Friday, October 03, 2008

X-MEN versus DRACULA
Blood Feud! (Marvel)
Where:
X-Men Annual #6 When: 1982
Why: Chris Claremont How: Bill Sienkiewicz

The Story So Far...
It has been quite some time since the X-Men battled the lord of vampires, but when Storm dreams of Dracula's dark embrace, and the blood of her fellows, she knows the man who once possessed her soul beckons her.

In England, the wind-rider finds Dracula's newest lady, the recently turned Rachel van Helsing, and a master who still holds power over her once vampiric heart. Storm is recruited by the dark lord to steal the Montesi Formula from the sacred lands of Castle Pendarrow, giving Dracula control over the means to obliterate vampires everywhere.

Despite her expertise as a thief, Storm finds herself set upon by fellow X-Men, Kitty Pryde and Colossus, each with a murderous intent to stop her. Their battle leads a wounded Storm once more to the arms of Dracula, and the X-Men to her!

Tale of the Tape...
Strength: Dracula 4 (Enhanced)
Intelligence: Dracula 5 (Tactician)
Speed: Wolverine 3 (Athlete)
Stamina: Dracula 7 (Unstoppable)
Agility: Nightcrawler 5 (Cat-like)
Fighting Ability: Wolverine 6 (Warrior)
Energy Power: Cyclops 5 (Lasers)


- The X-Men are: Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Storm.

The emergence of the mutant X-gene brings with it mixed blessings as humanity finds itself confronted by the next stage in human evolution. As individuals begin to manifest inherent superhuman abilities, two men; Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr; find themselves at a philosophical crossroads where education would be concerned. In contrast to his counterpart, Xavier uses his family fortune to found the Charles Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, using his knowledge and powers to train and educate mutant pubescents struggling with their abilities.

Xavier's original class consisted of Scott Summers, Jean Grey, Bobby Drake, Hank McCoy, and Warren Worthington III, but would soon expand exponentially proportionate to team's activities as a covert paramilitary force protecting humanity from those who would misuse their power. Among the prominent new recruits; Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Kitty Pryde, Storm, Rogue, Havok, Dazzler, Gambit, Emma Frost, and for a short time, even Magneto.

They fight to protect the very people who fear and hate them, defending against the menace of alien invasion, cosmic crisis, and the mutants who would use their gifts for evil. Regular enemies include; Magneto, Apocalypse, Sentinels, the Hellfire Club, Brotherhood of Mutants, Juggernaut, and other.

DON'T TOUCH ME, WOMAN!!!- Born to Transylvanian nobles in the fifteenth century, Dracula truly began during war between the factions of Wallachia and the Ottoman Turks.
When mortally wounded by a warlord named Turac; Dracula was taken prisoner by the Turks who raped and pillaged Dracula's family and kingdom. A gypsy woman named Lianda took revenge upon the imprisoned Dracula for his mistreatment of gypsies, spreading the curse of the vampire, rather than healing him.

Dracula prospered with the enhanced strength, speed, endurance, and mystic abilities of the vampire. He turned and defeated Turac, before destroying Varnae and Nimrod, to succeed the latter as Lord of Vampires, and enhance his powers.
Among his strange abilities; hypnotism, metamorphosis (bats, wolves, mist), influence over weather and vermin, and rapid healing.

Among the many enemies Dracula has accumulated throughout the centuries of his long life: Abraham van Helsing, Apocalypse, Mephisto, the N'Garai, Dr. Strange, Frankenstein's Monster, the Werewolf, Blade, Hannibal King, the X-Men, and his own descendant, Frank Drake.

Math: X-Men (Ttl) Dracula (Avg) Ranking: Wolverine (#6)

What Went Down...
Recovered from the wounds of her mission, Storm finds herself at the mercy of Dracula! The Lord of vampires prepares finally to turn Storm once more and assure her subservience, but before he can sink his fangs in, a blast of energy staggers him away from the African mutant's throat -- an optic blast!

Cyclops and Wolverine march valiantly into Dracula's lair, but they do not find the vampire helpless! He pulls a sharp spear from the manor wall and tosses it with super-human strength! Cyclops, unable to move quick enough to avoid the weapon, is saved by the intervention of adamantium claws that swat just in time to knock the airborne missile away.

Led by a bamf, Nightcrawler appears to catch the spear in mid-air, disappearing only to reappear atop an unsuspecting Dracula! The nimble mutant drives the spear through the vampire's chest, teleporting away too fast for retribution!

As Dracula stumbles clutching at his chest, his slave, Rachel van Helsing, races to her master's aid! She rips the spear from her Lord's chest and charges Cyclops with inhuman speed. The X-Man is quick himself, reacting with a judo toss that topples the vampiress, but fails to slow her transformation to mist. Free of form she swirls around Cyclops to gain the upper hand!

While Colossus and Kitty burst through the wall to confront Dracula, Cyclops continues to grapple with van Helsing, who now takes the form of a wolf! Despite the immense strength advantage, it gives a solid target for Cyclops to hammer with the unrelenting power of his optic blast!

Meanwhile, Dracula attempts to pit his own enhanced strength against the powerful Russian, Colossus. He tosses a coffin that passes harmlessly through the phasing Kitty Pryde, and crumbles beneath the impact of Colossus' fist!

Overwhelmed by their growing numbers, the vampire Lord flees the X-Men, disappearing into a hidden passage leading to his underground catacombs.
With the comfort of a tighter arena, Dracula anticipates picking his opponents off, recognising an uncharacteristically violent Kitty Pryde as his greatest threat.
Kitty Pryde phases through the wall and beckons Colossus, as if confirming Dracula's suspicions.

