vendettas...
Strength: Hush 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Hush 5 (Professor)
Speed: Hush 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 3 (Strong Willed)
Agility: Hush 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Draw 4 (Trained Fighter)
Energy: Draw 3 (Explosives)

The Math: Hush

The Year in Review...
For Batman and Daredevil, personal vendettas led to dark affairs of the heart as two of their most zealous enemies waged war on them in 2008, costing not only themselves, but also their loved ones, dearly.

The bitter and twisted surgeon, Thomas Elliot, returned in his Hush persona to renew his rivalry with Batman in tangential RIP tie-ins. Hush's strategy included ambushing the woman close to Batman's dark heart - Catwoman - in a plot to combine his surgical skills with the advanced stasis technology developed by Mr. Freeze, to keep Selina Kyle alive while removing her heart from her body.

Larry Cranston, a lawyer by trade, returned to Daredevil's life with a similarly pointed approach. Mr. Fear reemployed old minions, The Enforcers, in an effort to trouble a Daredevil already struggling with the chaos brought by spillover from The Hood's uniting of villains. The fear inducing villain targetted Matt Murdock's wife, Milla Donovan, who was driven irreversibly insane by his toxin.

Villains like Mr. Fear always propose an interesting X-factor not covered by our tape measure. While Elliot's training has brought him up to a level to rival Batman, his emotional baggage exposes him to the potential of Mr. Fear's aura. Although, on the same token, given his association with Scarecrow, one wonders if Hush would still be susceptible. It's an interesting question, but one I probably would've been inclined to answer the same as the narrow majority.

Winner: Hush (60%)

TIGRA
[NR] :2008
[#673] :RANKING

CHEETAH
2008: [#373]
RANKING: [#310]Feline Freedom Fighters...
Strength: Cheetah 4 (Enhanced)
Intelligence: Draw 2 (Average)
Speed: Cheetah 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Draw 3 (Strong Willed)
Agility: Draw 5 (Cat-like)
Fighting: Draw 3 (Street Wise)
Energy: Draw 1 (None)

The Math: Cheetah

The Year in Review...
2007 was a bad year for Tigra, but in 2008, the characters was redeemed.
After suffering the beat-down heard across the world [New Avengers #35], Tigra had an opportunity to quickly strike back at those that wronged her, using their arrogant assumptions against them to launch an ambush when they came looking for the headquarters location of the Secret Avengers. Since, Tigra has acted as both a member of the newly formed Lady Liberators, and stood on the frontlines of alien invasion as a member of the Avengers Initiative -- possibly becoming impregnated by a Skrull posing as Hank Pym!

Though traditionally a villainness; Cheetah turned her back on Libra and the newest incarnation of The Society, upon returning from Salvation. Her fenine wiles give her a rare edge in a world dominated by those who have succumed to the Anti-Life Equation. Only when she encounters one of the other rebels - a teleporting Snapper Carr - does she become vulnerable (while getting a little sum'n-sum'n on the side, just like Tigra!)

Tigra ain't the hero she used to be, but the support rallied by fans (and pseudo-feminists) clearly made an impact, because she found some level of awkward redemption in the pages of New Avengers. I'm not sure I rate her quite as high as Cheetah on the feline-powers scale, but the argument is certainly starting to swing back to a respectable level. Something certain fans will be pleased with, I'm sure.

Winner: Cheetah (66%)

IRON FIST
[#349] :2008
[#36] :RANKING

STATIC
2008: [NR]
RANKING: [NR] Tournament Champions...
Strength: Iron Fist 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Iron Fist 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Iron Fist 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Draw 4 (Athelte)
Agility: Iron Fist 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Iron Fist 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Static 5 (Lasers)

The Math: Iron Fist

The Year in Review...
Admittedly, I'm calling this one a little bit soon, but I found myself so enthusiastic about the integration of the Milestone heroes into the DCU, it seemed easier to rationalize the Dark Side Club's secret champion, than maneuvering through some sort of tangential tournament connection from DC's involvement in Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe.

Iron Fist has been one of the real breakout characters of the past few years at Marvel. With Ed Brubaker (and then Matt Fraction) parting ways with the property fairly quickly, I've felt Iron Fist has managed to keep an energy about it, that now continues under a new creative team enfusing it with something a little bit more contemporary. As a ham for superheroes and martial arts tournaments, I thoroughly enjoyed The Seven Capital Cities of Heaven, and very nearly slotted Steel Phoenix into this spot.

It's really hard to say what to expect from Static in the DCU, but fans of the cartoon (Static Shock) should be among the excited. I wonder if perhaps it was those people, less familiar with the comics, that voted Static our winner.
Personally, I'd be inclined to favour Iron Fist's high level fighting skills and experience in combat, but that's me.

Hopefully we'll see big things from Static in particular in 2009, and the continuing maintenance of one of Marvel's great underrated characters. Of the two, it seems Iron Fist is probably the one more likely to suffer, but with major releases like Street Fighter IV on the way, maybe there's still hope for a kung fu comic.

Winner: Static (66%)

HELLCAT
[NR] :2008
[#76] :RANKING

CATWOMAN
2008: [#39]
RANKING: [#23] Undercover Agents...
Strength: Hellcat 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Draw 3 (Straight A)
Speed: Draw 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 4 (Athlete)
Agility: Draw 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Catwoman 4 (Martial Artist)
Energy: Hellcat (Projectile)

The Math: Hellcat

The Year in Review...
Hellcat found herself stationed in Alaska as an under recognised member within the post-Civil War Initiative, not seen as a viable candidate for the last shot at the Defenders, despite Nighthawk's personal request. I guess acting as the lone hero in Alaska isn't exactly "undercover" work, but she's a cat-themed agent (of SHIELD), just the same.

