Saturday, January 14, 2023

AVENGERS versus KANG
Time -- And Time Again! (Marvel)
Where:
Avengers #267 When: May 1986
Why: Roger Stern How: John Buscema

The Story So Far...
Beneath the bedrock of Manhattan Island -- Wasp joins Hercules and the Black Knight as they bore an underground tunnel network towards Avengers Hydrobase. A simple enough task for the Prince of Power -- until an eerie glow consumes the trio and whisks them away!

Caught in a swirl of endless fog, the Avengers encounter the unconscious presence of Hulk, Giant-Man, and Iron Man. A surefire clue to Wasp that they've been displaced from time and space -- sent to the Limbo dimension during the teams' first encounter with the Space Phantom!

Such a bizarre feat could only be possible for Kang The Conqueror! The master of time emerges to declare dominion over Limbo from Immortus -- but how do the three Avengers factor into his mad scheme?

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Hercules 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Kang 6 (Genius)
Speed: Wasp 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Hercules 5 (Marathoner)
Agility: Wasp 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Hercules 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Kang 5 (Lasers)
Total: Kang The Conqueror 29 (Metahuman)

The Avengers are: Wasp, Black Knight, and Hercules.

Not the most formidable line-up for a threat as potent as Kang The Conqueror, but also not to be under estimated as a coordinated force.

Wasp has been known to fight above her weight class, taking on the unexpected challenge of Kingsize, and snuffing the flames of Pyro when Freedom Force attacked the base in Avengers #312. Her veteran wiles, Pym particle shrinking, flight, and bio-electric stingers make her a deft field leader -- and tricky to track!

Black Knight represents a more straight-forward challenge, wielding the dark magic of The Ebony Blade with expert mastery. A sharpened sword that once gave Moon Knight a run for his money, and compliments the blunt force of Hercules.

We've seen The Prince of Power take a win teaming with She-Hulk against Bran the Blessed, but results were mixed when the Secret Avengers met a magically empowered Baron Zemo, and Olympus Group fought the Dark Avengers.

Kang's greatest weapons are his advanced technology and foreknowledge of future events. This can make him very difficult to pin down, or lay a hit on with conventional means, but his presence inevitably coincides with plans that leave him vulnerable to those he seeks to dominate in the short-lived present.

If The Avengers can assemble themselves as a fighting unit they might just stand a chance. Let's see how it all unfolded!

The Tape: Avengers Ranking: Wasp (#39)

What Went Down...
From the swirling fog steps the dreaded visage of the one responsible for bringing The Avengers to Limbo...


Kang The Conqueror welcomes the trio of Avengers to his domain, rejecting Hercules' second-hand knowledge of the realm's rule by Immortus.

The Conqueror claims to have brought them to the past for his own amusement, challenging his enemies to defeat him in exchange for escaping eternity in Limbo.

Wasp is the first to indulge Kang's mad request -- firing a direct blast!


The bioelectric energy of Wasp's stinger is no match for Kang's hi-tech shields, but it does draw the time traveler's immediate attention.

The distraction grants The Black Knight the opening he needs to move in close for an attack with his Ebony Blade! The sword disrupts the invisible barrier with spectacular results -- destroying Kang's protective field!

With nothing preventing a close-quarters strike -- Hercules advances!


A mighty punch from the prince of power quite literally knocks Kang's head off!

The decapitation shatters the illusion of Kang's deception -- revealing the dangling wires of a sophisticated robot at the severed neck!


With the true Kang watching his android doppelganger's fate from the safety of monitors in his distant central robotics plant -- Hercules ends the charade by slamming his hands together around the floating head!

The Hammer...
A team effort swiftly gets the better of Kang's proxy, but can it ever really be that simple with The Master of Time?

Hercules may have easily crushed the robot's head once Black Knight disabled its defenses, but the trio of Avengers remains trapped in Limbo: pawns in a grand scheme to see them ultimately face another of Kang's many time-generated doppelgangers.

Kang is on a warpath to destroy the many "divergents" his existence throughout time has generated. A literal war with himself, against opponents who exist at different points of his life, some choosing paths not taken. His ultimate target: a Kang who's lived far too long to succumb to any simple trap, or frontal assault.