The Hammer...
As if to prolong the value of this giant-size issue, we've got to call this instalment of the battle a draw, folks! A brief pause follows the battle, before the action resumes in the catacombs below, and it's likely there that we will revisit the issue sometime in the future! Whatta slap in the face, huh?
[NOTE: No stat for Storm due to total inactivity. Kitty Pryde is possessed by Dracula's daughter, Lilith.]

It's October, so we're dwelling in the depths with the dark and deadly in the lead-up to Halloween!

X-fans will know the 1982 annual marks a rematch between the X-Men and Dracula, who met previously in the year in July's X-Men #159. While we have not featured this confrontation, the results of a world where the X-Men were unable to defeat the Lord of Vampires was the subject of What If...? #24.

The integration of literary characters into superhero universes always holds some fascination for me. Modern comics fans might have managed to remain oblivious to Dracula's presence in the Marvel Universe, and it wouldn't have been difficult. Even in the character's prime as star of Tomb of Dracula the character largely remained segregated to his own world, clashing chiefly with Marvel horror characters, and his own regular antagonists, like Blade and Frank Drake.

It makes a lot of sense to include available iconic characters into a superhero comic. DC have assembled a brightly colored army of assimilated properties and continue to do so, establishing a fairly obvious example of precedent.
Literary classics like Dracula have much the same instant recognition and unique trademarks that make them as justifiable an addition as any other superhero property. The lure of 'Dracula V the X-Men' is as intriguing a prospect as 'Superman V Captain Marvel.'

Yet, for some strange reason, I find these characters always stick out.
Perhaps it's the fact that the translation to comics often brings with it similar alterations to those experienced in the adaptation of comics to film. The familiar, often with good intentions, becomes a distorted betrayal of what initially made the property what it is. In the case of Marvel's Dracula, the decision to include a wide array of abilities from various pre-existing mythologies, and the communication of some of these abilities in superhero terms, somehow feel odd.

Also betraying Dracula is the longterm commitment of characters in an on-going design managed by multiple persons, and generations. The subject of this annual, the Montesi Formula, was eventually unleashed in the pages of Dr. Strange, living up to the promise of obliterating all vampires in the Marvel universe. Unfortunately, this included Dracula, who was unsurprisingly resurrected sometime later, along with Lilith, and other popular characters.

When this additional layer was added to a character already designed for resurrection, it feels as if a uniquely comic book device has undermined the character. It is an unnecessary second-guessing of facts that all too often litters comics, even in the modern era.

I've never been a big reader of Marvel's Dracula, despite being as enthusiastic about monsters and mythology in my childhood, as I was superheroes.
Occasional crossover battles like this one have aroused my interests to moderate results. The annual reads unmistakably like a classic Claremont issue of X-Men, and for that it cannot be failed. Though far less remembered than the original confrontation between Dracula and the X-Men, it's a fun oddity to remember in the X-Men's decades of adventures.

We're in a rush, so I'll leave further conclusions to you, good readers!
Bill Sienkiewicz is dated, but competent with his artwork. Small experimentations are visible, as are tone sheets, which is fine if you like that sort of thing. It all feels slightly seventies, but I guess you can't begrudge an '82 annual for that.

The Fight: 4 The Issue: 5

Despite her absence from this particular battle, Storm fans will want to hunt this issue down for a Giant-Size exploration of an important part of her history. Alas; it'll be the back issue bins for thee, as far as I know. If you're looking for more X-Men purchases, you might find something of interest in the Infinite Wars Amazonian Gift Shoppe, where collections of most issues reviewed on the Infinite Wars are available for online purchase! By using purchase links provided, you help sponsor future entries in the Infinite Wars, which is good! Yay!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

SHIPPING LIST: OCTOBER 01, 2008
[In case you missed it: Don't forget the October Punch-Up! You didn't miss much!]
You can probably find complete shipping list updates on most major comics sites. Consider this an opportunity to either do all your info-shopping in the one place, or get a speculative perspective on what might be worth checking out. These are untested reads. Secret Wars on Infinite Earths can offer no guarantee or endorsement of quality. These are simply titles that may be of potential interest. Some items may ship late.

The Infinite Wars now has a gift shop!
Now you'll find Amazon purchase links to hardcovers, trade paperbacks, and other collections, not only on regular entries -- but also new releases at the bottom of the Shipping List, and now a whole catalogue of potential purchases via the Infinite Wars: Amazonian Gift Shop. [Men are also welcome!] By shopping with Amazon via our purchase links, you not only find yourself a great deal, but also sponsor future entries on the Infinite Wars.

READ THE PREVIEW - VISIT THE SITE - BUY THE COMIC

Ham and Kirkman...
JUN084177 2000 AD #1601 $4.50
JUL084194 2000 AD #1603 $4.50
JUL084195 2000 AD #1604 $4.50
AUG083935 BOYS #23 (MR) $2.99
AUG083939 BOYS TP VOL 03 (MR) $19.99
MAY083645 DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #9 (RES) (MR) $3.99
JUL082171 FOUR EYES #1 $3.50
AUG084175 GHOST WHISPERER HAUNTED TP $11.99
JUL088048 HALLOWEEN 2008 MINI COMICS VARIETY PACK PI
APR082197 INVINCIBLE #53 $2.99
MAY082213 RED MASS FOR MARS #2 (OF 4) (RES) $3.50
MAY082214 SAVAGE DRAGON #138 $2.99
JUL084102 SILENT HILL OMNIBUS TP $24.95
AUG080666 SPELUNK-A-DUNK SUPA SPEKTAKULA (ONE SHOT) $19.95

Thin and Crispy...
AUG080204 AUTHORITY #3 $2.99
JUN080195 BATMAN #680 RIP $2.99
JUN080290 CAIRO SC (MR) $17.99
AUG082316 MARCH ON ULTIMATUM SAGA PI
AUG082389 PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL #24 SI $2.99
AUG080213 TOP TEN SEASON TWO #1 (OF 4) $2.99
AUG080107 TRINITY #18 $2.99
AUG082323 VENOM DARK ORIGIN #3 (OF 5) $2.99

The Deep Dish...
- AUG080193 BATMAN STRIKES #50 $2.25
Really need to get a better mugshot...Halloween hoohah as the Dark Knight is forced to team up with the rhyming demon, Etrigan! I've apologized for this spin-off series from The Batman cartoon before, but they keep cramming in characters that are instantly recognisable (as opposed to their abominable take on most Bat-villains) and I dig it!