Catwoman's work as a double-agent in 2008 proved a little more catty.
The anti-heroine continued to walk a tightrope between hero and villain, involving herself with dual cause in the Amazon Attack, and falling into a similar trap of survival whilst stranded on the planet Salvation. Grudges with other villains, like Cheetah, forced her into a varying morality that included revealing the identity of Martian Manhunter, who was living among them disguised as Blockbuster!

Like last year's battle with Tigra, this is probably more about pitting two ferocious feline fighters against each other to see who comes out on top.
Perhaps out of dominance or sentimentality, Catwoman reigns supreme, even if I think Hellcat might give her a bit of a run for her money!

Winner: Catwoman (60%)

PUNISHER
[#347] :2008
[#307] :RANKING

NIGHTWING
2008: [#34]
RANKING: [#28] Mob Trouble...
Strength: Nightwing 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Punisher 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Nightwing 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 4 (Athlete)
Agility: Nightwing 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Nightwing 5 (Martial Artist)
Energy: Punisher 4 (Arsenal)

The Math: Nightwing

The Year in Review...
Once upon a time he was the bell-toed sidekick to the Dark Knight of Gotham, but it's been a long time since Dick Grayson played junior detective as Robin!
Struggling to escape his former identity and role as second-fiddle to an infinitely more prominent mentor, Nightwing steps into the spotlight with the apparent disappearance of Batman as a result of "RIP" and/or Final Crisis. In fact, Grayson seems the most likely heir to the mantle cum Battle for the Cowl, with various reiterations coming from the now cancelled Nightwing series, which included; meetings with super-powered peers who've known him much of his life (ie; Superman), and a fierce battle with Two-Face. Nightwing also had the grim responsibility of being the first hero to discover the corpse of Martian Manhunter.

Punisher, though motivated by similar circumstances, can never be the hero Batman is. As much as the Dark Knight dwells in the shadows, Frank Castle is a man almost truly alone in his obsessive crusade against crime. Every bit as uncompromising, but focused lower than Batman, the Punisher exists in a tier below, which makes him a strange sort of benchmark for Nightwing to surpass.

With his acrobatic prowess and fighting skills, you felt he could certainly outfight Punisher, regardless of his stature as a hero. In an individual context, he probably already outranks Punisher, but in the vast expanse of the DCU, there's still that stigma of Robin attached to him. It will be interesting to watch how Nightwing develops in 2009.

Winner: Nightwing (100%)

Thus, we conclude the first half of our 2008 year-in-review Fantasy Fights!
Stay tuned for the last few days dated December as we wrap up with the headliners of year! Cosmic villains, moral ambiguity, and self-made heroes!

It'll take a lot for the Marvel Universe to follow-up their 2007 victory, going in to the final ten with a five-win deficit! The results are already in - as per your votes - and they'll be revealed very soon. Stay tuned!

3 versus 8

COVER TO COVER: THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!
There's something about the end of the year, these days, that seems fitting for a review of comic books adapted for film. Never before has the tradition been quite as potent with 2008 producing a host of films including; The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Punisher: War Zone, Incredible Hulk, Hellboy: The Golden Army, Wanted, The Spirit, and a host of others, including features release direct to DVD, such as the acclaimed adaptation of The New Frontier.

Rather than try to hammer out a list of best films, we give you the C2C treatment of previous reviews on the site. Many more film reviews can be found at the bottom of the Secret Archive, but on selection here are some of my personal favourites.

While I'm reluctant to take the time to hash out a legitimate top listing of films, I can certainly look to a wide array of admirable contenders.
Batman, for all those mistakes from the sixties and mid-nineties, puts in a dominant showing with entrants like; Begins, Dark Knight, the Tim Burton installments, and the theatrically released 1993 animated feature, Mask of the Phantasm. Other worthy franchise players include Spider-man, Superman, and two of the most crucial heroes to the modern films, Blade (Blade, Blade II, Blade: Trinity) and Wolverine (X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men 3, X-Men Origins).
Despite a few undeniably questionable chunks in the script, I am also inclined to hold Ang Lee's maligned Hulk in much higher esteem than most, overlooking the negatives to find an incredibly positive force for superhero genre filmmaking.

Niche and international films like V for Vendetta, 300, Ghost in the Shell, Ghost in the Shell 2, and A Man Called Hero, all also come to mind as worthy cinematic entrants. Then there's the tangentially related heroes, like The Shadow, whose fictional life has spanned radio drama, pulp magazine, novels, serials, and the vastly underrated (and noteworthy) 1994 film; which attempts to consolidate the differing interpretations into a single retro identity.

By my watch, 2009 forecasts a double double-header of comic/gaming calendar checkpoints:

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Director: Adrzej Bartkowiak
Projected Release: February 27, 2009
Starring: Kristin Kreuk (Chun-Li), Neal McDonough (Bison), Chris Klein (Charlie), Michael Clarke Duncan (Balrog), Taboo (Vega), & Robin Shou (Gen)

If the recent trailer is anything to go by, this is fixing to be yet another disappointment for Street Fighter fans [RE: Ultimate Battle]. The glaring error of judgment here, at least initially, appears to be a dated fear of representing the characters in their colourful and iconic forms. What might still be a fun, stylized martial arts movie, lacks anything connecting it to the twenty-year identity of Street Fighter. Even prominent characters, like legendary super-boss, M. Bison, is stripped of his grandeur, reduced to a cartwheeling thug in an array of business suits -- none of which, as yet, are even red. Other visual faux pas include casting Black Eyed Peas' second-tier butterface, Taboo, as the vainglorious and stunning Vega, and Robin Shou, (MK's movie Liu Kang), as a less than impressive Gen.

Despite early snap judgments, this one had a sense of potential about it, but the more we've actually seen, the less that's appeared to be true. We won't have to wait long to find out for sure.