It may sound a tad complicated, but it's a mere sample of the twisted timelines and grand temporal game played by Kang The Conqueror: He who has lived the ages as both Rama-Tut and Immortus, and intends to control a legion of Kangs by replacing his vanquished selves with robotic copies.

This deliberate intention goes some length to explaining how we treat results like this in the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths rankings. This result will be deemed a defeat of Kang, perceiving his robotic clone as a direct extension of his intent, and an instrument used to battle The Avengers, which failed. At least for now!

The three Avengers remain trapped in Limbo circa Avengers #2, when they first battled the Space Phantom, and Kang will attempt to capitalize upon the group's depleted ranks to complete his conquest in the present-day.

Fun times with an eclectic mid-eighties line-up of Avengers that we'll no doubt see in future entries. If you'd like more from these characters you can follow links throughout this post, or dive into the Secret Archive for a complete index of featurd fights in order of publisher, series, and issue number.

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Winners: Hercules & Black Knight (w/ Wasp)
#154 (+283) Hercules
#418 (+559) Black Knight
#39 (--) Wasp [+1 assist]
#981 (new) Kang The Conqueror

Saturday, January 07, 2023

SPIDER-MAN versus OMEGA RED
(Marvel)
Where:
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #7 When: April 2012 Why: Brian Michael Bendis How: Chris Samnee

The Story So Far...
Miles Morales' life was changed forever when a secret visit puts him in the path of a genetically enhanced spider accidentally collected when his uncle robbed disgraced corporation Osborn Industries.

For a second time the Oz Formula transfers the physiology of a spider unto a young man! Miles gains incredible super-human abilities, but desires only normalcy, leaving the heroics to the web-slinging Spider-Man -- until his untimely demise!

Burdened by his decision to not help Peter Parker -- Miles adopts the dead boy's creed of great power bringing great responsibility. Thus, when an explosion abruptly ends a test of his skills, Miles boldly rushes to the source of danger!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Omega Red 5 (Super-Human)
Intelligence: Omega Red 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Spider-Man 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Omega Red 6 (Generator)
Agility: Spider-Man 5 (Cat-Like)
Fighting: Omega Red 4 (Training)
Energy: Spider-Man 3 (Explosives)
Total: Draw 25 (Champion)

Miles Morales isn't your father's Spider-Man -- and that means more than just his taste in super-hero fashion!

Similar to Peter Parker; the Oz-enhanced spider bite grants Miles super-human strength, speed, stamina, agility, ability to cling to walls, and an uncanny danger-warning spider-sense -- but that's not all!

He also develops the power to discharge bio-electricity as "Venom Blasts" for a variety of offensive and defensive uses, and spider-camouflage that allows him to blend in with his surroundings -- appearing almost invisible!

These extra skills come in handy for a rookie Spider-Man who lacks Peter Parker's know-how for constructing web-shooters, which he eventually received as a gift from May Parker, but will use inconsistently, developing instead organic electro-static webs as an extension of his Venom Blasts.

Miles Morales started out as a creation of the Ultimate Marvel Universe, which means he's inherited the enemies of "Ultimate Spider-Man", including an original take on the villainous Omega Red.

The Ultimate universe version of Arkady Rossovich underwent experimentation while in a Russian prison, but lacking the Soviet ambitions of the original, took to using his mutant tendrils and toxin-emissions as a human-hating mercenary.

He developed an arch-rivalry with Spider-Man and J Jonah Jameson when bad press after an impromptu defeat cost him work. Not knowing that a change in colour scheme means a different wall-crawler, he transfers his hatred to a brand-new wise-cracking Spidey.

This Omega Red isn't nearly as terrifying as the classic who's fought Wolverine across multiple mediums, but will still pose a significant challenge for the rookie Spider-Man. How did it all go down? Let's take a look!

The Tape: Draw Ranking: Omega Red (#976)

What Went Down...
The new Spider-Man jumps from an apartment building balcony and bounds across the rooftops, nimbly leaping and springing his way towards the source of a plume of smoke rising from the heart of the city.

Descending to the wreckage of a crumbled building, he wonders if it might be the work of terrorists. A strange buzzing in his head alerts his senses to a car tossed in his general direction -- the work of the super-mercenary Omega Red!