- AUG082412 CABLE #7 $2.99
We just inducted X-Force into the fold [with X-Force #1] so this new Cable arc is inadvertently part of the Infinite Wars family. They're battling Bishop and Cyclops is harassing something and there's a baby and Cable's laughing at Bishop and there's soft time travel but I don't think it's anything of consequence but we'll probably still smoosh Cable up against Booster Gold in our year-end recap Fantasy Fights because we're lazy!... I need a drink...

- JUL080106 DC UNIVERSE DECISIONS #2 (OF 4) $2.99
Last month we suggested this might be a competent politically charged thriller set in the DC Universe. I'm started to have second thoughts about that endorsement, but I think there's still some fun to be had with what seems to be an exploration of characters. Also, Guy Gardner.

- AUG080123 EL DIABLO #2 (OF 6) $2.99
One to watch! DC have once again shown their competence when reviving and reinvigorating and reloving dusty old properties! El Diablo probably isn't one for the traditionalists, but the liberally minded will probably appreciate.

- JUL080145 JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #25 (NOTE PRICE) $3.99
In a nutshell: leftover plot devices from Spider-man's tussle with Ezekiel smash with the reality-altering funtimes of Absolute Power. Dwayne McDuffie publicly acknowledged the interference of editorial mandates on the top team book, pretty much earning himself a free pass from every free-thinking reviewer. So, really, the Dwaynester could tune out, cash his checks, and phone it all in, which is a shame... I've never been a big Vixen fan, but I would've appreciated a JLA plotline that actually made something substantial out of her character, rather than fulfiling the stereotypes. Stereotypes of C-list characters. Nothing else!

- AUG080145 NIGHTWING #149 RIP $2.99
With a milestone issue on the horizon, you'd be forgiven for anticipating something significant for the next issue of Nightwing's vague tie-in to Batman RIP. Hey! With Killer Croc, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Two-Face and the Joker on the bill, the odds are good!

- AUG080126 TERROR TITANS #1 (OF 6) $2.99
I've been pitching an organized underground fighting league for years, so every time something pops up, it's a little bit of vindication. Clock King has gathered a group of legacy teen villains to form the Terror Titans, and they're diving head long into Final Crisis by entering the arena of the Dark Side Club!


Know Your Trade...
JUN080237 BLUE BEETLE TP VOL 04 ENDGAME $14.99
AUG083939 BOYS TP VOL 03 (MR) $19.99
JUN080290 CAIRO SC (MR) $17.99
MAY080210 GREEN ARROW BLACK CANARY WEDDING ALBUM HC $19.99
JUN080240 GREEN LANTERN REVENGE OF THE GREEN LANTERNS TP $12.99
JUN080245 JUSTICE TP VOL 02 $14.99
JUL084102 SILENT HILL OMNIBUS TP $24.95
MAY080214 SPIRIT HC VOL 02 $24.99



MONTHLY PUNCH-UP #34 (October 2008)
It's been in contract negotiations for quite some time now, but finally the Infinite Wars is proud to make an announcement!
Hot off the heels of September, we're pleased to officially confirm October as the month following! We here at Infinite Wars feel this is a real coup for Julian calendar enthusiasts!

In conjunction with our decision to comply with the conventions of the modern calendar, October 31st will mark Halloween. This may or may not contribute a flavour of spooktacular posts throughout the month, which could allegedly include sensitive subjects, such as; vampires, zombies, gods, and monsters.

Those curious about recent delays on the Infinite Wars can cease and desist all queries on the matter! I've been busily tending to my pet project, a little movie script that's been getting a lot of attention from all the right people.

Spelunk-A-Dunk
is the tale of a post-apocalyptic future where humanity has been forced to retreat from the surface world, [which has been reduced to a barren, cavernous wasteland] by terrorism and climate change. In this grim future, one man emerges as the reluctant saviour of humanity, chosen to combine his skills of diving into caves and shooting freethrows, in order to save the world.

I really shouldn't speak out of turn, but it was conceived and written with veteran actor, Shaquille O'Neal, in mind, whom I feel rivals Liam Neeson and Gabriel Byrne as one of Ireland's finest exports.

Anyway, the pay stinks and the hours suck around here, so I'm gonna go get back to S-A-D and let someone take care of the procedural stuff. Ciao!


POINTS
[027/230]
[024/476]
[023/225]
[003/111]
[002/114]
[-01/060]
[-01/000]
[-03/199]
[-03/165]
[-05/137]
[-06/113]
[-19/096]
[-84/081]
TEAMS
#1 (+5) Divine Judgment
#2 (-1) The People's Team
#3 (+1) The Legends
#4 (+7) Makin' it w/Cap'n
#5 (-3) The Ghost Walkers
#6 (+3) X-Party
#7 (+6) The Elite Fleet
#8 (+2) The Corps
#9 (-1) The Black Death
#10 (-5) The DC Illuminati
#11 (-4) The Knights of Right
#12 (-) The Revolution
#13 (-10) The X League

Join the list! Draft a team today!
2008 Fantasy League...
Global economy has been a tumultuous affair in September, and it turns out the Infinite Wars Super Stock has been just as unforgiving! Despite very little downward pressure, the real winners this month were those with minimal losses!