Watchmen
Director: Zack Snyder
Projected Release: March 6, 2009
Starring: Patrick Wilson (Nite-Owl), Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach), Malin Akerman (Silk Spectre), Billy Crudup (Dr. Manhattan), Matthew Goode (Ozymandias), & Jeffrey Dean Morgan (The Comedian)

One of the many mantras of the Infinite Wars is that almost anything conveyed on the page can be translated to screen by the right person. Zack Snyder proved he was right for Frank Miller's Spartan epic, 300, but even Miller wonders how he'll pull off one of the most revered comic book works in history. Writer/creator, Alan Moore, describes his opus as the unfilmable comic, and he's got a veritable army of sycophants shouting the same.
A combination of CG and economically used sets look primed to prove them wrong, however, at least if initial glances are to be believed. Among the many pieces of his masterplan, the promise of converting portions of the comic series into DVD exclusive extras, viewable seperate to the cinematic experience. A good compromise between a bloated reel, and an accurate adaptation.

Having convinced a portion of the audience to believe in the so-called "impossible," Watchmen's biggest obstacle will now be the rubbing hands of money men who smell a smash hit, and claim to have a right to benefit. Fox Studios is threatening the planned release date with lawsuits relating to a 1991 licensing agreement, but most recent reports suggest talks with distributor, Paramount Pictures, are proving fruitful. Financially, no doubt.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Director: Gavin Hood
Projected Release: May 1, 2009
Starring: Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Liev Schrieber (Sabretooth), Danny Huston (William Stryker), Lynn Collins (Silver Fox), Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool), Taylor Kitsch (Gambit), Daniel Henney (Maverick), Will.i.am (Wraith), Scott Adkins (Weapon XI), Kevin Durand (Blob)

With DC twiddling their thumbs to reconsider a flippant motion picture strategum; Marvel get a chance to relax for a year, producing only the long discussed X-Men spin-off. The success of Wolverine is said to have several potential projects riding on it, most publicly, a Wolverine sequel (featuring his years in Japan), and a WWII drama built around Magneto. Weighing heavily over the project is the mediocre reception of Brett Ratner's X-Men 3.

Trailers for the pseudo-prequel, which details portions of Wolverine's history dating as far back as his childhood in the 1800's, look slightly bloated. Like the X-Men series itself, some guest characters appear gratuitously stuffed into their roles, this time featuring many who were miraculously cut from the previous films (Blob, younger Cyclops, Storm, and Emma Frost).
Liev Schrieber as Sabretooth feels a little too subtle, trading the awkward lurch of Tyler Mane from the first X-Men film, for a touch of acting. Reynolds as a casual Friday Deadpool threatens to disappoint also, in a series that has a lot of catching up to do since it's vital 2000 debut.

Packed with backstory straight from the comics, this one could really go either way.
Will.i.am certainly looks more like his character than BEP buddy, Taboo.

Tekken
Director: Gavin Hood
Projected Release: August 7, 2009
Starring: John Foo (Jin), Ian Anthony Dale (Kazuya), Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (Heihachi), Tamlyn Tomita (Jun), Holly Marie Combs (Michelle), Cung Le (Law), Luke Goss (Steve), Lateef Crowder (Eddie), Nathan Jones (Marduk), Gary Daniels (Bryan), Gary Ray Stearns (Yoshimitsu), Darrin Henson (Raven), Anton Kasabov (Dragunov), Candice Hilldebrand (Nina), & Marian Zapico (Anna)

With very little to go on, gaming fans might want to give a few months before they pack up their hopes and head home. First glance suggests another uninspired and flimsy adaptation of a game with stronger source material than most realise. Casting paints a picture of the clumsy, lazy, and TV-grade, but you never know what miracles might happen. Circumstances are everything.

Abbreviated to pick up on much more recent storylines, there should be an abundance of plot to pick up on and develop, but one has come to expect little. It will be interesting to watch marketting and development progress once Chun-Li hits screens.

No doubt we'll be talking more about each release in Season 2009 of the Infinite Wars, but for the time being, reflect upon the films that paved the way for this type of fiction.

Spider-man (2002)
Raimi/Koepp Maguire/DaFoe
Whilst on excursion, High School student Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically engineered spider, altering his own DNA in a process that results in the proportionate strength, speed, agility and web-spinning of a spider!

After letting a thief get away, Peter's beloved surrogate-father, Uncle Ben Parker, is murdered by the man. Inspired by his uncle's words, Peter begins his career as Spider-man, living by the code that with great power, comes great responsibility.

His life as Peter Parker and career as Spider-man collide when his best friend's father, scientist Norman Osborn, goes insane after undergoing a treatment designed by his own organization to enhance strength. As the Green Goblin Norman comes to wage a war against Spider-man, and when he learns that he and Parker are one and the same, he inevitably goes after the ones Peter loves.

Hulk (2003)
Lee/France/Truman/Schamus Elliot/Lucas/Bana
Man's insatiable thirst for knowledge is rivaled only by his damning addiction to destruction. So comes about the research of docile scientist, Dr. Bruce Krenzler, a geneticist working with Betty Ross and Rick Jones in an effort to harness the regenerative process found in nature.

Unbeknownst to Krenzler, his own DNA hides within it the secret of a past life, and the designs of a prerendered destiny. Having been experimented on as a child by his true father, David Banner, Bruce's blood contains within it the secrets to unlocking the hidden power that lurks beneath his human facade. A twist of fate accidentally produces the keys to unlocking Banner's hidden strength when he saves the young Rick Jones from a mechanical malfunction in a nano distributor machine.

With the net of his forgotten childhood closing in, Banner finds whenever he is stressed, angered, or afraid, the green-eyed monster within bursts free of his puny prison to become the incredible Hulk! With his secret exposed, Bruce becomes the subject of suspicion and fear, but even as forces conspire to destroy the Hulk, the true villain hatches machinations decades in the making.