The budding hero turns tail to stay clear as Omega Red springs into action against a Spider-Man he believes to be his old nemesis.

Mutant tendrils whip violently along the new Spidey's path, forcing the young wallcrawler to leap clear as they smash through chunks of bedrock.

Spider-Man's arc takes him gracefully over Omega Red's head -- landing to deliver a straight kick with a slightly less than satisfactory quip.


The blow sends Omega Red flying across the battlefield into a pile of rubble, but the real pain he's feeling is in his cheque book.

The delay of a grudge bout is threatening to cost the mercenary money, but when he surveys the area, he's surprised to find no sign of his would-be adversary.

He wonders for a moment if the Spider-Man has actually run away -- only to be caught completely by surprise by a sudden charging uppercut!


A joke about wearing the same outfit inadvertently convinces the madman that it is indeed the same Spider-Man who foiled his efforts before. An uncanny moment of synchronicity between the aspiring hero and his inspirational predecessor.

Omega Red wraps his tendrils around a stunned Spidey and flings him into the air!


The all-new Spider-Man comes crashing down hard onto a limousine!

Omega Red remains in hot pursuit of the airborne spider, charging ahead with his tendrils reaching with intent to rip the vehicle and Spider-Man into four equal pieces!

The Spider manages to roll clear and evade detection once more -- catching the searching Omega Red with an electrically charged venom blast!


The mercenary's arms go stiff as the bio-electric charge surges through his body.

Omega Red drops unconscious to the floor. Spider-Man victorious!

The Hammer...
Just like that we welcome Miles Morales to the fight club rankings!

With return appearances in feature film and video games fast approaching, it was getting pretty difficult to ignore the secondary Spider-Man. Is that to say the last decade has been a deliberate snub? Well, it's not quite so black & white...

When Marvel first revealed plans to reinvent their classic icons for the new millennium -- it seemed like an intriguing prospect. "Ultimate" was a provocative name for the imprint brand, but seemed justified by its potential to create a new universe with all the benefits of forty years of Marvel Age hindsight.

In theory it would be a deliberate and designed construction, featuring the very best of Marvel Comics, in lockstep with burgeoning cinematic adaptations that were having a major influence on the Ultimate Marvel approach. Little wonder then that they'd begin with Spider-Man and X-Men: multimedia jewels in the crown that were about to make the leap to live-action cinema.

Ultimate Spider-Man was a little bit bloated and familiar from the outset, but the advent of Ultimate X-Men in early 2001 confirmed a sharp new image, borrowing a la carte from classic and leather-bound theatrical reference points.

The Ultimate approach was an immediate sensation, hooking a generation of new readers with the proliferation of belief that it was somehow freed from the burden of continuity, and imbued with a contemporary sense of "reality". Lies inevitably unraveling as the success of series led to the accumulation of continuity, and the aging alternative struggled with relevancy and identity opposite classic mainline titles, and expanding cinematic incarnations.

Half a decade in and things were starting to get a little stale. The Ultimates made a mark with grim introspection, Bush-era politics, and rubber piping on costumes, but Ultimate Fantastic Four pushed core ideas a little too far from centre for most fans' liking. Ultimate Marvel wasn't living up to its fresh new take, or its cinematic trappings, awkwardly stuck between being something totally original, and the referential familiarity that had been part of its creation.

With events like Avengers Disassembled and Civil War kicking off a cycle of short-lived deaths in mainline titles; 2009's Ultimatum emerged with a similar game plan, and a promise of real causality from a blockbuster cleaning of the slate.

It was sloppy and weird, killing off a roster of characters as high-profile as Wolverine, but in doing so opened a door for Ultimate Marvel to be a universe of unique consequence and progress. In 2011, that axe was swung at the brand's record-breaking standard bearer, eliminating this world's Peter Parker with a view to installing a recently made contingency -- an all-new Spider-Man.

When Marvel revealed plans to reinvent their reinvention for a new decade -- it seemed like another intriguing prospect. A Marvel Universe where it would actually be beneficial to retire seasoned icons, creating a genuine future with new heroes and possibilities. In a strange way it kinda felt like Miles Morales was exactly what Ultimate Comics needed! A fresh, real point of difference!