Rafael and his Divine Judgment has finally knocked Rokk off the winner's podium, picking up his second Fantasy League victory in our sixth months of competition!

While the long overdue debut of Apocalypse in the Infinite Wars sponsored a swell for the team (and crushed the X League); Divine Judgment will no longer have the buffer of an unranked player to absorb natural pressure on the lower ranks. Still, with Halloween on the horizon, the supernatural flavour of Rafael's drafts may provide another round-winning performance, as we creep and crawl into October!

It's unfortunate trading players isn't easier, because Hercules made his long promised charge, exploding up the ranks with a She-Hulk team-up that improved his value by over three hundred points [She-Hulk #30]!

The original heroes from the Mortal Kombat franchise still pose the most value of available drafts, continuing their presence in the lead up to the November 10 release of Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. Series champion, Liu Kang, is yet to convert in the Infinite Wars, while MKII's Jax is yet to arrive, making them value bets!

Because trades are so cumbersome, the Infinite Wars will implement more bonus point opportunities in October!
To better reflect the contemporary atmosphere, the weekly Shipping List will now join supplmental materials in contributing a small boost to relevant teams.

To add greater interactivity to the hunt for bonus points, there'll also be a brief poll to draft a new Infinite Wars home team! Ten (available) supernatural horrors are up for the role, with the top five making up our October team.
Defeat this control group to share in an equally divided bonus purse! Yay!

October Home Team Draftees:


EDIT: With a spectacular one voter the October Home Team will be:
Goro, Morbius, Deadman, Dr. Occult, and Sandman. Yay!

The Fantasy League isn't an exact science. Points are derived from the daily goings on in the Infinite Wars, and refined through the Super Stock [found further into this post]. While we try to represent key events in the community, weekly comics aren't the focus of our reviews, meaning our superhero fight club resembles something like a stock market, more than a precise sports league.

There are no prizes and no real losers here. The Fantasy League is designed to build a greater sense of community around the combative corners of the Infinite Wars. You should, of course, follow team sponsor links to familiarize yourself with some of the sites in this corner of the blogosphere, because as illustrated by the league -- we're all here for pretty similar reasons.

The Fantasy League can be as involving or stagnant as you like it to be, and every month you get the chance to spend your points on perfecting your team. The sign-up post will keep you informed when it comes to the availability of characters (those already drafted are struck out).

The category restrictions of the draft are now replaced by point values for those already playing. Everyone must have five characters on a team, but you can now sell a character (at half value) to use your points to draft new characters.
This is where it gets a little complicated, because it's just too time consuming to post full lists for the values of characters each month. You can request a character value in the comments section of this post, before trading through e-mail in the same fashion as your original drafting.

Values are based upon the total number of characters in the Super Stock rankings, with character dropping a point in price from top to bottom. Currently we have 539 characters ranked, making that the value of top-ranked character; Spider-man. If Daredevil is ranked #10 that values him at 530, Wonder Woman (#40) is 500, Darkseid (#176) is 364, She-Hulk (#231) is 309, and so on.
Unranked characters are a flat 100 points, making them mixed investments, given no movement return on their first month of entry.

To keep proceedings fluid; all trades should be completed by October 08!
If you're happy with your team, or not keen on over complicating things, just sit on your stocks and let them mature! I think the Fantasy League has been a very fun addition to the site, and hope to see more teams emerging in the coming months. If you're already reading/playing, suggest it to a friend!


Spider-Boycott 2008: Week 42; Month 9
Bitten by a radioactive spider; Peter Parker gains the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a spider. After the death of his Uncle Ben, Peter learns that with great power must come great repsonsibility. Thus, this tortured hero launches himself into a selfless career as Spider-man!

The Amazing Spider-man earns the attentions of many enemies, but when the Kingpin launched an attack on his foe, Peter's Aunt May was caught in the crossfire! With the elderly May in critical condition, Peter proves unable to find sufficient aid from his superpowered fellows, leading him to accept an unlikely deal from devil, Mephisto: Erase the romance and marriage to Mary-Jane Watson, and save the elderly woman's life.


Originally posted June 1st:
It was the premise for a story that had been brewing off-the-page since the promotion of of Joe Quesada to Editor-In-Chief. Ultimately the task befell J. Michael Straczynski in a story that will go down in Spider-man infamy.
Five decades into the history of this character, a poor excuse for a story saw this deeply responsible man make a deal with a devil to save a frail old woman. In reality, the move was little more than a nostalgia driven cop-out for the development of a character that had matured and grown with earlier audiences.

The result was Brand New Day, the follow-up that relaunched Spider-man with a revised history more garbled than the revisionist standard of Crisis on Infinite Earths. The erasure of Spidey's big screen romance was allegedly to refresh and simplify the character, but instead resulted in a vague deconstructed history, and the return of standards and motiffs thirty-years old.

The site has been without Spider-man for five months, and at this point the Boycott is more incidental than ever. I have very little interest to discuss or read what has been an uninspiring relaunch of the Spider-man title(s). This running section of the Punch-Up is now mostly academic, an exercise in tracking the monetary response measured by camps of fans each with strong opinions.

This modern gestation of a post-internet industry seems to be in the second stages of it's development. Vocal minorities now represent the basless claims of the blindly positive, as much as unmotivated shit-stirrers and provacateurs.
While the sales figures are not indicative of quality or relevance, they provide some assemblance of a mean average of opinion. I'm not terribly interested in Amazing, but I am interested in the reactions to this continued fiasco.