Batman Begins (2005)
Nolan/Goyer Bale/Neeson
Having witnessed the murder of his parents by a desperate armed robber in a theatre back alley, Bruce Wayne grows into a man of great guilt and anger.

Channeling his rage, he uses his inhereted fortune to traverse the globe, escaping his celebrity status as a Wayne to face the criminal element on it's own terms, and take it on one man at a time.

During his time abroad Bruce Wayne is confronted by a man named Henri Ducard, who promises to foster his power and hone his efficiency to become a true force of justice. Representing Ra's Al Ghul and the League of Shadows, Ducard eventually reveals a plot to use Wayne as a pawn in the destruction of Gotham; something Bruce Wayne, now Batman, will do anything to stop.

Iron Man (2008)
Favreau/August Downey Jr/Toub/Tahir
Tony Stark: industrialist, inventor, playboy, sole inheritor of the Howard Stark empire. Tony continues his father's work, developing advanced mechanics and improving upon a range of technologies exponentially, with particular success in his father's area of expertise, the weapons sector.

With the world at his feet, Stark unveils the latest war tech from Stark Industries, travelling to Afghanistan to personally oversee testing of a cluster missile called The Jericho. The visit would prove life altering as Stark's US military entourage comes under fire from militant terrorists. Using stolen Stark weapons, the Ten Rings successfully abduct the inventor, and demand he design for them a Jericho of their own.

Imprisoned with Dr. Yinsen, Stark wakes in his cave prison to discover shrapnel from the Ten Rings' attack is lodged dangerously close to his heart. With the help of the doctor he develops an advanced "arc reactor" to power technology to prevent the movement of the shrapnel that could prove fatal. This miniature super-battery becomes the lynchpin around which the pair devise an invincible suit of armor, instead of the weapons of destruction.

Under the watchful eyes of Raza and his Ten Rings terrorists, the pair do their best to disguise their true work on the ultimate escape plan - Iron Man!

The Dark Knight (2008)
Nolan/Nolan/Goyer Bale/Ledger
In a city gripped by crime, the emergence of a symbol to rattle the cages of the corrupt and greedy is a welcome rallying point for citzens besieged. The Batman is the dark knight the city requires, launching himself across the Gotham skyline in an incorruptable crusade against crime.

As he prunes away at the powers-that-be, things inevitably get worse before they get better.
A new breed of criminal, and insanity, coincides with his debut, beginning with the mad psychologist, Dr. Jonathan Crane, and his associations with the far reaching clan of eco-terrorists, the League of Shadows, led by legendary Eastern figure - Ra's Al Ghul. Their attack on Gotham City using a fear enducing toxin is a baptism for Batman, whose own past is linked with that of the League.

Though Dr. Crane escapes his reach, the Batman turns his attentions to the escalating dangers that grip a Gotham City in a vital process of change.
The Police Department begins a natural process of detoxification, struggling against a vaccum of power seized by organized crime boss, Sal Maroni, in the wake of Carmine Falcone's mental collapse. In response, a new Districty Attorney, Harvey Dent, joins the cause as a brighter counterpart to Batman, acting within the confines of a justice system in repair.

There are other personalities, however, that have come to Gotham City.
Other figures analagous to the Dark Knight himself, but dedicated to something much less specific. With a flair for theatricality, and an uncanny knack for mayhem -- the Joker has ushered in a responsive new era to the unstoppable vigilante -- equally as incorruptable, if not as purposeful. It is an ideology destined for collision course...

SMASH HITS: BUSTA RHYMES


Busta Rhymes feat. Mariah Carey - I know what you want (2003)


At first glance this track's relevance might appear a little vague, but give the video a few seconds, and you'll quickly find the first of several comic book tie-ins.

Michael Jai White is well known to fanboys for his starring roles as Al Simmons in Spawn (1997), and as Gambol in The Dark Knight. He appears early in the video as an absentee boyfriend entrusting Busta and the Flipmode gang to protect his favourite girl.

Give the video a little longer and you'll get an extra treat in between Busta making baby eyes with the camera, and Mariah Carey doing whatever it is Mariah Carey is allegedly appreciated for.
A full two years before Robert Rodriguez was able to fasttrack the Sin City film; Busta delivers everything fanboys dreamt of in brief animated segues in the movie. Appearing rendered in contrasting black and white, the clip comes packed with bold Frank Miller white silhouettes; pounding streams of rain; and dramatic shadows casting the form of the titular character. The clips bridge from - wait for it - an attractive young lady spending her time reading a comic book!

Making this clip particularly relevant - the solo directorial debut of Frank Miller with the December 25 release of The Spirit - filmed in a similar manner to the Sin City feature.

While inexplicable, the stylish animated sequences are an appreciated piece of art in an otherwise hum-drum video. Musically it's Busta-lite, if you ask me, but one of many fine examples of the rap star's fond association with pop-culture. Shame about H20...

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BATMAN versus JOKER
(DC/Warner Brothers)
Where: The Dark Knight When: July 2008
Why: Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan, & David Goyer How: Christian Bale & Heath Ledger

The Story So Far...
In a city gripped by crime, the emergence of a symbol to rattle the cages of the corrupt and greedy is a welcome rallying point for citzens besieged. The Batman is the dark knight the city requires, launching himself across the Gotham skyline in an incorruptable crusade against crime.

As he prunes away at the powers-that-be, things inevitably get worse before they get better.
A new breed of criminal, and insanity, coincides with his debut, beginning with the mad psychologist, Dr. Jonathan Crane, and his associations with the far reaching clan of eco-terrorists, the League of Shadows, led by legendary Eastern figure - Ra's Al Ghul. Their attack on Gotham City using a fear enducing toxin is a baptism for Batman, whose own past is linked with that of the League.