Flash forward another ten years and I'm obviously less excited about a second Spider-Man running around the main Marvel Universe. I lived through the Spider-Clone years, and came out with a greater appreciation for Peter Parker as the one and only Spider-Man. Mainline Marvel doesn't need another Spider-Man. Or men. Or women. The "multiverse" is a fun aside, but as Ultimate Marvel kinda proved, it works best as a carefully managed pocket that doesn't impede on the "real" universe.

The "real" Marvel Universe was built by identifying what wasn't already there and creating new characters to fill those gaps. Miles Morales kinda does that, so it's hard to knock them, but it might be a more exciting sell if he wasn't positioned as a second-rate also-ran in a world of one of comics' most recognized icons.

I appreciate that Miles Morales has his points of difference. He wasn't created simply as a direct knock-off Spidey. The Oz-laced spider bite gave him new twists on spider-based powers. There are a lot of weird and wonderful spiders in the world, doing weird and wonderful things, and Miles' camouflage and bio-electric abilities expand upon some real-world reference points in fun ways.

Movie-inspired organic-webbing would've been an obvious way to go, but I kinda like these early issues of Ultimate Comics Spider-Man where he can't web-sling. It honors the web-shooters of Peter Parker, and just gives the new kid a gritty edge that's kinda neat. The wall-crawler's wall-crawler. At least until his bio-electric skills take off, and he learns to fly like ballooning spiders described in a 2018 article by The Atlantic. If only they had a cooler name he could take.

Ultimate Omega Red doesn't fare quite so well in the originality department. The Jim Lee design that launched thousands of action figure owning "fans" is severely downgraded for a streamlined version that lacks any real flavour or mystique. It doesn't suffer from the directionless redundancy of Ultimate Blade & Morbius, but squanders the potential just the same. If more thought were put into characters like this, maybe Ultimate Marvel would've had a shot at survival.

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Winner: Spider-Man
#353 (new) Spider-Man (Miles Morales)
#992 (-16) Omega Red

Monday, January 02, 2023

COVER TO COVER: 2022 TOP FEATURED FIGHTS!
Happy new year! Season 2022 of the Secret Wars on Infinite Earths has officially concluded, and although it was a brief list, we gather once again to rank the best battles in an order determined by your views & votes! You can get the original publication order from the Featured Fight Recap -- this one is all about determining supremacy via a midnight January 1st cutoff!

Hit the covers below to check out the full featured fight entry, or scroll straight to the bottom for a list of links that will make the rankings very clear. This year's sweet sixteen featured: X-Men, Wolverine, Moon Knight, Hawkeye, Spider-Man, Batman, Doctor Fate, Superman, Black Adam, The Spectre, She-Hulk, Thor, Wasp, Titania, Fantastic Four, Sub-Mariner, Abomination, Man-Thing, Hulk and more!

You can also find more of the trending hits from 2022 in free Patreon updates, flashback to the best fights of 2021, or return to the main page where Season 2023 is fast approaching!





Behind The Covers
1. COLOSSUS & X-MEN vs OMEGA RED (X-Men Adventures #4)
2. MOON KNIGHT vs BLACK KNIGHT (West Coast Avengers Annual #2)
3. HAWKEYE & SANDMAN vs DOCTOR OCTOPUS & MADAME MENACE (Solo Avengers #17)
4. SPIDER-MAN vs KINGPIN (Peter Parker, Spectacular Spider-Man #100)
5. DUCHESS vs BLUE BEETLE (Suicide Squad #13)
6. BATMAN vs RIDDLER (Batman #490)
7. COLOSSUS vs CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE (Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7)
8. ULTRAMAN vs DOCTOR FATE, ROBOTMAN & SUPERMAN (All-Star Squadron #15)
9. QUICKSILVER vs PROFESSOR X (Uncanny X-Men #306)
10. SUICIDE SQUAD vs BLACK MARVEL FAMILY (52 #34)
11. DOCTOR FATE vs THE SPECTRE (All-Star Squadron #27)
12. MASTERS OF EVIL vs AVENGERS (Avengers #222)
13. TITANIA vs FANTASTIC FOUR (Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #3)
14. ABOMINATION vs SUB-MARINER (Namor The Sub-Mariner #59)
15. MODOK vs ABOMINATION (Incredible Hulk #288)
16. MAN-THING vs HULK (Incredible Hulk #197)

Saturday, December 31, 2022

ANNUAL PUNCH-UP: 2022 RANKINGS RECAP
Weaving through every entry on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths is the constant thread of the Fight Club Rankings! Nestled at the bottom of every new battle: live updates tie everything together, but only here can we see the true consequence of another year of wins & losses!