ESTIMATED SALES FIG.
(Dec 07) Amazing Spider-man #545 OMD [124,481] +24.11%
(Jan 08) Amazing Spider-man #546 [136,109] +9.34%
(Jan 08) Amazing Spider-man #547 [108,485] -20.29%
(Jan 08) Amazing Spider-man #548 [105,122] -3.1% (-15.55%)
(Feb 08) Amazing Spider-man #549 [101,112] -3.81%
(Feb 08) Amazing Spider-man #550 [90,874] -10.12%
(Feb 08) Amazing Spider-man #551 [88,084] -3.07% (-16.21%)
(Mar 08) Amazing Spider-man #552 [89,835] +1.99%
(Mar 08) Amazing Spider-man #553 [82,648] -8.00%
(Mar 08) Amazing Spider-man #554 [81,072] -1.91% (-7.96%)
(Apr 08) Amazing Spider-man #555 [86,902] +7.19%
(Apr 08) Amazing Spider-man #556 [78,458] -9.72%
(Apr 08) Amazing Spider-man #557 [77,057] -1.79% (-4.95%)
(May 08) Amazing Spider-man #558 [76,966] -0.12%
(May 08) Amazing Spider-man #559 [74,206] -3.59%
(May 08) Amazing Spider-man #560 [74,012] -0.26% (-3.95%)
(Jun 08) Amazing Spider-man #561 [72,372] -2.22%
(Jun 08) Amazing Spider-man #562 [71,409] -1.33%
(Jun 08) Amazing Spider-man #563 [70,792] -0.86% (-4.35%)
(Jul 08) Amazing Spider-man #564 DD [68,882] -2.7%
(Jul 08) Amazing Spider-man #565 DD [69,182] +0.44%
(Jul 08) Amazing Spider-man #566 DD [68,912] -0.39% (-2.66%)
(Aug 08) Amazing Spider-man #567 [68,130] -0.13%
(Aug 08) Amazing Spider-man #568 NWD [93,395] +37.08%
(Aug 08) Amazing Spider-man #569 NWD [77,950] -16.54% (+13.12%)


It didn't take Destiny* to predict the boost in sales for what could be described as the first major storyarc in the post-OMD Amazing Spider-man -- New Ways to Die.
[A rare X-reference, folks! Get it while it's hot!]

Retail investment in the Eddie Brock/ Thunderbolts story proved short term, but a steep drop in second-issue orders still managed to support the first month-end rise in sales since the maligned reboot. It follows the short Daredevil arc that slowed dipping sales and proves there's still some life in the series when the right cards are laid out!

I was trying to think-up subjects that could replace Spidey in the monthly sales watch. With very little demanding to be discussed in mainstream comics right now, I'm not sure there's anything more interesting to talk about, particularly now that we're seeing BND double-back to conceits resembling pre-OMD, Marvel Universe hoohah. It's interesting to see how retailers (and by extension, readers) respond to the shifting focus. Maybe we'll throw a poll up for noone to vote in...


The 2008 Top Five...
2008 vs Season Winners:
#1 2007 Spider-man
#2 2007 Batman
#3 2008 Batman
#4 2007 Captain America
#5 2007 Mr. Fantastic
#6 2006 Batman
#7 2007 Thing
#8 2006 Spider-man
#9 2006 Iron Man
#10 2006 Wolverine
#11 2008 Superman
#12 2008 Iron Man
#13 2008 Phantom
#14 2008 Hulk
#15 2006 Daredevil
Season 2008 continues to spread itself thinly on the Infinite Wars, and some surprising characters have been casualties in the ranking diversity!

Despite the recent flux of X-features, Wolverine sinks to #218, positioning one rung above dead last (#219), and the year's most bankable franchise character - the Joker!
With the Infinite Wars inspiration machine on life support, not a lot is driving any particular character forward in our superhero smackdown. Video games are gradually stealing the show in the latter part of the year, giving Mortal Kombat the legs to challenge for a top five spot by year end.

With only a couple of months of competition left in Season 2008 the favourites should be solidifying, but it's interesting to note the difference in trends! 2008's current season leaders pale when compared to the year end top fives of the last two seasons!

ARTWORK: Ed McGuinness#1 Batman (-) (31) (DC)
Class: [Meta] Last Opponent: [Joker]
Win Percentage: [68.57%] Features: [35]
2006: [#1] 2007: [#2] Cumulative: [#1]

In only four of our monthly recaps has Batman been absent.
Considering his nearest rival for rank appearances, (Spider-man), has appeared in only eighteen monthly listings, that's a pretty overwhelming statistical reflection on our habits!

What is there really left to say at this point? Batman's wide cultural relevance continues to sponsor personal fandom on the Infinite Wars. If villains are as important to the presence of a hero on the site, then Batman has one of the richest wells to draw from, with a crossover appeal that touches the entire DCU.

Batman has been the face of renewed efforts to solidify DC's presence in the video gaming market. Recently revealed covers push Batman as the face of DC in the much discussed MKvsDC game, placing the dark knight front-and-centre on both the thoroughly ordinary regular cover, and the cliched, but welcome, Alex Ross divided rosters design of the Collector's Edition.

ARTWORK: Jim Lee#2 Superman (-) (9) (DC)
Class: [Meta] Last Opponent: [Flash]
Win Percentage: [56%] Features: [25]
2006: [#7] 2007: [#13] Cumulative: [#5]

It might be because we aren't there every Wednesday, but it feels like 2008 has really struggled to deliver stand-out characters through the major events. Final Crisis shares the spotlight, divvying it up into a lot of individual stories, one of which throws Superman into the 31st century to combat his evil 'real world' alternative, Superboy-Prime.