Though Dr. Crane escapes his reach, the Batman turns his attentions to the escalating dangers that grip a Gotham City in a vital process of change.
The Police Department begins a natural process of detoxification, struggling against a vaccum of power seized by organized crime boss, Sal Maroni, in the wake of Carmine Falcone's mental collapse. In response, a new Districty Attorney, Harvey Dent, joins the cause as a brighter counterpart to Batman, acting within the confines of a justice system in repair.

There are other personalities, however, that have come to Gotham City.
Other figures analagous to the Dark Knight himself, but dedicated to something much less specific. With a flair for theatricality, and an uncanny knack for mayhem -- the Joker has ushered in a responsive new era to the unstoppable vigilante -- equally as incorruptable, if not as purposeful.
It is an ideology destined for collision course...

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Batman 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Batman 5 (Professor)
Speed: Batman 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 5 (Marathon)
Agility: Batman 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting Ability: Batman 5 (Martial Artist)
Energy Power: Batman 4 (Arsenal)


- After witnessing the street murder of his parents, the young Bruce Wayne's destiny was forever shaped to be one dedicated to an ideal. Having spent his formative years studying the various sciences, martial arts, and crime fighting techniques, Bruce is ultimately inspired to become the one-man war on the criminal element in Gotham City: Batman.

Perhaps Batman's greatest power is the millions inherited from his industrialist parents, and the various facilities that came with that. They prove crucial in the design and construction of his many weapons, which are typically non-lethal, and have a variety of uses.

Complimented by his keenly strategic mind is Batman's expertise in the martial arts. He is extensively trained in multiple fighting styles, and commonly regarded to be one of the greatest hand-to-hand fighters in the world.
He is also extremely proficient in general urban warfare.

- It has been claimed that he was the victim of one very bad day, which ended with a fall into a vat of chemicals that bleached his skin, dyed his hair, and twisted his face into a permanent grin. The truth of his name and origins remain unknown, but as the Joker, he is one of the most feared killers in Gotham City.

Joker is known to have an aptitude for creating and working with toxins and other chemicals, favouring trademark concoctions that induce uncontrolled laughter, facial distortion, and often, death. Joker is also a proficient strategist, who is said to regularly reinvent his identity as a part of his vendetta against Batman.
The Joker, though not a skilled fighter, is shown to have an inhuman capacity for pain tolerance and recovery.

Additional: The rivalry between Batman and Joker is one of the most famous feuds in comics. Beginning in Batman #1 (1940), there hasn't been a decade that didn't feature an epic confrontation of these two vivid personalities. In many instances, their collision is one of philosophy, as depicted in 2008's feature film adaptation, The Dark Knight. In the film, Heath Ledger's Joker describes their meeting as that of an "unstoppable force meeting an immovable object."

Batman's unwavering dedication to justice as an incorruptable symbol is off-set by Joker's contrasting pledge to anarchic destruction, and the a murderous bent toward all things anti-social, and anti-establishment. In most cases, Joker is rarely without a motivation, even if it remains difficult to understand, even for the legendary Dark Knight detective.

Due to his stern position on lethality and corporal punishment, Batman is often forced to remain reactionary to Joker's twisting plots and reinventions of personality. Only when clues are present can he follow to a physical confrontation, which almost always favours the well trained Batman.

Examples include; Batman #614, Detective Comics #781, Batman #663, Justice League of America #15, Dark Knight Returns #3, & Batman Ep.2.

History: Batman (6-0-0)
Math: Batman Ranking: Batman (#1)

What Went Down...
Foiled in his attempts to kill an incarcerated DA Harvey Dent -- the Joker collides with Batman in the streets of Gotham, only to be captured himself by Lt. James Gordon, who had been working undercover under the veil of his faked death.

Promoted to Commissioner, Gordon enters a darkened interrogation room, now forced to probe the Joker for information on the now abducted District Attorney.
Joker casts doubt on a GPD already heavily under investigation, suggesting Gordon's own people are puppets of Boss Maroni. He taunts Gordon and asks him what it feels like to be alone. The Commissioner shows him just how alone he is.

Turning the lights on, on his way out to 'get coffee', Gordon unleashes the beast.
The Joker's face collides with the metal table in front of him as Batman steps out of the darkness. He's not the bad cop. He's not part of the system. He is the shadow-self of every law abiding civil servant in Gotham, and he's unrestrained.

Joker resists the Batman's physical influence, making light of his decision to "go for the head" first. Batman obliges, bringing his fist down like a sledge hammer on the criminal's printless fingers. Joker shows incredible restraint.

Joker's counter-attack strikes deeper, turning the spotlight on Batman's will to let the cost of his war spill onto civilian casualties. It is a strategy that will pay dividends by the end of the night, but for now, is easily ignored by the focused Dark Knight, concerned only with recovering the abducted Harvey Dent.

Unwilling to concede, the Joker splashes his philosophy around the cell, rejecting the Batman's tempered retort as borrowed phrases from the "normal" world. He professes a joy - a completion - provided only by the escalation of acceptability ushered in by the Batman himself. Joker declares his torture - his disinterest in ever killing the Batman. The Dark Knight's hollow assumptions amuse him.

The clown prince of crime further indulges himself in a philosophy built on everything low and disgusting about humanity. He forecasts the downfall of Gotham's protector, putting their tall poppy syndrome down to a basic human barbarism that would have them feeding on each other, under the right conditions. Under the Joker's conditions. Batman sees fit to disagree.

With the face-to-face revealing more of the Joker to him, the Batman resumes his narrow objective -- uncover the path to Harvey Dent.

Showing further his skill in combat, Joker remains unaffected by the strong-arming of the undeniably stronger of the two. Yanked off his feet and across the desk, Joker is shaken around and pinned to a wall, by the Batman.