Season 2022 was limited in its scope, but included our 700th featured fight, and produced a variety of significant rankings shifts in the positive and negative directions from a variety of eclectic characters!

Man-Thing leaped a staggering 471 rankings as the most improved of the year, while MODOK, Booster Gold, and Moon Knight made impressive gains in the 200s. Television series helped She-Hulk and Hawkeye land next to each other up +66 and +67, but comics were the real winners with Champion of the Universe, Yurrd the Unknown, The Spectre, Lashina, Rogue, Jubilee, Darkstar, and Wasp giving us an oddball array of rising stars for 2022!

Superman made one of the most significant gains of the year, completing a traditionalist's Top 3 heroes by joining Batman and Spider-Man at the top of the rankings list. Wonder Woman maintained DC's trinity, holding the line at #10. The hotly contested #20 spot became Iron Fist's as he assumed the gatekeeper's position with last year's benchmark, Thor, rising to #17.

The complete list of Season 2022 competitors is available below with adjusted movements based on our year-end record of last year's rankings. You can also flashback to recaps of the movers & shakers in 20202019, 2018, 2017, and 2016. Don't forget to revisit all the action in the 2022 Featured Fights Recap, and stay tuned for the Top 20 Battles as chosen by you! You canalso help shape Season 2023 by becoming a Patreon supporter for more updates, sponsored content, and good will!

#1 (--) Batman (Bruce Wayne)
#2 (--) Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
#3 (+1) Superman (Kal-El)
#4 (-1) Iron Man (Tony Stark)
#5 (--) Wolverine (James "Logan" Howlet)
#6 (--) Hulk (Bruce Banner)
#7 (--) Captain America (Steve Rogers)
#8 (--) Daredevil (Matt Murdock)
#9 (--) Luke Cage
#10 (--) Wonder Woman (Diana of Themyscira)
#11 (--) Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards)
#13 (--) Thing (Benjamin Grimm)
#14 (--) Human Torch (Johnny Storm)
#17 (+3) Thor (Thor Odinson)
#22 (+5) Black Adam (Teth-Adam)
#33 (--) Sub-Mariner (Namor McKenzie)
#34 (+4) Storm (Ororo Munroe)
#39 (+15) Wasp (Janet Van Dyne)
#47 (+25) Rogue (Anna Marie)
#60 (+37) Spectre
#73 (+45) Champion of the Universe (Tryco Slatterus)
#88 (+66) She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters)
#89 (+67) Hawkeye (Clint Barton)
#100 (-4) Terraxia
#124 (+227) Moon Knight (Marc Spector)
#134 (+251) MODOK (George Tarleton)
#162 (+31) Lashina
#200 (-1) Black Mask (Roman Sionis)
#217 (new) Osiris (Amon Tomaz)
#300 (-1) Rorschach (Walter Kovacs)
#351 (new) Titania (Mary MacPherran)
#352 (new) Glob (Joseph Timms)
#353 (-195) Doctor Fate (Kent Nelson)
#361 (+6) Count Vertigo (Werner Vertigo)
#364 (+6) Magik (Illyana Rasputin)
#371 (+21) Jubilee (Jubilation Lee)
#374 (-170) Atom Smasher (Albert Rothstein)
#400 (-2) Slam Bradley (Sam Bradley)
#415 (+471) Man-Thing (Ted Sallis)
#417 (-67) Moonstone (Karla Sofen)
#419 (-1) Professor X (Charles Xavier)
#438 (-4) Scorpion (Mac Gargan)
#441 (-6) Colossus (Piotr Rasputin)
#450 (+20) Darkstar (Laynia Petrovna)
#483 (new) Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)
#484 (new) Riddler (Edward Nashton)
#496 (-12) Isis (Adrianna Tomaz)
#500 (-6) Batwoman (Carrie Kelly)
#600 (-3) Monocle (Jonathan Cheval)
#628 (new) Robotman (Robert Crane)
#629 (new) Collector (Taneleer Tivan)
#630 (new) Major Bogatin
#630 (new) Andromeda (Andromeda Attumasen)
#631 (new) Triton (Unknown)
#632 (new) Stingray (Walter Newell)
#634 (-187) Abomination (Emil Blonsky)
#644 (-94) Plastique (Bette Sans Souci)
#645 (-331) Captain Boomerang (Owen Mercer)
#660 (+237) Booster Gold (Michael Carter)
#661 (+44) Yurrd the Unknown
#700 (-12) Unnamed Aquanoid
#800 (-10) Goraiko
#900 (-9) Phosphorus Rex (Unknown)
#975 (new) Omega Red (Arkady Rossovich)
#976 (new) Black Knight (Dane Whitman)
#977 (new) Electrocutioner (Lester Buchinsky)
#978 (new) Persuader (Cole Parker)
#979 (new) Ultraman (Kal-Il)
#991 (-207) Whirlwind (David Cannon)
#992 (-308) Tiger Shark (Todd Arliss)
#1000 (-15) Murray Reese
#1020 (-21) Kingpin (Wilson Fisk)
#1027 (-15) Brick (Daniel Brickwell)
#1028 (-15) Captain America (Sam Wilson)
#1029 (-15) Killer Croc (Waylon Jones)
#1030 (-15) Cloak (Tyrone Johnson)
#1031 (-15) Lady Deathstrike (Yuriko Oyama)
#1032 (-15) Dan Hibiki
#1033 (-15) Lizard (Curt Connors)
#1034 (-15) Zangief
#1035 (-15) Quicksilver (Pietro Maximoff) 
#1036 (-15) Sabretooth (Victor Creed)