In the case of DC's lynchpin event, the major icons have been fairly specifically pushed to the periphery. Superman's status in the top five rightly reflects efforts like Geoff Johns' conceited efforts to revamp Action Comics and the Man of Steel's villains, but does so without any flashy headline to hang our hat on.

Major events have dictated the course of both corporate publishers with a wide spectrum of results. A return to more personal stories is probably welcomed by a good many, particularly those fondly remembering the injection of character-driven writing in superhero comics at the turn of the decade.
It isn't a design helping push the Infinite Wars toward duplo-scale references to characters and stories, but it's probably something that will benefit the DC comics to come. Especially if editorial can maintain a character based unified objective for the DCU, moreso in the vein of 52, rather than the central nervous system Countdown became.

ARTWORK: Adi Granov#3 Iron Man (-) (13) (Marvel)
Class: [Meta] Last Opponent: [Wong-Chu]
Win Percentage: [62.5%] Features: [24]
2006: [#3] 2007: [#11] Cumulative: [#3]

Genre sites like Newsarama have begun banging the Oscar drum as loud as they can, and they're looking back to Robert Downey's turn as everyone's favourite drunken playboy, Tony Stark, whilst doing so!

With Spider-man becoming a faint memory, it looks like Marvel are backing Iron Man to rival the success DC have had with The Dark Knight. Iron Man 2 is currently slated for a 2010 release, providing the first blow in May, to follow up with Thor in July. Most recently they've announced confirmation of a second IM sequel projected sometime after the Avengers film, which hits 2011 after Captain America joins the big screen conversion.

Apparently we on the Infinite Wars were more optemistic about the Iron Man franchise than other outlets, not at all surprised by it's success, or the subsequent shadow cast by The Dark Knight and Heath Ledger's Joker.
Honestly, I wouldn't bet my house on Ledger's success with the Academy, but I can't imagine Iron Man even coming close. As good as Downey Jr might have been, IM simply shares too much in common with it's snubbed summer counterparts. Still, this all does point toward Iron Man's longterm value to Marvel as a brand, even despite the lingering antaganism left over from Civil War.

ARTWORK: John Cassaday#4 Phantom (-) (4) (King Features Syndicate)
Class: [Meta] Last Opponent: [Jungle Thieves]
Win Percentage: [100%] Features: [4]
2006: [NR] 2007: [NR] Cumulative: [#23]

The Olympics gave us the opportunity to revisit the Ghost Who Walks, and just in time for Frew's sixtieth anniversary of publishing the Phantom in their native Australia!

The Phantom remains a presence in the Infinite Wars as a personal favourite and a trinket of superhero history. Trainspotters will know about Dynamite's plans to add the golden age hero to their stable, joining Moonstone as a contemporary American publisher investing in the character.

In the direct market Moonstone's output remains a barely noticable blip on sales charts, so we'll be very interested to see what competition between the companies can do for the character. Adding the Phantom to a line-up already boasting Project Superpowers might just take advantage of a captive audience roughly fifteen times as large as Moonstone's Phantom readership. A subject we might like to look closer at next month in the Spider-Boycott analysis.

ARTWORK: John Romita Jr#5 Hulk (-) (10) (Marvel)
Class: [Meta] Last Opponent: [Hercules]
Win Percentage: [58.33%] Features: [24]
2006: [#6] 2007: [#10] Cumulative: [#4]

I cannot say I'm feeling particularly positive about the Hulk right now. After World War Hulk took the character on a high that demanded an immediate lull - Jeph Loeb and Ed McGuinness have seen to the creation of a new character, "Rulk," and a screeching halt to all momentum the green goliath had.

A sixth issue of the relaunched Hulk-title failed to uncover the identity of Rulk [also known as; Red Hulk] which has me well and truly miffed. I could've sworn we were guaranteed - at the beginning - that definitive answers would be delivered at this point. Instead, we simply know who this character probably is not: neither Rick Jones, Doc Samson, or General Ross. Instead, merely an agent of the latter two, who are apparently disappointed with Rulk's failure.

Already a solid number-three in the film stakes, Hulk might just find himself overtaken by Frank Castle, who launches into cinemas in December, boasting a hardfought R rating. Here's hoping Marvel can salvage the character's situation sometime before expected crossovers in the feature films. Of one thing we have no doubt; such a circumstance will no doubt ensure quantity, if not quality.


Cumulative Super Stock...

Hercules leaps dramatically up
the rankings like/with a bullet! A truly
Herculean effort up three hundred places!
[She-Hulk #30]
1. Batman (-) (DC)
2. Spider-man (-) (M)
3. Iron Man (-) (M)
4. Hulk (-) (M)
5. Superman (-) (DC)
13. Black Adam (-) (DC)
16. Ryu (-) (C)
17. Flash (-) (DC)
19. Catwoman (-) (DC)
20. Thor (-) (M)
22. Green Lantern (-) (DC)
23. Phantom (-) (KFS)
25. Iron Fist (+2) (M)
27. Storm (-2) (M)
28. Beast (-2) (M)
32. Sonya Blade (+19) (Mid)
38. Dhalsim (-1) (C)
39. Ken Masters (-1) (C)
43. Wonder Woman (-1) (DC)
44. Archangel (+26) (M)
50. Elektra (-2) (M)
51. Etrigan (-2) (DC)
60. Spitfire (-1) (M)
69. Blade (-1) (M)
72. Dr. Strange (-) (M)
77. Phoenix (-) (M)
82. Ice Man (-2) (M)
85. Raiden (-) (Mid)
87. Deathstroke (-) (DC)
100. She-Thing (+1) (M)
103. Thorion (new) (DC/M)
114. Mephisto (-) (M)
118. Orion (-) (DC)
121. Deadman (-) (DC)
123. Dr. Occult (-) (DC)
128. Doppelganger (-) (M)
150. Franklin Richards (-) (M)
153. Monolith (-) (DC)
154. Sandman (-) (DC)
161. Hellboy (-) (DH)
179. Apocalypse (new) (M)
181. Chun-Li (-1) (C)
182. Darkseid (-1) (DC)
185. Colossus (-93) (M)