The Dark Knight collides physically and verbally with the Joker, professing only one rule in his approach - never kill. Not surprisingly, this becomes the key to ending their opposition. Joker reveals a forced hand - a second hostage!

As if peering behind the mask, the Joker recalls their encounter at a charity ball for Harvey Dent. A scene where he left the Batman to retrieve Rachel Dawes from the window-borne descent he tossed her two. A task Bruce Wayne took up with gusto, driven by emotions attached to his childhood sweetheart.

Endangering Rachel Dawes a second time provokes a strong response.

Batman peels the Joker from the tiled wall of the room and slams him onto the nearby table. Pushed, Batman jams the interrogation room door shut with a chair, knowing his physicality will prove distasteful to the law enforcement watching through mirrored glass. It is the difference between him and them. The chance to go further than society allows. To be one man, incorruptable.

Batman introduces Joker's head to the mirrored glass, with force.
He fills the room with the roar of his one question -- where are there?

Physically out matched, the Joker continues to take the punishment, fighting back with delight, cackling, and juvenile taunts about Rachel Dawes. Batman growls his question, as if it were a demand, between the clubbing blows of his fist.

The Joker laughs.

Mocking Batman's strength, finally Joker agrees to reveal the location of Dent and Dawes, both. Held feebily beneath Batman's gloves fists, Joker has already won, having earnt his escape through the almost unnoticable broken glass dislodged by his head earlier. There is then the matter of the addresses given...

Though legitimate in location, Batman's hasty efforts to rescue Rachel Dawes from the gallons of feul and explosives she's strapped to, will soon learn each path leaves him to play the Joker's game again. Though dedicated to rescuing the woman he loves, his dedication will be his undoing, and mark the creation of a new foe who sees things... both ways...

The Hammer...
For the purposes of satisfying the "comic book fight club," we can declare without any doubt that Batman is the physical victory in this multi-layered confrontation. As we've seen six times in the past, the Joker, though willing to engage in physicality, is a cerebral combatant, no matter his capacity for accepting harm.

While this post is marked December, I'm catching up on the Holiday backlog. Tomorrow marks the Sixty-Sixth Annual Golden Globes, where, Heath Ledger is a red hot favourite to take the post-humous award for best supporting actor in a feature film. It's just one piece of a puzzle that started in July, where many people began forecasting their suspicions of an Oscar nomination.

After writing a lukewarm review of Iron Man, I'm somewhat reticent to admit my doubt over the validity of a Ledger win. I don't want to be that guy, but the more I ponder, the more honesty gets the better of me.

While I've come to believe nomination is a fitting must for the late actor, I remain unconvinced about the immortality of his portrayal. There can be no doubt that he inhabited the role quite well and probably brought a lot to the creation process, but I'm not sure if that was elaborate enough to warrant such lofty, pretentious acclaim. Let those of us of the right persuasion regard him forever as "the best Joker ever," but in the realm that has so long resisted acknowledging superheroes, caution the pretense of popularity.

To further sour my regard, I have to admit, I wasn't quite as taken as it seems much of the world was. Perhaps it was simply a matter of expectation. Batman Begins so specifically revealed the intentions of this generation of the brand that, coupled with familarity with the source material, it became a fairly predictable exercise. Predictable should not be mistaken for bad. In the realm of adaptation, predictable has long been sought after as the epitomy of accuracy. In this respect, The Dark Knight pays dividends, very specifically representing the comics at their best. To that end, I can only hope all involved can be persuaded to continue into a third instalment in a series, and maybe even more.

Regarding the representation of the comics, I have to say the unsung hero of the piece seems to be David Goyer.
[Christopher] Nolan has freely admitted the fanboy-cum-writer-cum-director has been his guide through the largely unfamiliar landscape of Bat-fiction. Coupled with the support of DC themselves, I don't doubt Goyer has been vital to ever creative triumph the films have provided, acting as a crucial facilitator throughout the process. Tales of the Goyer/Nolan garage think-tank seem to support this on many levels of the creation process, including design.

In fact, when I think The Dark Knight and Academy Awards, I'm inclined to think of Christopher Nolan. There are few examples of other films enhanced throughout by the presence of a director as Dark Knight. His familiar, obsessive restrain is felt throughout the picture, acting as almost as strong a presence as any of the actors or characters they portray. He was vital to Batman Begins, but it's in The Dark Knight that I think Nolan reached a new comfort with his vision and the ideas he was channeling. His influence was a triumph that deserves that level of acknowledgment, perhaps in ways rarely reflected by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

Both Nolan and the film felt somewhat absent from, what I would regard, as the more grounded Golden Globe awards. It was here I felt it more likely to see the film recognised in Best Picture, Best Screenplay, and Best Director formats, where the common indulgence in action might've been more likely than the Oscars.

I now hope the directorial travesty, at least, can be corrected by the Academy Awards. I also feel a Best Picture nomination might well be warranted, even if the film that defined 2008 (and set innumerable records) isn't the critical winner.

Still, in all of this would-ing and should-ing, I suppose it might be nice to communicate my feelings on the film.

If I can frame my reference through reaction, I turn to yet more common place inflections that I despise. One I've mentioned before; the misconception that making the leap from page to film is somehow conceptually restricted; jumps immediately to mind. It is in response to that that I am reluctant to refer to the Joker as a "complex" character, or a difficult character to realise on screen.

The Dark Knight presents one of the most effective versions of the character, revelling in the faith necessary to indulge the concept. It is indeed faith that this character requires, as I believe there is little to nothing that "cannot" be realised in modern cinema [something Watchmen will hopefully display to the majority].