Sunday, December 11, 2022

ANNUAL PUNCH-UP: 2022 FEATURE FIGHT RECAP
Technically November ends the Secrets Wars on Infinite Earths year and although Season 2022 was brief in total, it brought us an exciting and eclectic mix of sights and sounds from a wide range of influences!

What were the best battles of the most recent bouts? Now's the time to help lock-in our Greatest Hits of 2022 by revisiting your favourites from the list below. Every time you view a featured fight it casts a vote towards our final rankings -- so vote now and vote often before the end of December!

#1 Hawkeye & Sandman versus Doctor Octopus & Madame Menace (Solo Avengers #17)
#2 Spider-Man versus Kingpin (Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #100)
#3 Colossus & X-Men versus Omega Red (X-Men Adventures #4)
#4 Moon Knight versus Black Knight (West Coast Avengers Annual #2)
#5 Duchess versus Blue Beetle (Suicide Squad #13)
#6 Batman versus Riddler (Batman #490)
#7 Quicksilver versus Professor X (Uncanny X-Men #306)
#8 Colossus versus Champion of the Universe (Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7)
#9 MODOK versus Abomination (Incredible Hulk #288)
#10 Masters of Evil versus Avengers (Avengers #222)
#11 Titania versus Fantastic Four (Marvel Super Heroes Secret War #3)
#12 Suicide Squad versus Black Marvel Family (52 #34)
#13 Ultraman versus Doctor Fate, Robotman & Superman (All-Star Squadron #15)
#14 Man-Thing versus Hulk (Incredible Hulk #197)
#15 Doctor Fate versus The Spectre (All-Star Squadron #27)
#16 Abomination versus Sub-Mariner (Namor The Sub-Mariner #59)

You can find even more superhero smackdown by checking out the Secret Archive for a full index of every battle ever featured on Secret Wars on Infinite Earths! You can also flashback to the 2021 Feature Fight Recap, check out the Top 20 Fights of 2021, and revisit last year's Rankings Recap. Stay tuned to the main page for more year-end updates, and if you enjoy having superheroes in your feed all year round -- consider becoming a supporter on Patreon this holiday season!

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

ABOMINATION versus SUB-MARINER
When Titans Splash (Marvel)
Where:
Namor The Sub-Mariner #59 When: February 1995 Why: Glenn Herdling How: Geof Isherwood

The Story So Far...
The Abomination is an unexpected intruder in the Sub-Mariner's domain, but the gamma-irradiated powerhouse is merely a pawn in a grand scheme to construct underwater nuclear reactors for artificial island bases!