Colossus suffers a devestating blow
to his campaign, after an unsuccesful
showdown with the immortal, Apocalypse!
[Uncanny X-Men #295]
200. Medusa (-2) (M)
215. Lex Luthor (-2) (DC)
222. Hercules (+314) (M)
223. Captain Marvel (-3) (DC)
229. Super-Skrull (-3) (M)
238. She-Hulk (-2) (M)
239. Scorpion (-2) (Mid)
242. Kano (-7) (Mid)
243. Joker (-3) (DC)
246. Liu Kang (-3) (Mid)
250. Equus (-3) (DC)
252. Lei Wulong (new) (N)
253. Bryan Fury (new) (N)
254. Yoshimitsu (new) (N)
300. Stepford Cuckoos (-6) (M)
350. Turk (-6) (M)
400. Yurrd (-6) (DC)
433. Loki (-6) (M)
448. Hammer (-6) (DC)
462. Gouken (-6) (C)
475. Captain Marvel Jr (-6) (DC)
500. Nighthawk (-6) (M)
542. Bran the Blessed (new) (M)
543. Warpath (new) (M)
544. Elixir (new) (M)
545. X-23 (new) (M)
546. L'ok D'saad (new) (DC/M)
551. Sabretooth (-14) (M)
574. Taskmaster (-13) (M)
575. Zangief (-13) (C)
576. Quicksilver (-18) (M)
577. Magneto (-14) (M)
578. Dan Hibiki (-14) (C)



The Hammer...
Well, you had to earn it, but it's finally here!
The Infinite Wars is still playing catch-up and if you haven't been playing along closely, you might have missed some articles of interest! We would encourage anyone with the processing power to skim back over September content in full, but in particular you might have missed our Q&A with Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe producer, Hans Lo.

That's just one of the many articles to find it's way to the site, hopefully reminding us all that content is still here, despite the difference in dates! If you'd like to complain about the Infinite Wars being behind schedule, feel free to make a donation with the PayPal button at the top of the page. It won't be refunded, but at least then you can have an appropriate sense of entitlement!

I've got a short little stack of features ready for the October card that include a range of spooky themed entries. Fridays are your guaranteed hit, but hopefully we'll find the time to slip in a few more stats for the next Super Stock!
"Big ups" to everyone still with us [even with the dry-humor], and we'll see you soon. Take up the [following] offer, you cheap bastards! Cheers!

The Kirby Martin Inquest is still on sale online for the low price of $1.99!
Production on Nite Lite Theatre properties has really slowed so your support is vital to the future success of the story and other concepts. I really hope you can find your way to online purchasing links (via NiteLiteTheatre.com) and grab yourself (and a friend?) a copy!

READ THE PREVIEW - VISIT THE SITE - BUY THE COMIC

Ciao for now!

- Mike Haseloff; Commanding Officer
Mike Haseloff is the off-spring of the evil Mike Haseloff.
Though he soon followed in his father's footsteps, he was not, in fact, born evil, but rather corrupted by humanity's darkness. Eventually the threat of global annihilation forced him to team-up with his mortal nemesis, and together they killed his enemy's mysterious brother. Unfortunately he was just a messenger and two far more powerful warriors were coming to destroy the Earth, so Mike Haseloff took his enemy's son in order to train him to unlock his incredible potential! The time spent with this young warrior opened Mike Haseloff's heart.


September Hit Count: [9596/148306] (+5.05%)
Hit count may reflect late August content.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

C2C: I SEE THE DISTINGUISHED COMPETITION FROM MY HOUSE!
We've been making a lot of noise about DC's upcoming clash with the murderous fighters from Mortal Kombat, but let's not lose sight of the classic rivalries, eh?

Decades before Scorpion was spreading Staphylococcus aureus around the pond with his unsteralized spear attacks - the DCU was at metafictional odds with it's across-the-street counterpart - Marvel!

In recent years the friendly competition has been reignited in an industry built upon exclusive contracting of talent, and diverging philosophies in both publishing houses. DC, despite being backed by entertainment giant, Time-Warner; has struggled to respond to Marvel's dominance in direct market sales, and wide mainstream successes with feature films.

As if to represent the characterization of DC's publishing practises, the recent Batman sequel, The Dark Knight, struck a chord as both a significant artistic contribution to the superhero cinema complex, and an action film widely appreciated by diverse audiences.
The acclaimed record breaker potentially mirrors projects like The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen, which typify a differentiation between DC's occasionally edgy artistic explorations, and Marvel's centred brand of relatable superheroics, which straddle the middleground moreso than DC's bulk of conservative releases.

Vague generalizations like these populate the undying arguments lodged by dedicated fans of either brand. Here at the Infinite Wars we've had a bit of a DC leaning in recent years, but continue to showcase strong representation of Marvel's nineties dominance.
Despite filing bankrupcy in 1996; Marvel comics' presence as a mainstream icon burned as bright as ever, leading the fanboy vernacular to make the interesting choice to canonize the battle of brands as Marvel versus DC, despite the reversed title leading and ending the series.