Almost unnoticed were the changes made to this version of the Joker, the most obvious, his now definitive grin-replacing scars. Ledger physically represents little of what we know as Joker iconography. He's not especially slim, svelte, and certainly doesn't possess the exaggerated nose, chin, and grin. While some are not inclined to place weight in physical appearances, I personally feel, as is a trope of cartooning, that much of Joker's character is conveyed through those traits. That said -- we quite reasonably forego those superficial details for a depiction that captures the spirit of the Joker, as much as it innovates.

Particularly to my liking, the internal motivation of the Joker.

To go back to the common misconceptions of the unwashed (fanboy) masses, I turn my scowling brow to the use "random" in contemporary language. This is both a disagreement of semantics and philosophy, because there are indeed those who believe the Joker should act almost without motivation, but I disagree. As in The Dark Knight, I feel the Joker is at his best when he is quite specifically grounded in intentions. Intentions that, more often than not, are indeed influence by reaction, or his own thought processes.

Throughout the film the Joker exists as a reactionary force to Batman, to law, to crime, and to organization of most kinds. Continuing explorations from the comics, the film Joker is almost super-sane, more than he is crazy.
As a writer and fan, I believe Joker should never be without reasons, even if they aren't necessarily obvious to you, or I, or the characters within a story.

Bale, Oldman, and Freeman were back to do more of what they did very well in the first film. Michael Caine still isn't my ideal Alfred, which probably made his reduction to over-sized cameo all the more palatable.

Harvey Dent's role in the film surprised me, somewhat.
Aaron Eckhart (and Maggie Gyllenhall as replacement Rachel Dawes) played quite well in the film, but I was surprised to see Two-Face eventuate so abruptly. I couldn't really complain, except to say that it felt a little abbreviated by the end, undercutting the more traditional climactic conclusion of the Joker/SWAT fight.
Also, I'm not sure if I would've burnt away quite as much flesh as they did in the CG make-up process. That said, artistic choice aside, it was quite good! Eckhart and the script certainly more than made up for '95's Tommy Lee Jones-Schumacher directed farce, but let's not go there.

Keeping me from this review was the necessary meditation to reach a comfortable opinion of the film. I've watched the DVD several times since Christmas to give it as much chance as Batman Begins had to grow on me.
Ultimately, while The Dark Knight sent a message to the world of what a superhero film can be, I still see imperfections. Conceptually and functionally the film is rock-solid, but like Iron Man, it lacked a little bit of oomph to make it unforgettable. Additionally, there were moments that just felt downright beneath the film, like robotic attempts by Nolan to engage the common man (American) that felt clunky and unnecessary. The biggest, the cell phone sonar, which felt a bit overblown for my tastes, like a god awful time-based obstacle in a video game tie-in [which, incidentally, has been allegedly delayed for quality assurance, assuming it will actually happen].

Of course, for every nit-picking negative, there's a multitude of glorious nuggets of joyous subtlty. Among my favourites, Joker's burning fire engine roadblock, and graffiti "slaughter" is the best medicine. In truth, there's just so much to discuss about this film, we couldn't possibly touch upon it all in any coherrent fashion. That is why I by no means consider my score an insult, but acknowledge there's still so much more to come from superhero films - and Batman - on the screen.

Oh, and to voice one more arrogant frustration: the people who told me, before I'd seen it, that the film was close-ended with no clue to a sequel: Damn your peasant eyes! A giant playing card might not have flashed across the screen, but Jim Gordon's closing monologue and the Dark Knight's self-sacrifice more than frame a film with a spine of Batman versus the Cops action-drama.

In particular, I think of scenes from popular inspiration materials, Dark Knight Returns and Batman: Year One, which both pit Batman in exciting struggles with the police. If those Catwoman rumors are anything to go by, maybe we'll get to see the animal-lover in Batman two-fold, as a second driving plot with Selina Kyle, and as a portion of the 'Hunt the Dark Knight' drama, in the form of punching an armored gunman through a brick wall for trying to shoot a cat.

Bloody hell! If that run-on sentence wasn't clue enough, I could just be here all day talking about the Batman films! I didn't even remember to mention that I chose this interrogation scene - of all the fist fights in the movie - because I felt it encompassed so much of what we know from the comics. It was delightful, but also leaves plenty to discuss in the future. Now shut up, I have to go. Hehahaha!

The Fight: 5.5 The Film: 6.5

"The Dark Knight" set all manner of feature film records with it's cinematic release, and continues to redefine the boundaries on home video. If for some reason you don't already have the DVD, then you simply must purchase immediately through the Amazon links provided. It is also available in a two-disc Special Edition which includes thoroughly enjoyable "Gotham Tonight" episodes with Anthony Michael Hall reprising his role from the film. Admittedly, the extras leave a bit to be desired, but do yourself a favour, and just buy one of them. Heck, you'll be doing me a favour as well, by using the purchase links provided! Yummm, themes of corruption!

QUICK FIX: JOKER vs BATMAN
Christmas with the Joker (DC)
Where: Batman Ep.2 When: September 1992
Why: Eddie Gorodetsky & Kent Butterworth How: Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, & Loren Lester

THE TAPE...
Strength: Batman 3 (Athlete)
Intelligence: Batman 5 (Professor)
Speed: Batman 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Draw 5 (Marathon)
Agility: Batman 4 (Gymnast)
Fighting: Batman 5 (Martial Arts)
Energy: Batman 4 (Arsenal)

Math: Batman
Ranking: Batman (#1)

THE FIX...
It was the night before Christmas, and Joker was free,
Having escaped Arkham Asylum, he hijacked the TV!
He kidnapped some guests, for his broadcast event,
A commissioner, detective, and reporter, were present.

In a sprint across the city, the dynamic duo came,
to protect the innocent, and foil Joker's evil game.
A train and cannon, they nearly caused disaster,
but Batman prevailed, fighting toward their master!