Controlling The Abomination from the safety of a cloaked deep sea vessel is a remnant of his days as a KGB agent -- and while the Sub-Mariner defends himself from the beast's attack, Stingray investigates the unseen enemy that dwells in the water.

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Draw 6 (Invincible)
Intelligence: Sub-Mariner 4 (Tactician)
Speed: Draw 4 (Olympian)
Stamina: Abomination 6 (Generator)
Agility: Sub-Mariner 3 (Acrobat)
Fighting: Sub-Mariner 6 (Warrior)
Energy: Draw 1 (None)
Total: Sub-Mariner 29 (Meta-Human)

The Abomination is supposedly stronger than the Hulk, but even if that were true -- it won't give him any guarantees against one of the jade giant's oldest and most vexing sparring partners -- especially fighting in his domain!

Namor, the Sub-Mariner is among the strongest heroes in the Marvel Universe, reaching peak power when submerged in the sea. The life-giving waters can restore him from devastated weakness to full strength -- as we saw during his battle with Tiger Shark and The Aquanoids in Marvel Team-Up #14!

Namor has such esteem as a physical combatant that he joined Thor, Firelord, and Iron Man in the first wave assault on Thanos during Infinity Gauntlet #4, and took on a super-enhanced Ronan the Accuser in Maximum Security #3! He even bested the Mind Gem itself while on mission in New Avengers: Illuminati #2!

A contentious attitude, and obligations to the undersea kingdom of Atlantis, have made Prince Namor an opponent of heroes and villains alike.

Along with run-ins with the likes Hulk and the Fantastic Four, we've seen him almost single-handedly fight the X-Men to a standstill in X-Men #6, withstand a brainwashed Wolverine in New Invaders #6, and overwhelm Iron Man during Invincible Iron Man #12. He can stand toe-to-toe with Abomination - but will he?

The Tape: Sub-Mariner Ranking: Sub-Mariner (#33)

What Went Down...
A massive green-fisted uppercut sends Namor hurtling backwards, but the Prince of the Deep quickly corrects his course to wrap a vengeful hand around Abomination's throat!

Triton, Andromeda, and Stingray watch in horror as Abomination launches another powerful attack, socking the Sub-Mariner across the jaw with a devastating left that once again sends him streaking through the water!


Triton & Andromeda jump in to lock-up Abomination's arms, but the powerhouse simply drags them into a head-long collision by rapidly raising his fists!

Recognizing he's clearly out-matched -- Stingray leaves Abomination to his business, taking the opportunity to investigate a mysterious wave distortion spotted earlier.

Sub-Mariner returns to the fray, rising from beneath Abomination to grab hold of his jaw and thrust the behemoth's head violently upward!


A light overhead diverts Namor's attention to a materializing underwater vessel that extends a mechanical claw to grab hold of Stingray.

The distraction allows Abomination to deliver a powerful body blow that smashes Namor through underwater rocks!


The deep sea monarch recalls his acquaintance with the Hulk as Abomination smashes his fist through more rock, narrowly missing Namor's head.

A sense of urgency consumes the Sub-Mariner as he works quickly to end the fight so he can save Stingray. With the entire ocean at his command, he begins to swim rapid circles around the Abomination -- generating a crushing vortex!


Feeling the pressure of the sea bearing down on him, Abomination does the only thing he can -- smashing his palms together to send a powerful shockwave through the water that interrupts the Sub-Mariner's flow.

Namor is never the less the first to recover and resume his affront -- dive bombing both fists into Abomination's gut like an undersea torpedo!


Bravado becomes his undoing as boasting that even the Hulk never beat him beneath the sea inspires a tactical shift from Abomination.

The gamma-irradiated powerhouse manages to grab the swimming Sub-Mariner by the ankle and launch him uncontrollably toward the surface with a mighty throw!

Namor's wings aren't powerful enough to slow his ascent, but breaching the surface reveals a man-made island to the Prince of the Sea. He only has a moment to survey the military installation before Abomination joins him in the air!


Abomination launches from the water with a diving tackle, but Namor's aerial superiority gives him the foundation to punch the villain in the face -- and send them both plunging back into his domain!