It's these on-the-page battles that we're looking at today!
After taking a look at Thorion #1 this week, it seemed fitting that we go back to one of the most popular subjects in Infinite Wars history! The mid-nineties DC versus Marvel/Marvel versus DC remains a popular checkpoint for both casual and diehard fans, and a curiosity in the history of publishing relations. A decade later the truce proves to be well and truly ended!

A cancelled Batman/Daredevil crossover publicly boiled over in 2004 when Brian Bendis revealed stubborn opposition from DC at a convention, leading to a pseudo-confrontation with DC rep, Bob Wayne. The meeting of urban vigilantes was allegedly greenlit until press comments from Marvel's EIC, Joe Quesada, offended conservative DC publisher, Paul Levitz.
Since; the lines have been clearly drawn, nixing prospects of a revival of DC/Marvel crossover practices begun in the seventies (with seminal classics like; Superman/Spider-man, Batman/Hulk, and Teen Titans/X-Men).

Green Lantern/Silver Surfer (December 1995)
"Unholy Alliances" Marz/Banks

The day begins as simple as it can for any cartoonist-slash-intergalactic lawman. Using his alien ring, Kyle Rayner stencils designs, when he is rocked without warning from his drawing table by an explosion! Thus, the Green Lantern charges his ring before flying to investigate!

As Kyle Rayner discovers the granite alien Terrax, he could not possibly conceive the interdimensional ballet occuring across space. In another world, a chrome warrior suffers a similar fate, happening upon a destructive warrior that appears to be more machine than super-man.

The truth can wait! As protector of truth, justice, and the space ways, Green Lantern must summon all his powers to defeat the cosmically charged Terrax.
Still inexperienced, Rayner may be facing the biggest challenge of his short career, but little does he know, the grand plot designs an ally in the wings!

DC versus Marvel #1 (March 1996)
Marz/David/Jurgens/Castellini

Life in the DC and Marvel universes has always been tough, but when cosmic events conspire to endanger both, the heroes of both Earths face a secret crisis that could destroy them all.

Before time two cosmic entities existed, sexless brothers representing the two sides of all that is, was, and will ever be.

Turmoil between the two brought about an end to things as they once were, but in the aftermath their energies were dissipated into space, becoming part of the multi-verse. As a result of the actions of various beings of different realities, instabilities emerged. After eons of recollecting their fragmented thoughts, the two brothers turned, and remembered their existence.

Now they pit their warriors against one and other.

Marvel versus DC #3 (April 1996)
"The Showdown of the Century!" Marz/Castellini

When cosmic events conspire to endanger both the DC and Marvel universes, the heroes of each Earth is faced with a secret crisis that could destroy them all.
By the will of two opposing omnipotent brothers, champions of the DC and Marvel universes are forced to fight for survival. To the victor goes the spoils of existence, but for any hero who would refuse to fight, a forfeit that brings their world closer to eradication.

In the final stages of the interdimensional war, it is Batman and Captain America that meet to reluctantly fight for the survival of their worlds. With the extra-dimensional keeper, Access, working to protect their existance, and the Spectre and Living Tribunal seeking alternative solutions, they battle on the streets below the skies that weep blood, for stakes far beyond anything either has faced!

Dark Claw Adventures #1 (June 1997)
"Face to Face" Templeton/Burchett

When cosmic events conspire to endanger both the DC and Marvel universes, the heroes of each Earth is faced with a secret crisis that could destroy them all. In the middle of this clash of worlds is Axel Asher - a citizen with a cosmic destiny that will embue him with the powers of Access!

By the will of two opposing omnipotent brothers, champions of the DC and Marvel universes are forced to fight for survival. To the victor goes the spoils of existence, but for any hero who would refuse to fight, a forfeit that brings their world closer to eradication.

What if... an elseworld existed composed of both universes?!
As histories are rewritten, and a new universe is borne of a bizarre cosmic amalgamation, is this existence the ultimate solution? In a universe made of one world is reality assured, or is this simply a mutual destruction?

A new breed of heroes - such as Dark Claw - may never know as they fight the good fight in a world where Batman and Wolverine never existed, and their reality is not as we know it!

JLA/Avengers #1 (September 2003)
"A Journey into Mystery" Busiek/Perez

When the exiled villain, Krona, develops powers of entropy, he uses his cosmic omnipotence to annihilate entire universes in the pursuit of understanding how they are formed. His rampage brings him into meeting with The Grandmaster - a warrior of another realm who claims to hold the secrets he seeks. Thus, the Grandmaster arranges an interdimensional competition, with the secrets of the cosmos the potential prize!

While the heroes of the DC and Marvel universes are manipulated into a race to scavange powerful objects from each world -- Krona and the Grandmaster prepare to betray one and other!

For the heroes, the first strike goes to Marvel, as Thor and Superman come to blows in a clash of superpowered titans!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

SMASH HITS: SEAL


Seal - Kiss from a Rose (1994)










For the 1992 Batman animated series, acclaimed composer, Shirley Walker, devised a mourning rendition of Danny Elfman's famous Batman march from Tim Burton's feature film.
It could be said Walker's version captured the morose and grim tones of the Dark Knight detective, and the world of Gotham City, better than any other anthem, but I'm sure this isn't the only school of thought.

Of all the soundtracks associated with the Batman brand, Seal's re-issued romantic ballad, originally from his self-titled 1994 album, might just have the biggest mainstream penetration [pun convenient, but unintended].

Not to say I don't appreciate the falsetto and high fashion motiff of Seal's music, but it's fair to say it represents one of the purest encapsulations of studio agenda in cross promotion. The song's wide recognition may owe Joel Schumacher's Batman Forever credit as a launching pad, but I imagine few connect it to the moody struggles of Batman's war on crime. More likely pubescent's war on bra straps.
Am I right? Hollah at me playas! [sic]