The Joker was waiting, when the heroes arrived,
pulling at levers, to unleash his grand surprise.
Giggling, he spun a record, from Nutcracker Suite,
leaving robotic toy soldiers, for Batman to defeat.

His goons beaten, Joker pulled back the curtain,
revealing hostages dangling, whose peril was certain!
With scissor to rope, the clown prince did leer,
and a gift in hand, to spread Christmas cheer.

He tossed the package, into Batman's waiting hand,
with an order to open it, to conclude his nasty plan.
Object and discourage, though Robin did try,
the Dark Knight detective, got a face full of pie!

The Joker burst out laughing, to see such fun,
but he still cut the rope, and proceeded to run!
Batman lept into action, to save the falling few,
intercepting their path, right above a boiling stew!

Batman made pursuit, to prevent further harm,
but with Joker in custody, he fell for false arms!
The villain made haste, as he fled for the stairs,
running toward certain doom, blissfully unawares!

Taunting all the way, Joker made for an escape,
never stopping to notice, a stray rollerskate.
Joker slipped over the rail, in a scene of familiarity,
rescued from his fall, by an act of Bat-charity.
What is it about the Joker and Christmas that seems so fitting?
I figure if we're going to be running this far behind, we might as well make it worthwhile. Hence, not skipping over Christmas, which was my initial intention.

These initial episodes of the much revered animated series really don't do it justice, but there's something undeniably fun about the Joker causing mayhem during the holidays. Live on television, no less! It's this subtlety that I would pick up on in the lead-up toward our (obvious) Dark Knight review.

A commandeered television signal seems like a staple of the Joker's arsenal, and like so much in the two Nolan Bat-films, it gets a suitably logical update in the recent film as hostage tapes. It's a little detail that hadn't really dawned on me until sitting down to think about this instalment, and it's much appreciated.
We are, unfortunately, all too familiar with hostage/terrorist tapes in this era, and it makes for an elegant solution to maintaining a sense of reality within the context of familiar Joker strategums.

Thus, we leave you with this cheery thought on our late Christmas entry! Stay tuned as we continue to astound you with feats of time travel!

Fight: 4 Episode: 4
Winner: Batman

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COVER TO COVER: SMASHING THROUGH THE SNOW!
A belated merry Christmas to ye all, and a happy new year!

Uncanny X-Men #143 (March 1981)
"Demon" Claremont/Byrne
It was long ago that the grounds of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters saw the sprouting of a demonic totem connecting to the world of the N'Garai -- a Cairn, the bridging gateway for these demonic creatures to spew forth into our world and wreak havoc.

Storm and her fellow X-Men were able to overcome the N'Garai who attacked them, but months later a N'Garai demon emerges once more on the grounds on Christmas eve, seeking to bring misery to the mutants of the X-Men mutant academy.

Alone in the mansion while the other X-Men spend down time with their loved ones, Kitty Pryde decides to direct her misery toward training in the Danger Room. Her session is interrupted by an alarm alerting her of the intrusion, and her investigation leads her to the greatest workout of her career -- one-on-one battle alone against a N'Garai demon!

Fantastic Four #361 (February 1992)
"Miracle on Yancy Street!" Ryan/DeFalco
It's Christmas Eve and festivities come to the Thing with mixed fortunes. His night begins with having his broken arm mechanically aligned, and set in a cement cast by Reed Richards -- but quickly turns around with the emergence of an old friend!

William "Slugger" Sokolowski was one of Ben Grimm's running buddies from the golden days of life on Yancy Street, and as Thing soon learns, things have gotten considerably darker around the old neighbourhood, with a spate of disappearances.

Concerned his son may be involved with drugs, Sokolowski turns to his friend as a college graduate success story of Yancy Street, in the hopes that his hero status will turn his son around. A good plan, that is unless young Jimmy has become one of the missing -- and the person responsible is none other than the nefarious Latverian monarch: Dr. Doom!!!

Marvel Holiday Special 1992 (January 1993)
"The Big X-Mas Blackout" Howell/Lee/Lightle/Milgrom
They say Christmas 'tis the season to be jolly, but for Electro, it's just an annual reminder of his many failings as a man and electrically charged superpowered villain.

Not content to see out the holidays without lashing out in an act of senseless violence, Electro storms Rockefeller Centre to interrupt the ceremonial lighting of the tree.
To punish the society that failed him, Electro blacks out the Centre, with the promise of more power drains to come all across New York.

With his night out with Mary Jane ruined: enter a red garbed hero with a Christmas miracle! The spectacular Spider-man's making a list to check twice, and Electro's front and centre on the naughty list, but will it be coal for the villain, or will it be an early present and lights out for the wall-crawler?

Batman: The Long Halloween #3 (February 1997)
"Christmas" Loeb/Sale
A new serial killer has emerged in Gotham City, and the Joker doesn't like it one bit!

The clown prince of crime is spending his holidays investigating the interference of the calendar killer called Holiday, who strikes only once a month, on a day of significance.

With the criminal underworld beginning to feel the hurt, and the Gotham police department in flux, the freaks are free to play, and neither establishment is happy about it.

Batman's the least of his problems as Joker takes the fight to Harvey Dent, offering the District Attorney a stern example of what it takes to be a murdering madman in the city of Gotham.

Detective Comics #826 (February 2007)
"Slayride" Dini/Kramer
Socks, ties, and underwear. Christmas with the old folks is a bore, so who could blame Tim Drake for heading out for a little patrol duty as the boy wonder, Robin?

Things are going well until a fight with a biker gang goes awry, leading a wounded Robin into the clutches of his worst enemy: the Joker!

What would a Christmas with the Joker be without a few holiday homicides, hit-and-runs, and hilarity?!
Forced to watch as events unfold out of his control, Robin gets seasoned in the seasons as he locks wits with Batman's oldest foe, and does his best to stop the madness.