The Sub-Mariner grabs hold of his opponent and steers him towards deeper waters still, challenging the Abomination's presumption to enjoy fighting underwater.

The Avenging Son threatens to test Abomination's resilience with the nitrogen blood absorption of a trip 15,000 feet below to The Hellencian Trench, but before he can make good on the excursion -- a cloaked craft orders a halt!


The mercenary Major Bogatin issues an ultimatum: the Sub-Mariner will help them pilfer a sunken submarine to construct a nuclear reactor for the Advanced Idea Mechanics' artificial island -- or they will execute Stingray!

Thus, Prince Namor joins the Abomination in reluctant servitude -- for now.

The Hammer...
An exciting fight ends with an unlikely alliance as Sub-Mariner joins Abomination in the same predicament of indentured servitude.

Neither wishes to serve the whims of AIM -- or rather, the ex-KGB mercenary now working for them -- but both must cooperate to preserve the lives of Stingray and Abomination's ex-wife, Nadia Dornova. At least... long enough for Namor's ally Andromeda to find the cloaked sub holding them and stage a rescue.

It's another strange twist in the life and times of Emil Blonsky, who seemed to thrive after his Hulk-like transformation, but keeps finding himself in vaguely sympathetic situations, forced to serve masters who desire his power, and suffering emotional torture and hardship as a result.

This time it's the former Major Bogatin seeking to exploit Abomination's power.

He knew Blonsky from their days as KGB spies, imbedded together in the US Air Force base where Bruce Banner was developing the gamma bomb that turned him into the Hulk. Bogatin was therefore well positioned to doubt that Emil had perished when he disappeared, having been transformed into Abomination.

Apparently the erstwhile Major put it all together, and leverages his unique insight into Blonsky's earlier life to coerce him into an elaborate scheme of salvaging sunk submarines, and constructing underwater nuclear power plants without succumbing to radiation, or intense subaquatic pressure.

The story draws heavily from those seminal issues of Incredible Hulk, padding the nefarious figures lurking in the shadows to further flesh out Abomination's backstory some thirty years later. Something that had already been done with the introduction of his ex-wife in Incredible Hulk a few years earlier, in 1991.

By keeping it light and focused on telling a new story -- rather than meddling with old ones -- it succeeds rather well. They even float the idea that Abomination might be particularly well suited to fighting underwater. A simple, intuitive idea drawn from his slightly amphibious look. Gotta love those fin-like 
Jack Kirby ears.

The issue ends with Abomination catching up with his blackmailer and doing something very nasty off-panel with a sickening "KRAK". A grim end for Bogatin, who might've worked as an on-going menace in the Marvel Universe, but just exists to give an inconsequential super-villain guest spot a bit more heft.

You might've thought mutual grievance would've kept the morally ambiguous Sub-Mariner on the same page with Abomination, but once Andromeda helps Stingray escape with Nadia, the villain snatches a warhead detonator and clobbers Namor, eager to destroy Bogatin's work, seemingly with Triton in the blast zone.

It might've been an interesting premise to parlay Abomination into Sub-Mariner's limited rogues gallery, but it of course turns out the Inhuman fish-man is just fine, washed ashore by the submarine explosion. No harm, no foul, I suppose.

I'm a bit of a sucker for a good villain crossover and this issue satisfies on that level. It's an interesting match-up and we at least get a pretty good taste of what it's like for Sub-Mariner and Abomination do battle. A palatable alternative to the many run-ins between Namor and Hulk over the years.

Your mileage will vary vis-a-vis the very mid-nineties artwork. Some scenes and figures have a very rough finish with unrefined detail, such as faces, while others look dynamic and well staged. That roughness seemed to become a curious signature of the Namor series, getting very spiny and vague when Jae Lee arrives.

Geof Isherwood inks himself here, with colours by Glynis Oliver that come together brilliantly to create a real sense of vast space in the panel showing Namor over Abomination and a cloaked sub. That one's a favourite.

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Winner: Inconclusive
#33 (--) Sub-Mariner
#635 (-4) Abomination
#630 (new) Major Bogatin [+1 assist]
#631 (new) Andromeda [+1 assist]
#632 (new) Triton [+1 assist]
#633 (new) Stingray [+1 assist]